Topic: Shit that pisses you off

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Theclarinetist said:
hehehe guys I was trying to sound classy as a joke...

OK that's "OK" in spanish :P

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Theclarinetist said:
hehehe guys I was trying to sound classy as a joke...

Oh well.

Also

Xch3l said:
Another, burn myself with my soldering iron, or as just happened, a hot glue gun. Burnt my left hand twice with a damn hot glue gun... can't remember where the first one was but the second was on the back of my hand, almost where the thumb begins (I remember it because it still burns)... I think I still have glue...
/rant

I know that pain.

Xch3l said:

I think the correct translation would be "I'm to cool/chill for you" and yeah, "usted" is very formal, the informal "you" word (also known as "tutear" or "hablar al tu por tu" - literally "speaking peronally/one on one") would be "tu" or in this case "ti", resulting in "Soy muy fresco para ti"

Well you can ACTUALLY use cool/chill/fresh in that sentence, fresh would be the one giving a different meaning.

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JoeX said:
How about when people basically belittle you for having an opinion? http://swiftysgarage.net/topic/7204067/1/ Those two are moderators and they made me feel like having an opinion made me some kind of idiot. It actually drove me to tears. I would say something, but I don't want to get banned. I would appreciate it if no one else would say anything to them, if anyone was planning on it.

Not trying to sound like a douche here, but you need to man up. =/

They weren't even that harsh by the looks of it, just throwing out their own opinion that there's no such thing as sacrilege in car land. Perhaps the second one did so a bit smugly, but if that already drives you to tears... It's not like they've been bullying you after their innitial message.

Instead of lashing out I now would question their opinion, cause this is actually a pretty interesting topic of discussion about personal morals, and perhaps you three can eventually find some middle ground and shake hands, you know?

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Thieves. I don't care if they're art thieves, or if they actually steal people's stuff.

They're scumbags.

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JoeX said:
How about when people basically belittle you for having an opinion? http://swiftysgarage.net/topic/7204067/1/ Those two are moderators and they made me feel like having an opinion made me some kind of idiot. It actually drove me to tears. I would say something, but I don't want to get banned. I would appreciate it if no one else would say anything to them, if anyone was planning on it.

Try posting that on a forum like Rigs of Rods, they'll chew you out for that.

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If your dog almost kills me and you don't tip me

If you order 5 minutes before closing and you don't tip me

If you demand an entire free order because we missed one wittle detail, and you don't tip me

If you demand a free order even though you stuffed the whole "mistake" down your fat gob

If you live in an apartment complex and you don't provide a gate code or a building number.

I deliver pizza if you couldn't guess

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veerye said:
If your dog almost kills me and you don't tip me

If you order 5 minutes before closing and you don't tip me

If you demand an entire free order because we missed one wittle detail, and you don't tip me

If you demand a free order even though you stuffed the whole "mistake" down your fat gob

If you live in an apartment complex and you don't provide a gate code or a building number.

I deliver pizza if you couldn't guess

Indeed, and for the people ordering:

If you're not going to tip, don't compliment the driver's service/speed. That's more insulting than just not tipping.

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Nyteshade said:
Indeed, and for the people ordering:

If you're not going to tip, don't compliment the driver's service/speed. That's more insulting than just not tipping.

yes, don't do that for the love of god. Also if you're only going to tip your driver 65 cents don't bother saying keep the change

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Esme_Belles said:
I got one.

LE-FUCKING-PEPPER

It's told that if you post his name three times, he makes another sock account.

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veerye said:
yes, don't do that for the love of god. Also if you're only going to tip your driver 65 cents don't bother saying keep the change

Had one lady who's total came to $14.97, she paid $15. As I started to leave she started chewing me out for not saying thank you for my "tip."

I walked rest of way to car, got three pennies, walked back to her and dropped them in her hand saying, "Obviously you need this more than I do."

Had a good manager, so I didn't get fired. Instead we banned her from ordering again.

***

On the forum topic:

-> People that park in apartment, open all doors on the vehicle, turn up the music, then have a yelling volume conversation over the music.

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Nice. I never get in trouble for sticking up for myself but my store never bans anyone unfortunately.

I almost got mauled by a giant bully pit in a bad neighborhood. They leave their gate open, which to any normal person says "no dog". They were very rude about it, to me at the time and to my manager over the phone. We still deliver there.

Your Waiting comment must have really irked her

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Esme_Belles said:
I got one.

LE-FUCKING-PEPPER and his DCMO dumbasses

Oh! I'm gonna change my name to "El Pimiento" :P

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Okay, here's another one. Griefers and spawn-killers. Yes, I'm talking about GTA Online. Those people ruin the fun of GTA. What the fuck is wrong with letting people play on their own? Why waste your ammo on one person, especially if they're not fighting back? That is the exact reason I only play solo Online sessions or invite-only sessions. Then there's the bad sport system. Desroying another player's vehicle or dropping out of a race, deathmatch, etcetera gets you a bad sport rating, but griefing and spawn-killing doesn't? Fuck you, Rockstar, and your flawed system. The worst part is that some of the people who get bad sport ratings get them due to their game freezing, which is Rockstar's fault, by the way. Problem is, they still haven't fixed it. I still love GTA, but for the love of God, Rockstar, fix your shit. >:I

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Pissed on and abandoned toilet seats. For that matter, any bodily waste that's left for someone else to clean up. Go to hell. Seriously.

On the topic of video games (can of worms > opened), modded lobbies in MW2. Specifically, hosts unlocking all my stuff and/or maxing out my level, never mind the actual malicious tampering. I now start the game with a program that periodically backs up my progress. My friend got the game for me recently, and I've been casually playing it only when he invites me. I just want to progress normally through the ranks at my own pace, no frills, and I want my unlocks to reflect my actual achievements. Modded lobbies often (always?) don't record and update any progress anyway, so they hold no value for me. Needless to say, the game has no server browser or filter for modded lobbies. They have provided crappy experiences in general.

I won't explore the umbrella issue of cheaters. Too obvious.

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abadbird said:
Pissed on and abandoned toilet seats. For that matter, any bodily waste that's left for someone else to clean up. Go to hell. Seriously.

This. Jesus Christ, this. Flush the fucking toilet, you nasty fuck.

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JoeX said:
This. Jesus Christ, this. Flush the fucking toilet, you nasty fuck.

But what if the toilet is flushed and the last dude who used it had a sprinkler instead of a penis? Seriously, I've seen some as if that has happened. I don't know what the hell happens (nor want to know) or why they do that but that's absolutely disgusting. Not to mention the sweet aromas... >_>

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Xch3l said:
But what if the toilet is flushed and the last dude who used it had a sprinkler instead of a penis? Seriously, I've seen some as if that has happened. I don't know what the hell happens (nor want to know) or why they do that but that's absolutely disgusting. Not to mention the sweet aromas... >_>

Reminds me of this one time I was on a road trip. I needed to change clothes, so when we stopped for gas and snacks, I ducked into the bathroom to change. Went into the handicap stall (only stall there was). It was everywhere. On the seat, on the walls, on the floor, in the bowl (which was plugged up completely with half a roll of paper). And I don't mean just piss. It was absolute blacklist fuel.

I found the only "clean" spot, about 1' by 1' in the corner near the stall door, and triple checked the clothes I took off to make sure nothing had gotten on them. I still wanted to burn them afterward.

To this day I still wonder how on Earth did it happen.

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Blodsho said:
Reminds me of this one time I was on a road trip. I needed to change clothes, so when we stopped for gas and snacks, I ducked into the bathroom to change. Went into the handicap stall (only stall there was). It was everywhere. On the seat, on the walls, on the floor, in the bowl (which was plugged up completely with half a roll of paper). And I don't mean just piss. It was absolute blacklist fuel.

I found the only "clean" spot, about 1' by 1' in the corner near the stall door, and triple checked the clothes I took off to make sure nothing had gotten on them. I still wanted to burn them afterward.

To this day I still wonder how on Earth did it happen.

When all your fucks to give have evaporated.

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When you do something good and get attacked by other members and down voted for it. I found a racial N-Word post yesterday and I edited it to make it more positive and everyone took it the wrong way. I was cursed at, blamed, accused, and so forth, but the Admins removed the bad post because it was a pointless edit of the original post I never knew existed on this site. It was pointless for me to be hated for the past 7 - 8 hours trying to explain to everyone what was going on, and was even told not to make any comments on MY own post! The good post I made is here, along with the rest of the drama:

https://e621.net/post/show/497092/animal_ears-anthro-black_eyes-black_shoes-blue_ski

Have a nice day to whoever reads this and understands...hopefully ;-)

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redsith said:
When you do something good and get attacked by other members and down voted for it. I found a racial N-Word post yesterday and I edited it to make it more positive and everyone took it the wrong way. I was cursed at, blamed, accused, and so forth, but the Admins removed the bad post because it was a pointless edit of the original post I never knew existed on this site. It was pointless for me to be hated for the past 7 - 8 hours trying to explain to everyone what was going on, and was even told not to make any comments on MY own post! The good post I made is here, along with the rest of the drama:

https://e621.net/post/show/497092/animal_ears-anthro-black_eyes-black_shoes-blue_ski

Have a nice day to whoever reads this and understands...hopefully ;-)

No. You were in the wrong.

When I see something I don't like, I blacklist it. I despise Nazi fetishes, so I don't look at them. I'm not scribbling over swastikas in pictures like this, because I know that's a recipe for a shitstorm. And getting all high-and-mighty in the comments just makes you seem like an elitist douche.

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SirAntagonist said:
No. You were in the wrong.

When I see something I don't like, I blacklist it. I despise Nazi fetishes, so I don't look at them. I'm not scribbling over swastikas in pictures like this, because I know that's a recipe for a shitstorm. And getting all high-and-mighty in the comments just makes you seem like an elitist douche.

If I was in the wrong, why did the Admins remove the bad post and accept mine? Despite how I feel or anyone else, in the end, it depends on what the Admins think and they accepted me and my post without making excuses or reasons to call me names or high-and-mighty. I'm new here and I'm still learning how this so-called internet stuff works, but it's still no excuse for anyone's behavior to take all this out on me or take things too far, and tell me not to take things seriously while everyone else can. People need to stop the unnecessary name callings and listen for a change. It's not about the internet or any of that other stuff, the Admins don't believe my post or my description was pointless, they deleted the bad post because it is pointless and demeaning to others, even if you don't see it that way. It was also pointless for me to be treated the way I was for something so simple. The Admins never told me or anyone to blacklist anything because they removed what they didn't like, and its not a crime for me to stand up to things I don't like. The Admins didn't have to remove the bad post if they felt the same as you, and could have told me to blacklist instead...but they didn't. I was not wrong and the Admins were not wrong in their decision either.

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:

Close-minded people/extremists.

Especially when they won't let you drop whatever conversation/debate they're currently focused on. It is a bit amusing thinking up ways to get a blank stare from those people though.

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redsith said:
If I was in the wrong, why did the Admins remove the bad post and accept mine? Despite how I feel or anyone else, in the end, it depends on what the Admins think and they accepted me and my post without making excuses or reasons to call me names or high-and-mighty. I'm new here and I'm still learning how this so-called internet stuff works, but it's still no excuse for anyone's behavior to take all this out on me or take things too far, and tell me not to take things seriously while everyone else can. People need to stop the unnecessary name callings and listen for a change. It's not about the internet or any of that other stuff, the Admins don't believe my post or my description was pointless, they deleted the bad post because it is pointless and demeaning to others, even if you don't see it that way. It was also pointless for me to be treated the way I was for something so simple. The Admins never told me or anyone to blacklist anything because they removed what they didn't like, and its not a crime for me to stand up to things I don't like. The Admins didn't have to remove the bad post if they felt the same as you, and could have told me to blacklist instead...but they didn't. I was not wrong and the Admins were not wrong in their decision either.

That depends on the admin that gets to the post first. The "bad" post was deleted by Notmenotyou (For being a pointless edit of post #88044, mind you), and yours was approved by Dragonranger.

It was pointless for you to make an edit of it, and it was equally pointless for you to facilitate the drama that ensued. I'd expect that your post will probably be taken down soon for the same reason the post you edited was. They're both derivative of this.

If you really want to make a difference, take a page out of Morgan Freeman's book. As it is now, you're part of the problem.

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Artists who upload a slightly larger resolution version of an image about five seconds after I'v posted it on here.
I'm a dork.

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Peekaboo said:
Artists who upload a slightly larger resolution version of an image about five seconds after I'v posted it on here.
I'm a dork.

If that happens to you constantly, you have a very bad luck.

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When people ruin an otherwise perfectly good OC by giving it what I call a "special snowflake trait". For example, I was parousing about FA's Pokémon section when I came across a Charizard OC that at first glance seemed fairly humble. Then I read the ref sheet for it:

"When the tail fire turns blue, he can control ice."

And I'm just thinking "Man, fuck off." Ya know? People just have to go and give their OC an ability or look that just deviates too far from the established canon.

Now if it's a part of a fleshed out fanon universe and other characters in it have similar abilities, that's okay. Sueness is relative. But when people create characters like that and expect them to interact with other characters in the main canon or outside of their own fanon, that's just rediculous.

Why do I even let this bug me? 95% of these rediculous Pokémon OCs are just for porn anyways. :/

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FatherOfGray said:
When people ruin an otherwise perfectly good OC by giving it what I call a "special snowflake trait".

Agreed. Same in RPGs when people try to make a super-powered character. It's fine to have something you're especially good at (within reason), but most don't seem to realize that having a significant flaw/handicap is where the real fun happens.

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Oh, how about when your computer refuses to respond? I'm trying to upload animage and I can't open my pictures folder. At all. It just sits there. And sits there. And sits there. Then, the page goes black. I can't restore my recycle bin icon either. Great fucking job, Microsoft.

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furballs_dc said:
Only seems to be replacing b key. B key broken?

Maybe. In any case, the issue I was having with my computer seems to be fixed. I was able to upload the pic, so all is good.

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How about people with loud cars? Now, I love loud cars. I love the roar of a classic Mustang or the feral growl of a Lamborghini. I'm talking about the people that drive by with loud exhaust just to intimidate. I'm talking about dumb little poser cunts that put annoying exhaust on stock beater Civics. "Oh, look at me! I tuned my car!" No, you made it sound even shittier than it already was. Now, fuck off before I rip that exhaust pipe and give you a new hole to shit through. Then there are the people with the pounding bass or the loud music that I can hear through closed windows. I'm just so overjoyed when I know that they're going to go deaf. They deserve it.

Also, people who don't tag their uploads and don't give a shit when they create more work for people.

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Three words: Horrible internet service

Edit: Like I been having it these past two weeks, long time to load anything and images barely appearing (even the locally cached ones)

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AmericanExistence said:
Mexicans and their Civics.....

Wow, that is insanely racist. Most of the people I've seen with those cars are white boys.

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JoeX said:
Wow, that is insanely racist. Most of the people I've seen with those cars are white boys.

I was going to reply to that but I'll just leave this here...

post #485932

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Xch3l said:
I was going to reply to that but I'll just leave this here...

post #485932

Well, they are. :I I live in Aurora, Illinois. The people out here are complete weirdoes.

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JoeX said:
Well, they are. :I I live in Aurora, Illinois. The people out here are complete weirdoes.

I was referring to AmericanExistence's comment.

Also, in relation to people with noisy cars. Add to that neighbors with those cars who also have loud music even in the front of their houses.

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Xch3l said:
I was referring to AmericanExistence's comment.

Also, in relation to people with noisy cars. Add to that neighbors with those cars who also have loud music even in the front of their houses.

This. Jesus, it's so annoying. Fucking amazing that people act like that.

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JoeX said:
This. Jesus, it's so annoying. Fucking amazing that people act like that.

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Oh, I haven't told you the best part!!

They do it from 11Am to 4Am!! At least my neighbors... I don't know if they do anything else besides getting drunk...

Fortunately, they didn't today

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Xch3l said:
I was referring to AmericanExistence's comment.

Also, in relation to people with noisy cars. Add to that neighbors with those cars who also have loud music even in the front of their houses.

I don't mind loud music as long as it's reasonably loud; bonus slide points if it's anything rock or metal. However, when it's concert loud and it almost sounds like I'm right by the speakers when I'm in my house, it's a bit much.

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Xch3l said:
post #361190
Oh, I haven't told you the best part!!

They do it from 11Am to 4Am!! At least my neighbors... I don't know if they do anything else besides getting drunk...

Fortunately, they didn't today

The people in my building are pretty good about noise. The problem is that during summer the department of traffic decides to put the entire state under construction.

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SirAntagonist said:
The people in my building are pretty good about noise. The problem is that during summer the department of traffic decides to put the entire state under construction.

Ah yes, the cacophony of construction machinery. You poor, poor man.

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This thread reminds me that even men can suffer from PMS.

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Patchi said:
This thread reminds me that even men can suffer from PMS.

Pissy Mood Syndrome doesn't discriminate based on gender. Check your privilege for lulz.

I find all noise pollution irritating. Bass from distant music or televisions is especially annoying. Although I wouldn't say I'm hypersensitive, I am sensitive to noise, and my patience wears thin for people who can't monitor and confine their audible impact to their own spaces. I also consider myself a focused individual, so uncalled for audible distractions can really cause some mental friction when I concentrate. And yet I've managed to tune out entire lectures and disappointingly loud classrooms to focus on note-taking or exercises. I've tried to relax a lot in recent years with some success. It's a struggle.

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Xch3l said:
Oh, I haven't told you the best part!!

They do it from 11Am to 4Am!!

Had a bit of karma happen here about two months ago. A group of 5 cars parked in my apartment lot and seemingly started a sound-system battle from 10p-2a. (Could have called noise complaint, but I know they'd have just left and returned.)

They must have just been visiting the complex and didn't have parking passes, because in the morning they were all booted. ($75 fee to remove.) By noon when they hadn't taken care of that, tow trucks hauled all five off. ($400 fee to get car back - stacks with booting fee.)

Around 2p I hear the idiots screaming in parking lot about their cars beings stolen - and I laughed like mad. Close to $2500 in fines between them all, such sweet justice. Even if cops had come and given them tickets for noise it wouldn't have been more than $50-100 per.

They haven't been back.

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Nyteshade said:
Had a bit of karma happen here about two months ago. A group of 5 cars parked in my apartment lot and seemingly started a sound-system battle from 10p-2a. (Could have called noise complaint, but I know they'd have just left and returned.)

They must have just been visiting the complex and didn't have parking passes, because in the morning they were all booted. ($75 fee to remove.) By noon when they hadn't taken care of that, tow trucks hauled all five off. ($400 fee to get car back - stacks with booting fee.)

Around 2p I hear the idiots screaming in parking lot about their cars beings stolen - and I laughed like mad. Close to $2500 in fines between them all, such sweet justice. Even if cops had come and given them tickets for noise it wouldn't have been more than $50-100 per.

They haven't been back.

Lol, I hope that happens here. Unfortunately they'll do like you said, flee and come back later. Or turn down the volume and then make it louder after a while

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Someone on Imgur who lives in Norway has a neighbor with an illegally modified Civic who would do donuts and all sorts of annoying shit late at night. The car got towed. Some people don't understand that there are consequences to their actions. One of my neighbors has a Subaru WRX with a loud exhaust, but he doesn't rev the engine or cause trouble. There's just this nice low rumble when he drives. The car sounds fantastic, and I bet it would sound amazing if he really opened it up, but he doesn't. He respects his neighbors.

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Oh, here's a beauty. You guys will love this. Let's talk about solicitors. Yes, I'm talking about the people that go door-to-door trying to sell you stuff you don't need. Normally, this wouldn't piss me off. People need to make money. I understand that. What makes me mad is the fact that our subdivision has a sign clearly saying that soliciting is prohibited. The solicitors choose to ignore it. We had three solicitors show up today. Two were together and they work for AT&T. My mom simply said, "you're trespassing. Good-bye!" With that, they left. Fucking solicitors.

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JoeX said:
Oh, here's a beauty. You guys will love this. Let's talk about solicitors. Yes, I'm talking about the people that go door-to-door trying to sell you stuff you don't need. Normally, this wouldn't piss me off. People need to make money. I understand that. What makes me mad is the fact that our subdivision has a sign clearly saying that soliciting is prohibited. The solicitors choose to ignore it. We had three solicitors show up today. Two were together and they work for AT&T. My mom simply said, "you're trespassing. Good-bye!" With that, they left. Fucking solicitors.

I just flat out don't answer, or just don't hear the doorbell. Hard to hear noises when I'm playing WoW and listening to death metal at full blast.

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People who necrobump threads that die over two weeks ago.

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Patchi said:
People who necrobump threads that die over two weeks ago.

Like what I keep doing with the bad dragon thread?

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Cutedementia said:
Like what I keep doing with the bad dragon thread?

That's not something to be proud of, don'tcha know?

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Moon_Moon said:
That's not something to be proud of, don'tcha know?

If you can't be proud of using necromancy to keep alive a forum thread about dragon dildos in a site where a good percentage of the images are porn, when you can be proud?

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I hate little kids who simply wont leave you the fuck alone and keep doing, knowing theyre annoying the hell out of you.
Now im still in highschool. And another thing i hate. Groups of preps stopping in the middle of the hallway and blocking everyone so they can chat.
People who feel entitled to have whatever the hell they want.
Sports. Why the fuck would i like to watch a bunch of Neanderthals playing with balls.
Fitness nuts. Just because.
Random pc updates.
Emos. There i said it. I fucking hate them. But an easy lay. :3
Most fandom drama. Nobody gives a flying fuck.
People who feel they need to comment on everything. Nobody fucking cares what you think.
People who like every post they see. No matter what it is.
People in general.
Civilization.
Most cars.
Country music. Blegh.
When a woman complains all the time but bitches when you do.
Dark Souls. Its a love/hate thing.
Most of the people here. Why? Because i can.
Twins. I cant tell them apart.
Ugly chicks who think they're hot shit.
Most everyone i see in walmart.
Teachers who believe they get you to do what they say.
Laws, rules, etc.
Fighting. I hate it but i will kick someones ass.
Drama queens.
Spoiled rich kids.
Preps.
Every bronie in existence.
The youtube community.
People who mod videogames. Just learn how to fucking play you scrubs or dont play at all.
Every generation after the nineties and their music.
Movie remakes. If its already good keep it. Quit milking it.
Movies based on books. I mean seriously. Look at how bad twilight and the hunger games and eragon fucked up.
Bugs.
Working for other people. Id rather be my own boss thank you.
The government. Not just the USA. All of them.
People who dont bathe.
Overly nice people. Its just creepy.
Sports games. Just go fucking outside and play the real thing.
People preparing for the "apocalypse"

IM JUST A HAPPY FUCKING RAY OF SUNSHINE

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VirgilHusky said:
-snip-

You seem like a very unpleasant person to be around. Get off your high horse, dude.

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JoeX said:
You seem like a very unpleasant person to be around. Get off your high horse, dude.

Im actually care free. I just like to vent in forums.

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VirgilHusky said:
Im actually care free. I just like to vent in forums.

Oh! Well, in that case, never mind! It's kind of late where I am right now and I'm kind of upset over something that happened earlier. Sorry if I snapped at you!

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JoeX said:
Oh! Well, in that case, never mind! It's kind of late where I am right now and I'm kind of upset over something that happened earlier. Sorry if I snapped at you!

Lol man its alright. Its 4am here and my baby brother just wont stop crying

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People who act like you don't have to deal with anything or suffer at all, just because some unfortunate people on the other side of the planet have it far worse.

Grammar Nazis. i can do engrish g00d LOL.

eczema, replace my skin with sandpaper and it would be less itchy and more moist.

Complainers, not to contradict Number 1, I mean people who complain about trivial shit.

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JoeX said:
Get off your high horse, dude.

It is precisely this reason I pick on you.

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