:)

YUP

the one truth

No its pretty true

*Applause*

KloH0und said:
*Applause*

You win the prize

win

This is even better because the context means we all read it in the professors voice.

"Good news everyone! The Internet sucks less if you're not an ass."

Drakanifox said:
win

Well spoken, sir. You get a cupcake.

i approve of this

this is the internetz in a nut shell

Agreed.

no_fun said:
this is the internetz in a nut shell

lol. Surely you dont really think that.
THIS is the internet in a nutshell:

Whatever you post, we're going to be unreasonably angry about it and tell you what a dipshit you are. Period.

IJustBurst said:
lol. Surely you dont really think that.
THIS is the internet in a nutshell:

Whatever you post, we're going to be unreasonably angry about it and tell you what a dipshit you are. Period.

Wrong... this is the internet in a nutshell:

OP: Hey, look at what I got!
1st poster: OP is a raging faggot
2nd poster: did I get first post?
3rd poster: OP is a nigger
4th poster: OP lieks cock
5th poster: *insert generic meme here*
6th poster: well considered thought and comment
7th-10th posters: 6th poster is samefag/faggot

shall I go on?

Forgot to include...
11th poster: troll/thread de-railer
12th poster: THIS THREAD IS NOW *11th posters de-railment*
13th poster: *generic gay furry art*
14th poster: where's the CP?
15th poster: can we get back on topic?
16th poster: >>15th poster: that OP is a major faggot?

yeah.avi

thats a win right there

Addendum: When one posts something amazingly stupid and gets mocked, the person in question passes his stupidity as "trolling".

redweasel said:
the trolls just got grey-fox to troll himself in his own comments using imaginary trolls he made up in his head

Or they didn't.

Mellis, we ought to replace the rules page with this single image.

Nope this is pretty much right

If you upload tons of images people like, others might be nice and comment on how good the image is, they might even upload something you like :O.

If you act like a twat to people, whine about ever little ditail about everthing and contibute nothing to the site, an admin or mod bans you.

oh, woooonderful.
i post a gif a gif of zoidbergs flaming slinky and its deleted in 2 seconds. and this is up for 4 days nobody gives two shits?!
*leaves*

stickdude32 said:
i post a gif a gif of zoidbergs flaming slinky and its deleted in 2 seconds. and this is up for 4 days nobody gives two shits?!

Because I post porn aswell and my images are actually funny or have meaning and your've aren't.

Good news everyone! You expected to be caught reading this in my voice and thus avoided it by deliberately not reading this in my voice!

I must quote this where i go now.

Laura_Muu said:
... NOYOUUUUU!
Just kidding, but seriously dude, I think you just hit (In equivalent to hitting the hammer on the head with a nail) the earth with a pebble, because that's like, directly 100000% spot on. (And dont you dare use "ITS OVAR NINTHOUSANDDDD100)!)@!@!(#")
P.S Long post is long.
P.P.S Longer post is getting longer
P.P.P.S CWUTIDIDTHAR?
P.P.P.P.S I don't think you did.

Are you on meth or something?

I was laughing at the picture for about 2 minutes. rofl.

This is the soul truth of this website. :)

Farnsworth, you have made an excellent point! Now if we could just tell bender that same thing.

GraniteFeathersDown said:
Farnsworth, you have made an excellent point! Now if we could just tell bender that same thing.

He would never understand this Internet stuff, he already stole it 7 times... Without trying

Grey-Fox said:
Forgot to include...
11th poster: troll/thread de-railer
12th poster: THIS THREAD IS NOW *11th posters de-railment*
13th poster: *generic gay furry art*
14th poster: where's the CP?
15th poster: can we get back on topic?
16th poster: >>15th poster: that OP is a major faggot?

Well it looks like you got this all figured out. Very accurate, so true and god damn you for figuring out my psyche you little chess master you.

Erk said:
this picture is bullshit. I post stuff I like and all I ever see is bullshit :/

It's not what YOU like. It's what WE like. <3

The TRUTH right there. Epic.

This is the first time I have read one of these without using his voice.

Person: 1
Internet:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Liquid_Chameleon said:
This is even better because the context means we all read it in the professors voice.

"Good news everyone! The Internet sucks less if you're not an ass."

Was I supposed to hear it in his voice? The way you said it worked, but not the chalkboard stuff.

These terms are satisfactory.

Thanks professor! I think i understand the internet a bit better now. (i read the chalkboard in the professors voice too X3)

Major XD

Liquid_Chameleon said:
This is even better because the context means we all read it in the professors voice.

"Good news everyone! The Internet sucks less if you're not an ass."

I see that no one has done this yet. On behalf of the e621 community, I hereby award you +50 internets. Congratulations good sir.

that's....that's....exactly how it works

The autism in this thread.

Cellar_Door said:
the one truth

You mean "That = Truth!" ;3

Liquid_Chameleon said:
This is even better because the context means we all read it in the professors voice.

"Good news everyone! The Internet sucks less if you're not an ass."

e24th said:
Good news everyone! You expected to be caught reading this in my voice and thus avoided it by deliberately not reading this in my voice!

Wow. These comments are amazing. I didn't just read them in his voice in my head; I read them aloud in the Professor's voice!

I read this in the chalkboards voice. My ears are now bleeding.

I'm surprised "Simple Logic" is not a tag.

"Eh wah?"

I agree with the conditions.

oh okay...

I'm with the old guy on this one

Yay i'm the 300th favorite!

Very simple rules.... I can live with that.

+5 internetz

AFriendlySoldier! said:
+5 internetz

I'm sorry, sir, but you have already been outinternetted.

DemonicFuckery said:
I see that no one has done this yet. On behalf of the e621 community, I hereby award you +50 internets. Congratulations good sir.

+100 internets, I raise you by! +100! (For a total of 150!)

"Good news, everyone! Today, you'll be copying this picture and mailing it to everyone in the known universe! And the parallel one too, Bender. Yes, I understand you'll have to go through the anti-neutrino field, and YES, I understand that it'll mess up your inhibition unit, but I deleted 'Pontoon' from your memory banks, so you should be fine. Ta ta!"

*Shuffles off*

Thatguy42 said:
I'm sorry, sir, but you have already been outinternetted.

+100 internets, I raise you by! +100! (For a total of 150!)

sad face :(

Ah, yes. That's great...

IJustBurst said:
lol. Surely you dont really think that.
THIS is the internet in a nutshell:

Whatever you post, we're going to be unreasonably angry about it and tell you what a dipshit you are. Period.

of course
how could we have been so blind

fuck the meaning of life this is all we need to know

therabbidwanker said:
Are you on meth or something?

I dont know if He is your avatar Is for sure though.

Y U NO POSS GUD CONINT!?WE ISULT YU NAO

Scientific_Furry said:
fuck the meaning of life this is all we need to know

Woooooow bruh! Fuckin really? Lmao!

Grey-Fox said:
Wrong... this is the internet in a nutshell:

OP: Hey, look at what I got!
1st poster: OP is a raging faggot
2nd poster: did I get first post?
3rd poster: OP is a nigger
4th poster: OP lieks cock
5th poster: *insert generic meme here*
6th poster: well considered thought and comment
7th-10th posters: 6th poster is samefag/faggot

shall I go on?

Grey-Fox said:
Forgot to include...
11th poster: troll/thread de-railer
12th poster: THIS THREAD IS NOW *11th posters de-railment*
13th poster: *generic gay furry art*
14th poster: where's the CP?
15th poster: can we get back on topic?
16th poster: >>15th poster: that OP is a major faggot?

So true.

Liquid_Chameleon said:
This is even better because the context means we all read it in the professors voice.

"Good news everyone! The Internet sucks less if you're not an ass."

*generic 7-year-old COD fanboy voice* WAAAH BUT I WANT TO BE A WHINY LITTLE BITCH ON THE INTERNET YOU BUTTHURT NOOB ASSHOLE FUCK YOU

Liquid_Chameleon said:
This is even better because the context means we all read it in the professors voice.

"Good news everyone! The Internet sucks less if you're not an ass."

151 upvotes (so far),this would have to be close to a record?!
_{Best non furry, non porn page I've read yet!}

Step one: post good shit
Step two: post more good shit
Step three: profit!

Seems legit XD

KloH0und said:
*Applause*

Im here for the applause plause im here for the applause plause

I am unsure as to why this is still up, there's only human characters in this, nothing non-human. Is there something I'm missing here?

Star_Saber said:
I am unsure as to why this is still up, there's only human characters in this, nothing non-human. Is there something I'm missing here?

The no-human only rule does not apply to images from before the rule had been made.

It's a shame that you cant up-vote your own comments

420 upvotes holy shit

Dr. Farnsworth is right on the money!

this reminds me of the lisa simpson presentation meme

Image still makes sense in 2021

joko2koko90 said:
Image still makes sense in 2021

i agree

ijustburst said:
Only it's not really all that true.

We insult you

*looks at upvotes
wysi

grey-fox said:
Wrong... this is the internet in a nutshell:

OP: Hey, look at what I got!
1st poster: OP is a raging faggot
2nd poster: did I get first post?
3rd poster: OP is a nigger
4th poster: OP lieks cock
5th poster: *insert generic meme here*
6th poster: well considered thought and comment
7th-10th posters: 6th poster is samefag/faggot

shall I go on?

This did not age well

buttsauce said:
This did not age well

What do you mean? Thats exactly what 4chan is like to this day.

And not just 4 chan.

Not furry but still funny.

that's fair

Here it is folks, the first post to ever reach 1000 up votes in this magnificent site of e621. And it's a meme... god bless this amazing site!

This should be a rule of the internet

https://youtu.be/-KnU7qKPHCo

Hmm, I wonder...

"Bullshit"

Well said!

that's how it works

me getting downvoted for typing anything

phin_jiggler said:
Hmm, I wonder...

"Bullshit"

So, it's been a year now, and no insults. I guess the Internet is broken.

kloh0und said:
*Applause*

*Music*

phin_jiggler said:
Hmm, I wonder...

"Bullshit"

Your name sounds stupid.

(Did I do it right?)

YAY! there's hope for the internet yet!!!!!
(and it only took 21 months)

critical_stiban said:
(Did I do it right?)

Yup, perfect!

phin_jiggler said:
YAY! there's hope for the internet yet!!!!!
(and it only took 21 months)
Yup, perfect!

Let’s gooooooooo!