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Just curious about you freaks and geeks, what is your weirdest kink? Not necessarily the kink you are most into but one yourself or others might find odd or hard to explain. That being said also attempt to explain the appeal to you.

My most oddball fetish would probably be shaving. Not just watching people shave though its more so others letting me shave them. There's something oddly satisfying about revealing more skin underneath a layer of hair. But more important than that is the trust involved in someone letting you use a razor on them. There is almost this emotional aspect to the act of being tender with a potentially painful tool.

Soz if this is too awkward a topic for this site feel free to flag or delete if this isn't appropriate. Being a (primarily) porn site I didn't see why not while typing it up.

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I have a thing for people who look like Dan.

All joking aside, I dont know if its like a kink or something, but i have a thing for extremely specific moments in music.

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Hudson

Former Staff

I don't know why, but I got a thing for really loud, fast and weird music.

The first link is much louder on their Bandcamp page, just like the majority of their works, but they nuked the entire discography for some reason...
As for the second link, I don't even think that song is on YouTube properly.

I don't know to what extent the question of this thread is, but whenever I see cats on the sidewalk, my mind demands me to pet them '-'

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Hudson said:
I don't know to what extent the question of this thread is, but whenever I see cats on the sidewalk, my mind demands me to pet them '-'

That's completely normal. Every human should have that

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In-character Fox McCloud x Krystal porn.

That's the weirdest I can recall. Makes sense since pretty much everyone thinks she's a whore.

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Playing with yo-yos, and speaking to myself.

Despite me only knowing two tricks (killing the yo-yo at the end of the string and around the world), I still absolutely love playing with them.

I have a habit of "talking" to myself when it comes to arguing (to myself, kinda defeats the purpose if you are arguing to another), thinking, and reading what I typed and/or said, even when parroting another's words. This is no different than rereading, rehearsing, rephrasing, etc.; this is effectively another means to understand what I've heard or read/typed. Just a lot more pronounced since I am normally quiet.

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inter-species stuff though that shouldn't be surprising given how much i like non-human creatures.

i imagine humans strong opposition to such things will likely cause trouble when anthros become a thing irl. likely to the point of some pure/impure breed discrimination among other problems.

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Guys, I'm pretty sure the OP means sexual kinks and not strange habits/general quirks?

My weirdest kink is well... just gross. You've been warned.

On the more socially acceptable (but still odd) side of things, I seem to only enjoy men with long/ish head hair. In the furry world, I prefer fluffy chests over visible pecs, which is lacking in the male anthro department. Maybe I have a thing for tactile sensations and feeling covered.

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Truverin said:
My weirdest kink is well... just gross. You've been warned.

I have a thing for scat but I'm on the very vanilla side of it - I don't like diarrhea, consumption, smearing or torture. I guess its the anticipation, phallic shape, slow release and maybe the taboo. It's not something I'd want to be involved with in real life though, because the smell is actually a turn off for me. I still feel insecure about this fetish, and posting it here is probably a terrible idea.

My curiosity is my one weakness. I should've listened

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Anthros, obviously, not a big fan of human on human art, anthro ladies with big breasts, heh. Not to mention macro_micro, Krystal x Fox, anthro MLP, to name a few things.

The nonlethal side of vore. Why? Because I hate digestion in any form, I hate gore/guts, death. Also hate watersports, scat, anything with bodily fluids except when one reaches climax. Oh and cub/lolicon? Screw that BS, I hate it with a passion, there, I said it.

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Hudson said:
I don't know why, but I got a thing for really loud, fast and weird music.

I have a feeling you might like Igorrr perhaps.

Anyway, I'm pretty vanilla mostly, but I do like TFTG (wherein a character changes species and gender). Generally from male to female, and from human to some other species, but neither of those are hard and fast rules.

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Hmm, the weirdest/worst I can think of is probably goo/slime, worms, tentacles insects, malformed or wart covered penises/tentacles (gross things in general) in sexual situations usually rape.

On the "vanilla" side of things, probably navels/belly buttons. I've never really been able to explain it, but it's something i've been into since I was a kid.

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omorashi. oh and also guys transforming into large scalies (like dragons, dinosaurs and so on). no other kind of transformation really interests me.

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Not necessarily a sexual thing, but I enjoy casual interactions and activities in the nude or bottomless, preferably bottomless. It just feels cozy, I dunno how else to describe it.

I also have an exhibitionist streak.

oh and I can't get off until I imagine NotMeNotYou banning someone

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TOV said:
Just curious about you freaks and geeks, what is your weirdest kink? Not necessarily the kink you are most into but one yourself or others might find odd or hard to explain. That being said also attempt to explain the appeal to you.

My most oddball fetish would probably be shaving. Not just watching people shave though its more so others letting me shave them. There's something oddly satisfying about revealing more skin underneath a layer of hair. But more important than that is the trust involved in someone letting you use a razor on them. There is almost this emotional aspect to the act of being tender with a potentially painful tool.

So I have a question or two for you inquiring about how this fetish works, if you don't mind explaining:

Say if I uploaded a video on my YouTube of me shaving my legs one day (let's say an ASMR video as I have actually had the idea to do one exactly like this) and I sent the link to you, would that be of particular delight to you? And if you watched it, would you just enjoy it platonically, or would it cause arousal? Given your fetish, would my video be pornographic to you, meaning could/would you be able to "get off" to it?

Just wondering.

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Ratte

Former Staff

The statistics functions on my TI-83.

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I guess most likely Absorption Vore/Transformation?

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I have a particular kink that I am usually a bit embarrassed about as far as sexual stuff goes. And I'm usually pretty open and honest about this kind of stuff.

I hope you are happy now that you all know my secret, rather embarrassing kink.

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Ratte said:
The statistics functions on my TI-83.

Good shit, right there.

For realsies though, all mine are really vanilla. Nothing really out of the ordinary, unless glowing eyes and elongated canine teeth are considered out there.

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I'm not sure if I have any weird kinks. I do however have an uncommon preference. To the general populace that is. I find different bodies, psyches and cultures of that of man interesting. In short an interspeciest. I'm also a zoophile to some extend, however few female animals are capable to consent to sex so I'm probably never going there. There is also the intelligence barrier which is a quality I like with friends. Even if other intelligent species were around I'm not sure if I would seek a relationship with one though I would love to befriend one. A romantic friendship wouldn't be off the table either.

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Diapers.

Yea.

Suprisingly don't have much of it here, keep most the good stuff filed away in my porn folder

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R-U-S-T-Y said:
Diapers.

Yea.

Suprisingly don't have much of it here, keep most the good stuff filed away in my porn folder

You and I, R-U-S-T-Y; It seems that we are not so different after all.

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...oh the things i'd be tempted to try if were i ever to meet a lucario...

also,

Mighyenta said:
My curiosity is my one weakness. I should've listened

i know your pain well. curiosity can lead to horrible, dreadful, things on the internet sometimes. :/

such as a living gasm drive pic involving scat...and somehow being worthy of not 1-2 but all 4 of e621's wtf tags: what, why, what_has_science_done, where_is_your_god_now, as well as one i had never known of before, penis_everywhere

O_O that was quite the discovery... that creature had cocks and pussies in places i didn't know or think possible.

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Kristal_Candeo said:
You and I, R-U-S-T-Y; It seems that we are not so different after all.

You'd be suprised at what you'd find, taking a walk through my favorites

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Doomguy666 said:
I've got cub in my favorites does that count.

Well, most all kinks in general are going to be "weird" to at least one person, so technically?

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My weirdest kink other than clean feet has to be buckteeth of a squirrel, bunny or mouse... they arouse me in some way.

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Devoid said:
My weirdest kink other than clean feet has to be buckteeth of a squirrel, bunny or mouse... they arouse me in some way.

You have the cutest kink.

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It's not necessarily transformation art for me. The thought of transforming into feral beasts and losing control, being treated like animals/livestock, especially mind control or when it's forced. It's also really hard to explain why I find sex in the rain to be erotic.

And then there is the forced breastfeeding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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treos said:
...oh the things i'd be tempted to try if were i ever to meet a lucario...

Not to burst your bubble but the way I see it, most Lucario have a stern or serious attitude. I don't think it would be easy to try things out with one just like that.

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Sorrowless said:
Not to burst your bubble but the way I see it, most Lucario have a stern or serious attitude. I don't think it would be easy to try things out with one just like that.

Well, they are all about honour and all that. Even the ones I write about or have drawn. Which includes a Shadow Lucario who wants to prove that not all Shadow Pokémon are bad - it's just the ones who weren't naturally born as one, even though she's not a naturally born Shadow Pokémon in one way. And even if she was a slut, she's still unwilling to compromise her (or her Master's) honour.

Speaking of, what if there was a kind of Shadow Energy which kinda acts like a STD? Basically, you fuck a Shadow Pokémon, and then you become one yourself.

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Well, I think found a new one for me. Male fox characters as women.

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Sorrowless said:
Not to burst your bubble but the way I see it, most Lucario have a stern or serious attitude. I don't think it would be easy to try things out with one just like that.

maybe but i think i know lucario's weakness. lol *points to a piece of chocolate*

i also rather like that kind of attitude. well, maybe not all the time but theres a time and place when one should stop fooling around and take things seriously and then another for having fun.

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I only seem to like furry/animal porn. I don't even find humans attractive any more. I suppose the fact that I have a panty fetish makes that even weirder.

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Teeth.
Sharp. Teeth.

And gentle bites maybe,
but definitely teeth.

Idk. I just find sharp, intimidating teeth incredibly cute.

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Ummm...mine is definetely mud.

Like wallowing in it, or even do some "stuff" while being covered in mud ^^

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Snivasaur--XeoN-- said:
Ummm...mine is definetely mud.

Like wallowing in it, or even do some "stuff" while being covered in mud ^^

Well that is a definitely unique one. I really wonder how that one works, for sure. Care to elaborate more?

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Kristal_Candeo said:
Well that is a definitely unique one. I really wonder how that one works, for sure. Care to elaborate more?

Like having sex in a big puddle of sticky mud, while our bodies are completely covered, hugging and stuff...must feel good ^^ (sorry if it's too detailed)

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Snivasaur--XeoN-- said:
Like having sex in a big puddle of sticky mud, while our bodies are completely covered, hugging and stuff...must feel good ^^ (sorry if it's too detailed)

So, is it just the feeling of mud? The texture or the thick, viscous wetness perhaps?

Would you want to seduce a partner made purely out of mud, or would that be taking it a bit too far for your tastes?

Would you prefer the mud cold or warm?

And let's say you went to the spa one day. Would getting a mud bath or even a mud mask with, say, a close friend of your sexual preference (meaning if you like males sexually, you friend is a male, or if you like females sexually, your friend is female.) during your visit (accidentally) arouse you? How about if no one else was there, would it still arouse you?

Just asking out of curiosity for how it works is all. You don't have to answer if you don't feel comfortable doing so, but I always love learning about how every single possible fetish works.

Thanks bunches, BTW!

Edit: Via PM is probably better now that I think about it.

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hind paws, preferably feral paws (canines and felines mostly)

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My weirdest kink...
Well, I talk most the time with myself, and I do that in English. Thats weird cause im native german/polish.

And with porn...
actually im pretty normal despite of the fact im into furry porn. xD

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Inflation. Not hyper inflantion just "healthy" amounts of inflation.
Oviposition. I have no idea why...

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treos said:
maybe but i think i know lucario's weakness. lol *points to a piece of chocolate*

Actually, that's just the weakness of the few Lucario we've seen in canon in the anime and comics. That doesn't mean it's the weakness of every Lucario.

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Lativee said:
Actually, that's just the weakness of the few Lucario we've seen in canon in the anime and comics. That doesn't mean it's the weakness of every Lucario.

:/ meh

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I have a lot but, one that's pretty weird I guess is incest, usually with a kind of kinky hiarchy thing going but I like most incest.

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Cuddledump said:
I have a lot but, one that's pretty weird I guess is incest, usually with a kind of kinky hiarchy thing going but I like most incest.

i wonder how common that one might be in japan.

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treos said
*on incest* i wonder how common that one might be in japan.

I think I might even have a bit of an incest kink too, although it is logically rendered impossible for me to pursue since I am the only member of my family. Like, I have always have wanted to take a nice, warm, intimate shower with my sister or my mother or something like that. To be able to openly and lovingly explore each other's bodies in any way to no end, and to get to know each other much more deeply in those ways; from the most innocent and curious ways to the most downright lewd yet pleasurable ways.

That would be a dream come true. It's the ultimate bonding experience I could ever ask for from my non-existent mom or sister in my opinion.

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Fenrick said:
Probably the least weird one yet.

To be honest, I sort of forgot that you were supposed to give "weird" kinks that you have :P I just gave out a normal one

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I'm a huge fan of exhibitionism, if that counts.

Kristal_Candeo said:
I think I might even have a bit of an incest kink too, although it is logically rendered impossible for me to pursue since I am the only member of my family. Like, I have always have wanted to take a nice, warm, intimate shower with my sister or my mother or something like that. To be able to openly and lovingly explore each other's bodies in any way to no end, and to get to know each other much more deeply in those ways; from the most innocent and curious ways to the most downright lewd yet pleasurable ways.

That would be a dream come true. It's the ultimate bonding experience I could ever ask for from my non-existent mom or sister in my opinion.

Tone it down please. This is a bit TMI

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Kristal_Candeo said:
Oops. I apologize.

that...is a dark choice of profile pic. -_- yeah...suicide meet blacklist.

o_O still visible.. ew

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Kristal_Candeo said:
So I have a question or two for you inquiring about how this fetish works, if you don't mind explaining: . . .

Good question, shaving videos is not something I ever find myself really seeking out. I would probably just enjoy it platonically or aesthetically. I don't really see myself enjoying the act sexually unless I'm taking part physically or I am at least present for the act. Once again it has much more to do with the emotional aspect and the trust between the shaver and person being shaved. It has also has to do with the intimacy and closeness involved with taking away the one layer still there to separate two naked people.

Some other stuff I see in this thread I can get into: I love transformations especially gender TF. Incest can be fun too but that is one fetish that stays rooted in fantasy for me having both brothers and a sister. I could not fathom being even remotely sexual with any of my own family yet twincest and selfcest are two of my favorite themes in comics and furry art.

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TOV said:
Good question, shaving videos is not something I ever find myself really seeking out. I would probably just enjoy it platonically or aesthetically. I don't really see myself enjoying the act sexually unless I'm taking part physically or I am at least present for the act. Once again it has much more to do with the emotional aspect and the trust between the shaver and person being shaved. It has also has to do with the intimacy and closeness involved with taking away the one layer still there to separate two naked people.

Some other stuff I see in this thread I can get into: I love transformations especially gender TF. Incest can be fun too but that is one fetish that stays rooted in fantasy for me having both brothers and a sister. I could not fathom being even remotely sexual with any of my own family yet twincest and selfcest are two of my favorite themes in comics and furry art.

None of these have to be a kink, but are more so a comfort as they are rare. Also possible TMI. (Mods feel free to delete if necessary)

If this is TMI than feel free to delete it(mods). That or do not read it.

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midna said:
Not so much weird, but very specific lol. Weirdly specific?

To be honest I have an unusual kink, but I didn't know how to explain it at the time, which is why I used the post that you quoted at the time. The fetish is [insert name of it here] (Self Mental Roleplaying maybe?).

Basically I take a look at a pic like what you've quoted and imagine a scenario of before, during, and after what is happening in the pic. I usually imagine questionable consent related scenarios.

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...Some of the Eldrazi in Magic the Gathering can be hot. Does this count?
Or maybe a Kirk for light freak thing? Like...Capra Demon from Dark Souls.

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