Aliasing pennis → penis
Link to alias

Reason:

Common typo, been tagged over 60 times.

+1

Please refer to me as "your royal peaness" from now on

Knotty_Curls said:
Please refer to me as "your royal peaness" from now on

Don't get cocky.

BlueDingo said:
Don't get cocky.

Well, that's pretty peasemistic

What if people are playing pennis with a pennis ball?

Weird statistics I'd like to know:

• how many of these aliases that seem totally obvious and how-could-this-not-have-already-been-aliased, get proposed per month?

Chaser said:
What if people are playing pennis with a pennis ball?

I imagine that would be more like badminton, really.
(and not only because of the obvious 'shuttlecock' joke)

Watch out for the lob shots. They come in thick and fast.

And if you got a pennis just keep on it-- don't cut if off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEouB1gi14