I've been browsing youtube looking at inspirational videos and I'm finding these quotes to be incredibly interesting. So what's the best inspirational quote you've ever heard? Mine is listed below.

"You can come here today and be excited were giving away money, but listen to me you will never be successful until I don't have to give you a dime to do what you do"

most inspirational quote ever hmm... *snaps finger* I got it! "o murr I love some tight penis sex and when wiggle in butt" :p

thatoneclarinetist said:
most inspirational quote ever hmm... *snaps finger* I got it! "o murr I love some tight penis sex and when wiggle in butt" :p

-_-

"The world is like a woman you've been trying to ask out. When you have enough courage and bravery to ask her out, you can rule the world."
-THK

post #90688

and

post #112006

Dunno about "most", but the movie Milk was up there.

I have another... "we are all cunts... either inwards or outwards" -Michael Rosen

"Dat ass."

thatoneclarinetist said:
I have another... "we are all cunts... either inwards or outwards" -Michael Rosen

JoeX said:
"Dat ass."

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Cutedementia said:
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I smell drama

le dramu

uguu~

"Of the children in this audience, about half of you will have a criminal record by the time you turn 21, a quarter of you will be dead by age 30, and all the others will probably work at McDonalds. You see those preppy white kids with all the new cell phones? Yeah those are the kids that are going to get to go to college because their parents can afford it, it's best you start kissin' ass now, because you'll call them boss one day most likely."
-Ann O. Nomuss

Patchi said:
I smell drama

le dramu

uguu~

I'll get the popcorn!

“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. ”
― Ronald Reagan

I knew I shouldn't have started this thread here -_-

"If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
- Ernest Hemingway

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth.
Then I ask myself the same question."
- Harun Yahya

And

"Why be normal in this crazy world? Being crazy is the new normal"

Edit: This one is both inspirational and encouraging

"Last week, I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, Hospitilized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.... Last night I turned off the light and was in bed before the room went dark. You're all betting for him I know it. I'll show you how great I am!"

-I like that one cause it's funny

"No matter who you are and no matter what you do, be the best that you can be and live life to the fullest."

"Some men just want to watch the world burn."

View all problems as challenges.
Look upon negativities that arise as opportunities to learn and to grow.
Don't run from them, condemn yourself, or bury your burden in saintly silence.
You have a problem? Great.
More grist for the mill. Rejoice, dive in, and investigate.

Cutedementia said:
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If you can't handle a few snarky posts, then you probably shouldn't be making all these forum topics.

Most influential and inspirational to me was said by Winston Churchill

"Evil prevails when the good stand by and do nothing."

Ultimately, his slightly altered version of a quote by Edmund Burke
- "Evil prevails when good men do nothing."

"All men are the same once they look death into the face."

"You shouldn't take life too seriously, nobody came ever out of it alive."

And my personal favorite: "wat"

NotMeNotYou said:
"All men are the same once they look death into the face."

"You shouldn't take life too seriously, nobody came ever out of it alive."

And my personal favorite: "wat"

u wot m8?

Hands down this speech; Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator

For a guy made famous by silents, it's pretty surprising he had such a talent for talkies. He wrote that scene himself and later came under a lot of flak for it during the red scare for "sounding like a communist".
There's not much that pisses me off more than people confusing altruism for political agendas. =____=

It's what we do when we think no one is looking that defines our true character

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
Not the most inspirational, but definitely useful.

"Remember kids, always do the best you can cuz if you don't, you'll end up like your parents. And how fucking depressing would that be?" -saints row 3 protagonist, genkibowl 7 closing ceremony

elad said:
Hands down this speech; Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator

For a guy made famous by silents, it's pretty surprising he had such a talent for talkies. He wrote that scene himself and later came under a lot of flak for it during the red scare for "sounding like a communist".
There's not much that pisses me off more than people confusing altruism for political agendas. =____=

I remember this one myself. Pretty good actually.

We often live our lives in chains and never know we hold the key.

Does thinking im the last sane person on the planet make me crazy? Cuz if so then maybe i am...

If i cant shoot, build or hump something in the next few minutes were gonna have problems!

Everyone who hurts you isn't always trying to hurt you. Everyone who helps you isn't always trying to help you. And when you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut!

Albert Einstien said:
If you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its life thinking it is stupid.

Le best quote evar

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be like "what?".

Moon_Moon said:
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be like "what?".

My preferred option is this

I remeber this one from Einstein:
"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots."

anon_X said:
My preferred option is this

The Spanish dubbing of that sentence was WAY better.

We've got another expression equivalent to English "when the life gives you lemons". "Al mal tiempo, buena cara", which could be roughly translated to "when the weather's bad, put a smile on your face".

This was Cave Jonhson's answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxNYCeDx6Ak
Translation:

I've been thinking. When the wheather's bad, forgot about having an smile. Put an angry face. Get mad! Say "Why the hell do I have to smile? Do I have to be happy because it's cold as fuck and rains?"
Ask the weather's manager for the complaints book! Make sure he regrets giving Cave Johnson bad weather! Do you know who am I? I am who's gonna burn the fucking weather map! I'm gonna ask my engineers to create a fuel which uses isobars!

I was laughing really loud when I heard the last sentence.

The greatest speech ever. I was also anti-Illuminati. It was about humanity uniting to make life better. The kingdom of God is within everyone.

BACK! BACK NECROMANCER! BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH YOU!

Does a single word count?

If so, then FLAASHYN[/i] is my favourite inspirational thing

There's no such thing as a goodbye.

Only see-you-later's.

"Onwards, onwards into destruction
We must live until we die" - Rammstein

Somehow inspires me to give 120%

eh, no point in letting a good zombie topic go to waste i suppose.

Moon_Moon said:
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be like "what?".

this reminds me of Fluttershy's lemon rant

now if i could only remember what that whole rant originated from...i know i've heard it on venture bros. well, a version of it anyway. once but beyond that i dunno.

D4rk said:
"Onwards, onwards into destruction
We must live until we die" - Rammstein

Somehow inspires me to give 120%

I'd personally use "ruin" instead of destruction, as that stays closer to the original lyrics.

now if i could only remember what that whole rant originated from...i know i've heard it on venture bros. well, a version of it anyway. once but beyond that i dunno.

It's from Portal 2. :D

"on the plains of hesitation lie the blackened bodies of countless millions who, at the dawn of victory, sat down to rest, and resting died."- Adlai E. Stevenson

"The struggle has developed into a fight between the material strength of
the enemy and our spiritual strength. Continue in the task till all your
ammunition is expended. If your hands are broken fight with your feet. If
your hands and feet are broken use your teeth. If there is no breath left in
your body, fight with your spirit. Lack of weapons is no excuse for
defeat."
-General Renya Mutaguchi

If you always do what you've always done you'll always get what you've always gotten!

Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn’t even be there,
Eighty are just targets,
Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle.
Ah, but the one,
One is a warrior,
And he will bring the others back.
—Heraclitus

"DO IT.. just DO IT. "

"The reason everyone seems better than you is only because you are comparing their highlight reel with your behind-the-scenes."

NotMeNotYou said:
I'd personally use "ruin" instead of destruction, as that stays closer to the original lyrics.

I know, I blame the website I've copy and pasted it from.

"Compare and you'll get nowhere." - S. Barallis

"Only you decide if you want to be hurt or not."

"The world will not be destroyed by people who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything." -Einstein

"Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -and a lot of courage- to move in the opposite direction."

"The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply."

"Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it empties today of its strengths." C. T. Boom

So many more...but I can't say I have just one best.

"Even Einstein asked questions."

"To each their own."

And my greatest comes from a video game:
"You can't change the world without causing pain."
I fould go on since I have over 200 book quotes written down.

CrabKingHunter said:
"Even Einstein asked questions."

"To each their own."

And my greatest comes from a video game:
"You can't change the world without causing pain."
I fould go on since I have over 200 book quotes written down.

Nice, I used to write down quotes too! Till I got tired of it, but I'm starting to get back into it again. It really helps.

probably my favorite > Albert Einstein: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

it's like a quote variation of a self fulfilling prophecy since it's constantly proving itself to be true on a daily basis.

heck, i'm sure even einstein himself had his moments. everyone does at some point or another.

as for the universe...that remains a maybe.