post #801948

Let's try a fun^{[citation needed]} meta-experiment!

This is a complement to forum #214860 - What makes you angry? (Dec. 2016), which was started just over a month ago (1st), and has ~250¹ replies as of posting this OP

Whenever you're angry, depressed, or otherwise dissatisfied with something (be it furry-related, or even internet-related by extension):

• 1. Look at the number of replies/pages the 'What makes you happy?' forum has
• 2. add 250¹ to it,
• 3. and compare the numbers to the number of replies/pages the 'What makes you angry?' forum has
• (Protip: try percentages)

¹: 248 replies. you can throw an error bar of +/- 5 if you really care that much about data accuracy / are a Stats nerd

Disregard this, the following 2 reserved/dummy posts below balances it out

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Chocolate Chip Cookies!~<3

Dopamine, Endorphine, adrenaline, and

post #1103094

First Third one:

Well-tagged posts make me happy

Serotonin.

NotMeNotYou said:
Dopamine, Endorphine, adrenaline, and

post #1103094

This post makes me happy. ^^^

You made my day, NotMeNotYou.

crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women!

Cheeseburgers. All American Cheeseburgers.

Fallout New Vegas usually makes me happy.

I also really love good pictures of women in practical, well-designed armor that doesn't look like it's made for bad porn.

LumenSageAlexander said:
Fallout New Vegas usually makes me happy.

I also really love good pictures of women in practical, well-designed armor that doesn't look like it's made for bad porn.

get out of my head

All my pets and "pet plants", to see creatures that I dislike suffer/die, rainy days, good food, serenity, my favorite intertainment media, to play with sand (and yes, I am an adult who plays with sand), sometimes be surounded by friends and family is not bad too.

birds booze n bums

Good high quality sexy art.

Knotty_Curls said:
birds booze n bums

Oh and these too.

uh...

*3 minutes later* uh... oh! there is one thing that always makes me happy. the rage of throthgar as he travels through the lands of the 'souls' franchise.

unless something is annoying me or has me pissed off for some reason my mood tends to be...neutral. and if it weren't for the fact that i learned long ago that it is FAR better to watch what you want to alone than with an audience, even throthgar probably wouldn't leave me all that happy/amused.

that and helping people new to online games i've played for a while get the hang of things. that's also a nice way to meet new friends. ;) unless they start trolling or acting like an asshole for extended periods of time. in which case screw them *removes name from friend list*, they clearly have no interest in being friends.

then again, as bluedingo can probably confirm, telling who is and isn't doing such things to be mean can sometimes be a bit hard to tell. since with some parts of the world profanity isn't always a negative, right?

A knife.

post #351732

Someone placing a warm burrito on my face

TheHuskyK9 said:
Someone placing a warm burrito on my face

LEWD

TheHuskyK9 said:
Someone placing a warm burrito on my face

same

post #991612

Knotty_Curls said:
same

post #991612

THATS NOT A BURRITO

Fucking, money, and good music

null0010 said:
get out of my head

Oh hello, I think I'll just peek through your favorites.

Cats and dogs in real life.

Nude mods in Skyrim, dragons in general, pizza, porn, the color red, masturbating, and good music.

Being alone with my bitch.
Canids like dogs, foxes and wolves. Bonus points if they're sexy, but that's not very rare so that's alotta bonus points.
Non-human love, romance or erotica.
Nature.
Good food, which is Italian food.
Videogames + OSTs.
Anime/Cartoons + OSTs.
My favorite colors.
...Supernatural stuff like spooky ghosts and psychic powers?
Lightning.
Gems and metals.
Not having to be afraid of anything.
Beautiful buildings like mansions or castles.
And of course, my fantasy.

But that mostly depends on my mood too, though.
Except some things can't just be not loved, like doggies.
Also there's probably other things that would make me happy that I didn't name.

Squirrels, foot-fetish content, guns and knives.

WarCanine said:
Gems and metals.

My favorite gem.

Anyhoo... On topic:

Those cases where people are rational and accepting of others.

Various video games.

Rule 34 of obscure things (even when I don't find it sexy, it makes me happy that it exists for some unknown reason).

The glorious flying scene from The Pumaman.

Also, this is relevant to the topic at hand.

It makes me happy to stereotype furries.

• YCH orgy slot-buyers probably (like, 99% certain) aren't worth talking to
• foxes & cats are femboy sluts
• otters are a recently discovered phenomenon but science has concluded that our universe exists inside an otter's orifice
• why are wolves so boring wtf
• feels like people pick horses for their big wieners but selectively forget their short sex stamina
• mice taste good
• lol hyenas
• bears are into BDSM for some reason
• dragons are absolutely haram
• other reptiles are okay I guess
• rats have huge wieners but I've only met one so hopefully that applies to all of them
• worgen are filthy whores and dicks fly into their mouths like ants to a vacuum
• birds are sadistic sociopaths who knock things off counters because fuck you
• birds are probably better than you in every way not gonna lie

Things that aren't porn, canids, fetishes, Rule 34, or some combination thereof.

Probably the only thing I actively enjoy (as opposed to simply appreciating) is working on my canon.

Love, knowing someone needs me.

In no particular order:
-Porn
-drugs
-Watching terrible Let's Plays
-Taking a nice walk in the sunshine while on drugs
-The satisfaction of gardening
-Getting a hug from my dog (My dog gives hugs and they are amazing)
-Actually having time to take a nap after doing all these drugs
-Hot showers
-Getting paid so I can score more drugs
-Fingerpainting

Knotty_Curls said:

• why are wolves so boring wtf

That, or they're sparkledogs. No in-between.

Recognition, and seeing one of my ideas being embraced by others.

Seeing comments on this site that are either really nice or really entertaining. One of the reasons I'll always come back to this site. <3

•Fennec foxes
•Furries who actually draw the line somewhere
•JoeX, who made this thread before it was cool, as well as a previous version of "What makes you angry"

Knotty_Curls said:
It makes me happy to stereotype furries.

[..]

• birds are sadistic sociopaths who knock things off counters because fuck you

!!
Lies and slander

• birds are probably better than you in every way not gonna lie

:< that makes me sad
not making a forum thing for that one

Making people eat Vegemite and filming their reaction.

-Pizza
-Cheeseburgers
-Video games
-Clean furry art
-Furry porn(especially lesbian)
-Cold beer
-Solitude
-Death metal
-Seeing assholes get what's coming to them

Dusk_To_Dawn said:
-Seeing assholes get what's coming to them

Yeah, you see a lot of that in furry porn.

assholes make me so happy and I don't know why

When I finish a Legend of Zelda dungeon.

BlueDingo said:
Yeah, you see a lot of that in furry porn.

God damn it, you win an internet for that one.

soloing 5 enemies melee range in M&B:Warband and coming out alive...
..using only jarids or throwing axes

its all bout properly using dat weapon switch mode, footwork and knowing who&when to throw sharp things at or switch to melee mode

My scalesona. <3

Uncovering mysteries and learning new things, especially about dragons.

Having extra money in my bank account, and related to that, getting commissions. It's nice to be able to work for some of my money rather than just accepting disability payments all the time.

Sharing this website with people. <_<

When you finished setting up a TV, microwave, etc. and find your daughter/nephew/whatever playing with the box it came in. Climbing in/out of it, hiding in it, drawing on it, wearing it like a turtle shell, something so simple is an adventure to them.

Nintendo, Pokémon merch, MLP, video games, music, writing, digital drawing, Legos, selling on eBay, being on e621, working full-time for a good income.

And when I finally buy a Surface Book, I'll be ecstatic.

abortion

Christmas trees with old Lionel, American Flyer, or Marx train sets set up and running around the base.

And the color red. Not sure why, but a nice deep red in my home makes me feel very, very good.

That feel I get when my cat randomly decides to climb into my lap and cuddle with me and purr even though she hates physical contact.

seeing our president-elect call out mainstream media organizations such as CNN on their fake news bullshit. that was awesome. lol

treos said:
seeing our president-elect call out mainstream media organizations such as CNN on their fake news bullshit. that was awesome. lol

On a related note to this, seeing our president-elect's policies and realizing that the term "Liberal Republican" isn't the oxymoron that some loudmouths on the radio and TV try to make it out to be.

I feel happy that this topic is taking off like a rocket.

Webcomics.

"Oglaf":www.oglaf.com
"SMBC":www.smbc-comics.com
Basic Instructions

HypnoBitch said:
I feel happy that this topic is taking off like a rocket.

Me too. :)

JACKING OFF ALOT

Sites that allow porn avatars. Like this one. :)

Rusty_ said:
JACKING OFF ALOT

Please don't jack the alots off, even if they're better than you at everhthing.

NotMeNotYou said:
Please don't jack the alots off, even if they're better than you at everhthing.

Sometimes even grammar nazis make me happy. ;)

Or at least they make me want to laugh.

NotMeNotYou said:
Please don't jack the alots off, even if they're better than you at everhthing.

Ya gotta problem wit tha way we speaks or sumthin', Mr everhthing?

When I'm listening to brony music. Don't judge me.

HypnoBitch said:
When I'm listening to brony music. Don't judge me.

Check out this hidden video, expecially if you're a fan of Chrono Trigger's music as well.

ratte's dick

Cute dragon videos on youtube. Especially this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nub3rxftfLk

Non-depressing rotisserie-baked hashbrowns.

Endorphins injected directly into the spine.

Chameloshi said:
Non-depressing rotisserie-baked hashbrowns.

Sounds yummy. :)

Furrin_Gok said:
Check out this hidden video, expecially if you're a fan of Chrono Trigger's music as well.

o.O well, that was interesting.

and next on that playlist is touhou if i'm not mistaken. which reminds me, aren't the midi files they make for touhou games among those known as "black" midi files? the amount of notes in one of those files is insane...but they do make for some nice music. well, the ones used in touhou games do anyway.

treos said:
o.O well, that was interesting.

and next on that playlist is touhou if i'm not mistaken. which reminds me, aren't the midi files they make for touhou games among those known as "black" midi files? the amount of notes in one of those files is insane...but they do make for some nice music. well, the ones used in touhou games do anyway.

Oh crap didn't mean to leave the list on.
Ah well, it's a favorites list they're kinda public to start with.

Winning an argument against a sjw.

HypnoBitch said:
Winning an argument against a sjw.

I didn't know that was possible? ;)

InannaEloah said:
I didn't know that was possible? ;)

My main strategy is to beat them at their own game, by figuring out exactly what sets that specific SJW off and intentionally pushing all the right buttons at the same time. I've only ever used it on Tumblr and Youtube, as I am not in it to make enemies.