treos said:
Daddyofive -Youtube Community Saves Emma and Cody

this is great news!

Jesus Christ, I'm glad to hear about this.

LumenSageAlexander said:
Jesus Christ, I'm glad to hear about this.

er...not quite it seems. looks like suit and another youtube by the name of joy (or something, check suits latest videos for more info) have now come under attack from daddyofive for what appears to be privacy related problems.

off topic: seeing that the following story is now part of a series of stories. i wonder how well these might work in comic form. good? bad? so-so?

Twilight's Bathroom is Flooded With Semen o_O dragons are awesome, aren't they? though sometimes in some seriously "wtf?" kind of ways.
Twilight's Bathroom is Flooded with Soft Hands this one's a little...strange but what can really be said of magical mishaps?
Twilight's Palace is Covered With Semen
Twilight's Kitchen is Stocked With Semen
Twilight's Kingdom is smothered in Semen uh... lol i don't think luna appreciates the uh..."offering" twilight.
Octavia Is Getting Sick of All This Semen

might be 1 or 2 more coming eventually (i'm sure someone will continue and/or end this prank war).

https://www.amazon.com/Chuck%20Tingle/e/B00SF2MTYK/?sort=date-desc-rank

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

Lance_Armstrong said:
https://www.amazon.com/Chuck%20Tingle/e/B00SF2MTYK/?sort=date-desc-rank

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

Butt Wars: Rogue Buns

Redacted in the Butt by Redacted Under the Tromp Administration

The Handsome Pretendo Swap Joysticks and Portable Screen Slam My Butt While also Allowing Me to Control My Game

furballs_dc said:
Butt Wars: Rogue Buns

Redacted in the Butt by Redacted Under the Tromp Administration

The Handsome Pretendo Swap Joysticks and Portable Screen Slam My Butt While also Allowing Me to Control My Game

But who can forget:

Reamed by My Reaction to the Title of This Book

Pharma Bro Pounded in the Butt by T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky and a Clan of Triceratops Rappers Trying to Get Their Album Back

Slammed in the Butthole by My Concept of Linear Time

Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"'"

rewatching old and new episodes of AVGN.

edit: question:

can a person have dark brown hair on the top of their head while also having a bright red beard?

cause if not, i just saw a pic of some muslim dude wearing a fake beard. lol i'm fairly certain it's fake.

pic note the color of the rest of the facial hair as well as the hair under the hat. all brown and/or grey... so why is that beard so bright red? another oddity is on the right side along the side burn is a dark line.

it seems rather odd that the rest of his hair would be brown while he's sporting that flaming red beard.

treos said:
rewatching old and new episodes of AVGN.

As much as I have loved AVGN episodes throughout the years, some of them can get pretty cringy.

Sorrowless said:
As much as I have loved AVGN episodes throughout the years, some of them can get pretty cringy.

Like when he didn't know to type RUN on the C64 and rated the game because of that.

Or not knowing Simon's Quest has three endings.

Or leaving out almost all of Superman 64, wasting so many joke opportunities.

treos said:
rewatching old and new episodes of AVGN.

edit: question:

can a person have dark brown hair on the top of their head while also having a bright red beard?

cause if not, i just saw a pic of some muslim dude wearing a fake beard. lol i'm fairly certain it's fake.

pic note the color of the rest of the facial hair as well as the hair under the hat. all brown and/or grey... so why is that beard so bright red? another oddity is on the right side along the side burn is a dark line.

it seems rather odd that the rest of his hair would be brown while he's sporting that flaming red beard.

That's not a fake beard, it's a photoshop.

Furrin_Gok said:
That's not a fake beard, it's a photoshop.

then it's still fake, just in a different way. guess i'll change that comment i left.

Just did a Google Images search on "dr iqbal masood nadvi" and found lots of images like this. Maybe he just dyed it red.

kamimatsu said:
Like when he didn't know to type RUN on the C64 and rated the game because of that.

Or not knowing Simon's Quest has three endings.

Or leaving out almost all of Superman 64, wasting so many joke opportunities.

I don't think that's so important. Some of the acting in the episode can get pretty cringy.

Tech Scammer sets Syskey and BIOS Password on his OWN COMPUTER and CRIES!

lol that was awesome. that poor tech support scammer probably got into some BIG trouble after this happened.

BlueDingo said:
Just did a Google Images search on "dr iqbal masood nadvi" and found lots of images like this. Maybe he just dyed it red.

Henna, apparently. It is the only dye permitted and signifies that the person has been to Mecca, so I have read.

Whirlpool Washer Carnage - Metal Mix up by TradieTrev

lol anyone here ever seen a washing machine destroy itself? here's something i remembered from a couple years ago that's...surprisingly fun to watch. that thing starts bouncing like a chain chomp towards the end.

that is one strong washing machine.

edit: it calms down a bit once that thing on the back rattles off but one that door open that thing just flips out completely.

It is rather nice when it bounces about a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=779fMc8ubOo

titanmelon said:
First Third one:

Well-tagged posts make me happy

I here you there lol

rhyolite said:
It is rather nice when it bounces about a bit.

lol then it kills itself at the end. yeah, bit of a waste but it is pretty fun watching videos like that. i think aussie50 also had some videos where... yep, he also did some with Shredders.

O_O HOLY INSTABILITY!

that one just went to pieces instantly. wow

treos said:
Whirlpool Washer Carnage - Metal Mix up by TradieTrev

lol anyone here ever seen a washing machine destroy itself? here's something i remembered from a couple years ago that's...surprisingly fun to watch. that thing starts bouncing like a chain chomp towards the end.

that is one strong washing machine.

edit: it calms down a bit once that thing on the back rattles off but one that door open that thing just flips out completely.

This is what completely ignoring the safety warnings leads to: entertainment.

lol look out, we've got a badass in this video!

11 Bricks in a washing machine

BlueDingo said:
This is what completely ignoring the safety warnings leads to: entertainment.

yes indeed ^_^

Knife-wielding tentacle

i give you...crabs! and other stuff...might want to be careful with the food around these last few though cause they're pretty freaky. first, the cute.

pet crab eating chips

my pet crab eating nudle

Ozzy the adorable desk weasel

now...the big and freaky... lol

Largest Millipede meets Smallest Millipede that is one HUGE millipede!

IT'S HUGE! Giant Black Slug! just under 3 feet long? O_O seriously? seriously, nature? gods...

and this next one i'll link when i get to it. What's a Mud Dragon?

now for the mud dragon and youtube! STOP showing me links to that video with the animal that looks like a fucking black facehugger! get that fucking thing the fuck away from me!

what? that's not a dragon, it's a friggin snapping turtle. turtles aren't dragons.

edit: hey, bluedingo. ever seen a turtle this big before?

The BIGGEST Turtle You've EVER seen! it's a Alligator snapping turtle.

Watching Steve Shives deride and insult Lacy Green for daring to speak with anti-feminists yet praise Eli Bosnick for doing the exact same thing.

Bill Cosby going on tour warning of sex assault allegations!

this sexual assault accusation stuff is horrible but on the other hand...it leaves me feeling glad that i'm gay as i don't have to deal with women or worry about getting screwed over by them in the court system. :P

really sucks to be hetero these days. >.> i wonder how this stuff works on the lesbian side of things. you don't really hear about them all that often.

treos said:
Bill Cosby going on tour warning of sex assault allegations!

this sexual assault accusation stuff is horrible but on the other hand...it leaves me feeling glad that i'm gay as i don't have to deal with women or worry about getting screwed over by them in the court system. :P

really sucks to be hetero these days. >.> i wonder how this stuff works on the lesbian side of things. you don't really hear about them all that often.

Being gay is not mutually exclusive to legal trouble, you just don't hear it as often because being homosexual is not the norm. I was in a past relationship with someone and he was very uncomfortable to be around. Needless to say, he could have gotten in trouble for what he did to me, but if I had reported it the police they would most likely just laugh and dismiss it.

The clunky-chunk of Tanksgewehr 1918's bolt.
God, it's like SEX.

so, there's no porn on youtube, huh?

top left, newest video thumbnail

lol those comments...

awesome... well, that's one way to give an artist some attention.

treos said:
so, there's no porn on youtube, huh?

top left, newest video thumbnail

lol those comments...

awesome... well, that's one way to give an artist some attention.

If you think that deserves notice, do not search with established fetish terms then. Literal hentai games make it under the radar, some even uncensored (but those usually go away).

Siral_Exan said:
If you think that deserves notice, do not search with established fetish terms then. Literal hentai games make it under the radar, some even uncensored (but those usually go away).

oh, i'd believe it. curiosity has shown me plenty that gets through on youtube. such as "how to use a condom"... educational, maybe, but...that's not a cucumber or banana you're using there. and it's not censored in the slightest. o_O annnd it's probably still there even now, months and months after i came across it.

treos said:
so, there's no porn on youtube, huh?

top left, newest video thumbnail

lol those comments...

awesome... well, that's one way to give an artist some attention.

To be fair, only a cropped version of the image is publicly available.

Working out, you don't have to do anything like p90x or similar workouts. Just the basics like push-ups, squats, leg lifts, crunches, get some adjustable dumb bells and go bike riding/jogging. You may not build the biggest muscles but you will get some definition and if you are persistent and you can get pretty cut. I'm a lazy person and it took me longer then I would like to admit to get to the point were I was doing a decent workout. Just start off slow, keep at it and get where you want to be. It doesn't take much exercise to make you feel better about yourself.

Doing nice things for other people really makes me happy. Whether it's helping them move, loaning money for their bills, helping out with household chores, or just being there for them when they need somebody to talk to. There's really no better feeling in the world to me.

ThoughtCrime said:
Working out, you don't have to do anything like p90x or similar workouts. Just the basics like push-ups, squats, leg lifts, crunches, get some adjustable dumb bells and go bike riding/jogging. You may not build the biggest muscles but you will get some definition and if you are persistent and you can get pretty cut. I'm a lazy person and it took me longer then I would like to admit to get to the point were I was doing a decent workout. Just start off slow, keep at it and get where you want to be. It doesn't take much exercise to make you feel better about yourself.

20 lb. dumbbell used in various ways
100+ pushups, short break, another 100+
squats...

the dumbbell stuff was effortless within a years time and has remained that way so the motivation kinda went with the effort required to use it :/ but aside from that really is amazing what kind of results just simple basic workout can do for you.

i can go and pretty much pick up an entire load of groceries out of the car sometimes when it's mostly bags. easily as heavier than that lil' dumbbell and that's just with 1 arm. and that's usually a big load of groceries too. at least 10-20 bags sometimes with heavy stuff in them. still not as heavy as a bunch of plastic water bottles though. those things weigh a LOT! usually have to get that on my shoulder to carry it.

treos said:
20 lb. dumbbell used in various ways
100+ pushups, short break, another 100+
squats...

the dumbbell stuff was effortless within a years time and has remained that way so the motivation kinda went with the effort required to use it :/ but aside from that really is amazing what kind of results just simple basic workout can do for you.

i can go and pretty much pick up an entire load of groceries out of the car sometimes when it's mostly bags. easily as heavier than that lil' dumbbell and that's just with 1 arm. and that's usually a big load of groceries too. at least 10-20 bags sometimes with heavy stuff in them. still not as heavy as a bunch of plastic water bottles though. those things weigh a LOT! usually have to get that on my shoulder to carry it.

When you start to gain strength and notice every day stuff becoming easier, it really makes you feel good.

This put a huge smile on my face.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8K6iuenCdA

ThoughtCrime said:
When you start to gain strength and notice every day stuff becoming easier, it really makes you feel good.

well, to a certain point, yeah. right now i'm at the point where exercising is pretty "meh" and any chores/yard work/etc. i do requires barely, if, any real effort on my part.

actually, when emptying a full dishwasher load, i can have it emptied and everything put away in a fraction of the time it normally takes me when i actually try and do it as quick as possible.

it gets kinda boring when it gets that easy. :/

treos said:
well, to a certain point, yeah. right now i'm at the point where exercising is pretty "meh" and any chores/yard work/etc. i do requires barely, if, any real effort on my part.

actually, when emptying a full dishwasher load, i can have it emptied and everything put away in a fraction of the time it normally takes me when i actually try and do it as quick as possible.

it gets kinda boring when it gets that easy. :/

Maybe you should give this a go.

i was just reminded of one of those old, big fanfics i read several years ago.

Super Mario Apocalypse by Zhaich

it took him ~8 years to finish it (it's in 4 parts) and while it's not as lengthy as TDR's Stories in Stone MLP;FIM fanfic series, it's VERY good. think i might reread it myself some time.

given that it takes place during the end of the world it's pretty bleak a lot of the time but it does have a happy ending... getting to that ending though...that's the hard part by far.

Zhaich had some interesting views on the world when making this story and it shows.

Apparently, my old lady likes more kinds of music than I thought she did.

Mad Science: MELTING Metal with Sunlight

edit: Trump Gives Update on Obamacare Repeal and Replace Plan

and to think, some people still likely think losing obamacare will result in deaths or some other BS.

this is actual GOOD news that obamacare will be replaced.

IMPOSSIBLE JAPANESE PUZZLE SOLVED After 10 YEARS! (full video)

So, so many things in this world make me happy.
But to name some main ones: my friends, furry art with an art style that has a ton of emotion, music from bands such as Soundgarden, stories, random posts, quality food, the things I can buy with money, Littlest Pet Shop, so on and so forth.

Learning the name of a song that I've heard hundreds of times before but never once heard it being mentioned by name. This has happened a lot of times after I started playing Piano Tiles 2.

Realizing I know how a song goes even though I didn't know I've heard it. Basically heard the theme of Star Trek: Deep Space 9 for the first time since Season 1, when I was a small child. I heard the first four notes and didn't see the screen, and I was like "Wait, I know this song. I know this entire song, but I don't think I've ever heard this before. Oh shit, it's that space thing I watched when I thought it was just always night."

Teacher's union not (yet) supporting teacher-student sex ban

sounds good to me though i can think of some who would oppose this for sure. >.>

treos said:
Teacher's union not (yet) supporting teacher-student sex ban

sounds good to me though i can think of some who would oppose this for sure. >.>

The way I see it, if a soldier, who is an adult, cannot consent to sex with their CO, then it's sort of clear cut.

treos said:
Teacher's union not (yet) supporting teacher-student sex ban

sounds good to me though i can think of some who would oppose this for sure. >.>

Doesn't this fall under "abuse of power"?

I am legitimately happy that the Emoji Movie is a disaster. I hope Sony learns from their mistake and never attempts to make a movie like it again.

JoeX said:
I am legitimately happy that the Emoji Movie is a disaster. I hope Sony learns from their mistake and never attempts to make a movie like it again.

They won't. This is the company that shut down 3 lucrative games as an advertisement for an mmo they never launched. As in, the shutdowns WERE the advertisement.

kamimatsu said:
They won't. This is the company that shut down 3 lucrative games as an advertisement for an mmo they never launched. As in, the shutdowns WERE the advertisement.

Why you gotta crush my dreams, man? :(

This is too sweet. https://m.imgur.com/5rPHZFA?r

JoeX said:
This is too sweet. https://m.imgur.com/5rPHZFA?r

daw. he's even tucking him in.

JoeX said:
This is too sweet. https://m.imgur.com/5rPHZFA?r

cute and that's the same kind of blanket i have. real nice

kamimatsu said:
They won't. This is the company that shut down 3 lucrative games as an advertisement for an mmo they never launched. As in, the shutdowns WERE the advertisement.

What got shut down for what mmo?

Fluffy, friendly vore dragons. Those make me happy~

Keijo: Coming soon to a meatspace near you!

this might work in japan but here in the US? keep dreaming... the feminazis and SJWs will be all over this like hungry piranhas...angry piranhas.

well, maybe not the feminazis since it's a womens sport but SJWs will likely come up with something to complain about.

still, putting it in this thread cause i figured some of you guys might like this news.

treos said:
Keijo: Coming soon to a meatspace near you!

this might work in japan but here in the US? keep dreaming... the feminazis and SJWs will be all over this like hungry piranhas...angry piranhas.

well, maybe not the feminazis since it's a womens sport but SJWs will likely come up with something to complain about.

still, putting it in this thread cause i figured some of you guys might like this news.

No, the feminazis would still put a stop to it by claiming it objectifies women.

I'm wondering what would happen if a male version of this was made alongside this. I doubt feminazis and SJWs would have any issue with guys bum-barging each other but when it comes to the women, they would have to make a decision between allowing women to be in a position where they can be ogled and excluding them from the sport just because they're women. Or maybe they'd make the sheilas wear full-body covering while the blokes wear budgie smugglers.

Dog videos.

Strongbird said:
Dog videos.

cuuute

and i thought something was wrong with the audio on my end at first till i heard the person holding the camera's foot steps. wonder why we can hear that but not the dogs.

Furrin_Gok said:
What got shut down for what mmo?

I don't remember which three, but the MMO was Landmark. When advertising pre-orders, they called it Everquest Landmark, but dropped the Everquest part as soon as the campaign ended.

video games, thats what makes me happy

Holy shit, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. http://m.ign.com/articles/2015/06/26/parents-children-horrified-by-inside-outinsidious-mix-up

JoeX said:
Holy shit, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. http://m.ign.com/articles/2015/06/26/parents-children-horrified-by-inside-outinsidious-mix-up

wow, and i thought gamestop accidentally selling drugs was bad.

I can't think of anywhere else to post this, but it's fucking awesome. http://www.velossimo.hu/ebay/2016_06_18_millennium_falcon/millennium_falcon_011_resize.jpg It's $5,900, though.

I saw the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile today! That always puts a smile on my face.

H3H3 Wᴏɴ. Fᴀɪʀ Usᴇ ɪs Aʟɪᴠᴇ! Fᴀᴄᴛs ᴠs Fᴇᴇʟs.

wow, so a legal precedent has been set in favor of fair use. that's good to hear. here's hoping this'll help youtubers in some ways.

treos said:
H3H3 Wᴏɴ. Fᴀɪʀ Usᴇ ɪs Aʟɪᴠᴇ! Fᴀᴄᴛs ᴠs Fᴇᴇʟs.

wow, so a legal precedent has been set in favor of fair use. that's good to hear. here's hoping this'll help youtubers in some ways.

One day, I'm going to download a language pack or something so I can actually read that title.

BlueDingo said:
One day, I'm going to download a language pack or something so I can actually read that title.

"H3H3 W0N. FAIR USE IS ALIVE! FACTS VS FEELS!"

Just with some fancy form of lettering that allows for half-height capitals.

Edit: Can anybody paraphrase a transcript of that all in normal English? H3H3 likes making weird noises in the middle of sentences and both they and Suit like to use weird words that make no sense even with context so I have no idea what they're trying to say.

Creative writing, family, humor, people getting what they deserve, and friendly emails.

good news, everyone!

FINALLY a false accuser jailed for a decent length of time!

and i can't really watch the video right now as it seems our internet here is too busy shitting itself to buffer it properly.

Furrin_Gok said:
"H3H3 W0N. FAIR USE IS ALIVE! FACTS VS FEELS!"

Just with some fancy form of lettering that allows for half-height capitals.

Thanks.

Reading through game reviews and reporting the ones that bitch about a game not being diverse enough. Race almost never has anything to do with these games and if you're the kind of racist who can't identify with a character because their skin is the wrong color then that's your problem. Ditto for gender, sexuality, etc.

Everything in the original h3h3 video makes sense, although legalese from the court documents may need legal training to fully understand all its intended implications.

H3h3 was sued for three main reasons ("claims"): copyright infringement, misrepresentation, and defamation.

Disclaimer telling people not to be idiots make unfounded assumptions that I might have any legal training (I don't) just because I offered an interpretation of a legal document. Here's an 87 minute video, which I haven't watched, from a lawyer who has followed this case from the beginning.

Meet Arnold

The new extreme Hey Arnold series. :3