Kämpfer said:
Theater, yeah, they probably should get a babysitter, but parents can't leave their kids at home when they go out to eat and it's tedious to pay a babysitter for every single outing.
And what do you suggest parents do on a plane, leave their kid on another continent?

Don't blame the parent. Babies are meant to be annoying so that someone will help them, if only to make them shut up.

I see your point here, but I seriously don't spend money to have a good time with my family or friends just to listen to a baby piss and scream it's head off, and I'm pretty sure the other people who have to tolerate and experience this don't necessarily appreciate it either.

Also, I'd vouch for leaving the child in another continent, besides, I understand someone would not want to hire a babysitter for every single outing, but babysitters are here for a reason, both for the parents and the unfortunate crowd's own peace of mind and to take a break, so I'd much prefer enjoy my trip to Jamaica instead of having to pat a pink goblin's back until it pukes over my shoulder.

Flare_Kristofferson said:
I see your point here, but I seriously don't spend money to have a good time with my family or friends just to listen to a baby piss and scream it's head off, and I'm pretty sure the other people who have to tolerate and experience this don't necessarily appreciate it either.

Also, I'd vouch for leaving the child in another continent, besides, I understand someone would not want to hire a babysitter for every single outing, but babysitters are here for a reason, both for the parents and the unfortunate crowd's own peace of mind and to take a break, so I'd much prefer enjoy my trip to Jamaica instead of having to pat a pink goblin's back until it pukes over my shoulder.

Not everyone travels for leisure.

Ko-san said:
Not everyone travels for leisure.

You mean that people go through the hell of airport security for other reasons than fun/work? To me, getting patted down, put through an x-ray, searched, searched again, having my personal belongings searched, standing in line for hours (to be searched), and than having to go through border security on the other side -(see above for what happens at border security)- just is not worth it unless im getting paid/ getting awesome vacation time.

Kämpfer said:
What about moving long distances, or visiting family or old friends?

To me, visiting friends would be a vacation, mostly because all of the crazy fun things me and my friends would do (complete shit, we would just fuck around, probably playing video games, but it would still be a vacation to me). Also, I assumed that "travel" meant a more temporary thing, not a permanent move, my mistake, sorry.

Conspiracy theorists

I want to strangle them so bad, but I can't

Then I found out at school there was this one kid who was one
I punched him so hard lol I think I broke his nose it was just spewing blood everywhere and he started crying

Srsly bro crying in ur junior year wtf is wrong with u

AmericanExistence said:
Conspiracy theorists

I want to strangle them so bad, but I can't

Then I found out at school there was this one kid who was one
I punched him so hard lol I think I broke his nose it was just spewing blood everywhere and he started crying

Srsly bro crying in ur junior year wtf is wrong with u

Conspiracy theorists are generally morons, yes, but I can't see why you would think it's okay to hit someone for disagreeing with you, regardless of what their opinion is. It certainly won't change anyone's mind in your favor.

Kämpfer said:
Conspiracy theorists are generally morons, yes, but I can't see why you would think it's okay to hit someone for disagreeing with you, regardless of what their opinion is. It certainly won't change anyone's mind in your favor.

Oh not just that he was just going around insulting people too and then he insulted me and I beat the shit outta him

AmericanExistence said:
Oh not just that he was just going around insulting people too and then he insulted me and I beat the shit outta him

Dude, that doesn't matter. All he did was insult you. He talked shit, and your immediate response was to commit assault and battery? Did he press charges?

When you see a piece of art that looks pretty good and then you go to the artist's gallery to find everything else of theirs is complete shit. The worst is when it's literally shit. I'm talking do-do fetish. I had to take a fucking shower after that.

FatherOfGray said:
When you see a piece of art that looks pretty good and then you go to the artist's gallery to find everything else of theirs is complete shit. The worst is when it's literally shit. I'm talking do-do fetish. I had to take a fucking shower after that.

I have that same problem. But with dicks.

Ko-san said:
I have that same problem. But with dicks.

But dicks are good!
post #429704

FatherOfGray said:
When you see a piece of art that looks pretty good and then you go to the artist's gallery to find everything else of theirs is complete shit. The worst is when it's literally shit. I'm talking do-do fetish. I had to take a fucking shower after that.

Happens to me but with bizarre gore or gore in general.

NoctemWerewolf said:
But dicks are good!
post #429704

I'm a guy, so...

Ko-san said:
I'm a guy, so...

That don't mean you can't enjoy the glory that is THE D.

Flare_Kristofferson said:
That don't mean you can't enjoy the glory that is THE D.

Donut? Danny? Dinosaur? Dingo? Denver? Droid? Diamond? Richard? Dumpling? Derp? Dirt? Doorbell? Dungeon? DigDug? Drinks?

Ko-san said:
I'm a guy, so...

Oh, sorry I tend to forget that not everyone likes to see them. But also awkward moment when I say I'm a guy too XD

NoctemWerewolf said:
Oh, sorry I tend to forget that not everyone likes to see them. But also awkward moment when I say I'm a guy too XD

I actually figured you were so it's not really awkward. I guess I should have said "I'm straight."

Ko-san said:
I actually figured you were so it's not really awkward. I guess I should have said "I'm straight."

If I recall correctly, one of the primary rules of being totally straight (as in non-curious) is "The only dick you are allowed to like is your own."

FatherOfGray said:
If I recall correctly, one of the primary rules of being totally straight (as in non-curious) is "The only dick you are allowed to like is your own."

What if you don't like your own dick, but are still interested in the opposite sex? Would you be considered some sort of quasi-tran?

RustyNails said:
What if you don't like your own dick, but are still interested in the opposite sex? Would you be considered some sort of quasi-tran?

Plebsexual? Masosexual?

RustyNails said:
What if you don't like your own dick, but are still interested in the opposite sex? Would you be considered some sort of quasi-tran?

You're a Sanji.

RustyNails said:
What if you don't like your own dick, but are still interested in the opposite sex? Would you be considered some sort of quasi-tran?

I've tried to give mine to other people but nobody seems to want it :v

Tag Aliases. ಠ__ಠ

Xch3l said:
I've tried to give mine to other people but nobody seems to want it :v

Dude, if you try like this post #512112
doesn't work like that.

When my computer crashes and it takes like fucking 45 minutes to get all my shit back up and running. (Shit just happened an hour ago)

FatherOfGray said:
If I recall correctly, one of the primary rules of being totally straight (as in non-curious) is "The only dick you are allowed to like is your own."

And if somebody had a twin brother, can he still be straight liking both dicks?

Xch3l said:
Donut? Danny? Dinosaur? Dingo? Denver? Droid? Diamond? Richard? Dumpling? Derp? Dirt? Doorbell? Dungeon? DigDug? Drinks?

You forgot Dragon.

spight said:
Tag Aliases. ಠ__ಠ

Someone seems to be fed up with the system :P

People who text while driving or using crosswalks. It's amazing how many people are that stupid and self-destructive.

Kämpfer said:
People who text while driving or using crosswalks. It's amazing how many people are that stupid and self-destructive.

This. Oh my God, I want to yell at those people. I want to yell "TRUCK!" and see them freak out and drop their phone. People like that don't deserve nice things.

Kämpfer said:
People who text while driving or using crosswalks. It's amazing how many people are that stupid and self-destructive.

25 minutes ago.

JoeX said:
This. Oh my God, I want to yell at those people. I want to yell "TRUCK!" and see them freak out and drop their phone. People like that don't deserve nice things.

2 hours ago

...
E621 logic.

To be honest there's not many things that make me angry; one of the things that do piss me off is when other people talk to and/or treat me like I'm "slow" because I don't talk much and just tend to want to be by myself.

Doesn't really piss me off but just disgusts me in general, jewelry.

I'm sorry, but I will never understand how someone thinks piercing their body or wearing big clunky things of metal makes them look good. I especially hate people who wear big, dangly earrings that are so fucking distracting.
...and ear gauges, don't even get me started on those things,they literally make me wanna puke.

I also find long fingernails completely gross too, whether it's on girls or guys, you can't do anything with em and there's a risk of stabbing whatever you touch. Once had a guy I was working with was trying to act all strong or something and he grabbed my arm. Sunk his long, dirty ass nails into me and gave me a bunch of cuts. Part of me wanted to snap him like a twig but fortunately for him I'm a very patient and forgiving man

RustyNails said:
Doesn't really piss me off but just disgusts me in general, jewelry.

I'm sorry, but I will never understand how someone thinks piercing their body or wearing big clunky things of metal makes them look good. I especially hate people who wear big, dangly earrings that are so fucking distracting.
...and ear gauges, don't even get me started on those things,they literally make me wanna puke.

I also find long fingernails completely gross too, whether it's on girls or guys, you can't do anything with em and there's a risk of stabbing whatever you touch. Once had a guy I was working with was trying to act all strong or something and he grabbed my arm. Sunk his long, dirty ass nails into me and gave me a bunch of cuts. Part of me wanted to snap him like a twig but fortunately for him I'm a very patient and forgiving man

Jesus Christ! That must of hurt!

RustyNails said:
Doesn't really piss me off but just disgusts me in general, jewelry.

I'm sorry, but I will never understand how someone thinks piercing their body or wearing big clunky things of metal makes them look good. I especially hate people who wear big, dangly earrings that are so fucking distracting.
...and ear gauges, don't even get me started on those things,they literally make me wanna puke.

I also find long fingernails completely gross too, whether it's on girls or guys, you can't do anything with em and there's a risk of stabbing whatever you touch.

This, this, this. Why would you waste money on a functionless rock? Diamonds, especially, aren't even worth anywhere near what people are paying for them.

Windows Vista.

Whardakoo said:
Windows Vista.

Ugh, the nightmares...

Once we had a notebook running Vista. Due to missing drivers, we couldn't install any other OS. I tried to run Age of Empires 2 on it. It didn't even start. I searched the Internet a little and found out that AOE2 has color problems under Vista. And that Windows Vista Home Premium, the version we had, couldn't even run it. Now we're using Win7, and I've found a workaround for that annoying color bug as well (Win7 also produced that).

EsalRider said:
Ugh, the nightmares...

Once we had a notebook running Vista. Due to missing drivers, we couldn't install any other OS. I tried to run Age of Empires 2 on it. It didn't even start. I searched the Internet a little and found out that AOE2 has color problems under Vista. And that Windows Vista Home Premium, the version we had, couldn't even run it. Now we're using Win7, and I've found a workaround for that annoying color bug as well (Win7 also produced that).

Windows Vista worked fine for me.

1 Extremists

2 People who can't go 5 minutes without talking about religion

3 People on a dragon adoptable site who get in an uproar over "sex not gender", when in fact there are only two sides, male or female, black or white, then after being given what they wanted, demanding more things such as being able to change their dragons images to the opposite gender....

4 Folks who get in the biggest uproar over some of the smallest things, Ferguson MO, for example.

5 Obama / Big Brother

6 The 1%

7 Math in general...

8 Justin Beaver and all his screaming teenage fans

9 Teenagers who scream just because they're 20 feet from a pop icon

Kämpfer said:
That won't sit well with some people here

I think he's referring to his own experience.

Five Nights at Freddys.
Also known as "How to polish a turd and then praise it as if it was a deity."

Don't know what I expected, taking a shitty, jumpscare, flash-quality game, hyping it to the heavens and then circlejerking around it for days on end can never end well.

At this point the fanbase of that game annoys me more than the MLP crowd.

Peekaboo said:
Five Nights at Freddys.
Also known as "How to polish a turd and then praise it as if it was a deity."

Don't know what I expected, taking a shitty, jumpscare, flash-quality game, hyping it to the heavens and then circlejerking around it for days on end can never end well.

At this point the fanbase of that game annoys me more than the MLP crowd.

Watch out guys, we got a hipster over here.

Kämpfer said:
Hardly. A hipster hates something because it's popular. He said he hates that the game is popular. Because he already hates the game itself.

Well, he seems to be QUITE the hipster.

people who hate on others for the things they like to do. I don't like My Little Pony, so I don't watch or follow it. I sure as hell don't go hassling people just because they happen to like it and I don't.

MintMint said:
people who hate on others for the things they like to do. I don't like My Little Pony, so I don't watch or follow it. I sure as hell don't go hassling people just because they happen to like it and I don't.

Now, I don't search for fights, but if people start to infest an area with ponies, I'm going to say something. There's a reason that show has been deemed a cancer of the internet.

JoeX said:
I think the title is self explanatory. Let me explain. My mother and I went to WalMart today. We had an experience that pissed me off so much, I'm still upset about it. We were at one of those self checkouts and my mother was trying to purchase a bottle of wine. The attendant came over and said that I needed to show my ID, even though I wasn't purchasing the wine. I took my wallet out and showed my ID. My expression could only be described as "fuck you." When my mother confronted the attendant, she basically accused my mother of allowing me to drink alcohol. When I asked to see her supervisor, she made a remark under her breath and proceeded not to get her supervisor. She also made the choice to take our cart when we had a bunch of stuff to carry. Truly appalling, dare I say, barbaric customer service. Not once have I ever experienced this kind of stupidity from an employee.

That's Wal-Mart for you. Hah.

Furrys who talk about themselves as animals, others going so far as to say things like "you humans..." ect.
Last time I checked furry fans are humans....

The amazing spiderman movies those are like twilight in spandex meets michael bay's transformers

Effort_Value said:
That's Wal-Mart for you. Hah.

I looked it up afterwards. Turns out it's actually store policy, but we never had a single problem with it before. I guess she just felt like being a cunt that day. :/

That one guy who says something hilarious in the comments of the image you're fapping to, so you end up loosing your boner because you're laughing too hard.

Ok, this is just mainly a rant, so I'll probably be breaking a rule or stepping in grounds of one...

When an artist tag is nuked T_T randomly and some picture only existed here.

Xch3l said:
end rant

Everyone hates that kind of people.

"This website is under heavy load"

Develon said:
"This website is under heavy load"

This post wins. Thread over.

Eric Andre and his show. God, he's so unfunny and his show is dumb as shit. Same with Loiter Squad. For fuck's sake, Adult Swim, what happened to Futurama? What happened to all the good shows?

JoeX said:
Eric Andre and his show. God, he's so unfunny and his show is dumb as shit. Same with Loiter Squad. For fuck's sake, Adult Swim, what happened to Futurama? What happened to all the good shows?

Dead, Canceled or In Hiatus. mostly the first 2

JoeX said:
Eric Andre and his show. God, he's so unfunny and his show is dumb as shit. Same with Loiter Squad. For fuck's sake, Adult Swim, what happened to Futurama? What happened to all the good shows?

Loiter Squad is alright. It's kinda like Jackass with less violence. I hate their shows like "Children's Hospital" and "NTSF:SD:SUV", but they more than make up for it with shows like "Robot Chicken" and "Rick and Morty". Shows like "The Eric Andre Show", "Check it out! with Dr Steve Brule" and any of Tim and Eric's shows are hit and miss.

Also, shows like "Futurama" and "Family Guy" aren't Adult Swim shows. They came from FOX.

Ko-san said:
Loiter Squad is alright. It's kinda like Jackass with less violence. I hate their shows like "Children's Hospital" and "NTSF:SD:SUV", but they more than make up for it with shows like "Robot Chicken" and "Rick and Morty". Shows like "The Eric Andre Show", "Check it out! with Dr Steve Brule" and any of Tim and Eric's shows are hit and miss.

Also, shows like "Futurama" and "Family Guy" aren't Adult Swim shows. They came from FOX.

Aw, yiss. Mothafuckin' Rick and Morty. Can't wait for the new season! :D

JoeX said:
Aw, yiss. Mothafuckin' Rick and Morty. Can't wait for the new season! :D

They just did the premier last week. That shit was beautiful!

The rap genre post-1996.
Everyone is filling a role. None are themselves anymore.

Durandal said:
What they did to this poor Mosin-Nagant.

... How does that.. Wha?

Durandal said:
What they did to this poor Mosin-Nagant.

The End would have a fit if he saw that. In fact, I think the entire Cobra Unit would cringe if they saw it.

Durandal said:
What they did to this poor Mosin-Nagant.

The mall ninja's obrez?

IMO Mosins and SKS shouldn't be mucked with.

Atleast it's not as bad as some others I have seen.....
http://www.mossberg.com/product/rifles-lever-action-centerfire-mossberg-464-spx/41026

Durandal said:
I mean, that rifle could have been used by the Imperial Russian infantry for all we know.

Sorry if I'm getting off-topic, but let me tell you about Simo Häyhä, who happened to own one of those rifles. He was a man whose life was much simpler than his name. However, he had the unfortunate distinction of being in Poland during WWII. Upon seeing the largest army in the history of humanity prepare to take his home, he said "Fuck those guys" and proceeded to kill over five-hundred Russians with a Mosin-Nagant.

And he didn't need no fancy-shmancy pistol grips, scopes, or sliding stocks to do it.

There's a YouTube channel I'm subscribed to that makes short movies. The guy who started the channel owns a real Mosin Nagant, Lee Enfield, and a real M1 Garand. His Lee Enfield was given to him for free and saw both World Wars. Talk about a gun with history! The only mod he made to the Mosin was a modern shoulder strap. That's it. He even got to use an SdKfz 232 armored car in a few of his videos.

Durandal said:
What they did to this poor Mosin-Nagant.

Equip all the things!

Durandal said:
My dad actually bastardized one of the classic M16s. Although in his defense, he only did it so that he could fire it without wearing down the original upper receiver and he still has the old parts.

Speaking of guns: (back on-topic!) bolt-action rifles, like the Mosin-Nagant! Why do they bother me? Not because I prefer automatics (I don't), but because I use rifles left-handed.
Apparently, left-handed shooters can cycle a bolt-action more efficiently than righties… if the rifle is at rest on a bipod or something. If you're holding it unsupported, tough luck! Enjoy your carpal tunnel syndrome, sinister southpaws!

I forgot to mention the YouTuber also had a real Kar98K. I think the WWII rifles are some of the coolest rifles ever made, especially the Garand.

People who can't accept the 'Tag What You See, Not What You Know system.

N08L3553-5UPPL1C3 said:
People who can't accept the 'Tag What You See, Not What You Know system.

It's a fairly good system, but sometimes it is utterly flawed.