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Topic: Your Weirdest Kink

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Genjar

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LumenSageAlexander said:
I've honestly got the same thing. Human men, elven men, something similar, being intimate with a very obviously nonhuman woman (or receptive male), whether furry, alien, monstrous, whatever, hits me in all the right spots.

Looking at 4chan and such, I'm not sure if that's even considered all that weird nowadays. The old Captain Kirk approach ("if it can understand me, can I fuck it?") seems more like a norm in some genres.

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impregnation. Love it in RP and porn, but would scare the piss out of me IRL. Also, I like girls who smile in post-sex situations. My two strangest kinks >.<

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A guy friend of mine got me a little bit of a fetish for Cyborgs/Cybernetics if that counts as weird in any way (Idk, robotic limbs and eyes and stuff are just somehow very appealing to me)... and animatronics, thanks to FNAF.
Also I have a bit of a Xeno/Alien fetish. Again I blame my friend entirely for that one. I'm still crushing hard on Garrus from ME because of that.. *sweats*

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Genjar said:
Looking at 4chan and such, I'm not sure if that's even considered all that weird nowadays. The old Captain Kirk approach ("if it can understand me, can I fuck it?") seems more like a norm in some genres.

HAH! Fair enough. Though most people who have it lust after very human-looking 'aliens,' which are not at all what I mean.

Jayfiregrowlithe said:
A guy friend of mine got me a little bit of a fetish for Cyborgs/Cybernetics if that counts as weird in any way (Idk, robotic limbs and eyes and stuff are just somehow very appealing to me)... and animatronics, thanks to FNAF.

My boyfriend has a major robot/cyborg fetish and it's started rubbing off on me real bad. We developed a character a while back who's severely cybernetically enhanced, to the point they kind of look like a wolf version of General Grievous.

And I still can't stop fantasizing about her.

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LumenSageAlexander said:
My boyfriend has a major robot/cyborg fetish and it's started rubbing off on me real bad. We developed a character a while back who's severely cybernetically enhanced, to the point they kind of look like a wolf version of General Grievous.

And I still can't stop fantasizing about her.

you might like that werewolf character from the game, Contra Hard corps (i don't remember his name). he was probably fully robotic in the EU version of the game, Probotector. they tend swap out all human or humanoid characters in that franchise with robots when it comes to europe.

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treos said:
you might like that werewolf character from the game, Contra Hard corps (i don't remember his name). he was probably fully robotic in the EU version of the game, Probotector. they tend swap out all human or humanoid characters in that franchise with robots when it comes to europe.

Jesus Christ, it's becoming increasingly difficult to believe that Contra is a real thing. It's so 80's and I love it.

Marflebark said:
impregnation. Love it in RP and porn, but would scare the piss out of me IRL. Also, I like girls who smile in post-sex situations. My two strangest kinks >.<

I just spotted this and I gotta say, same. Impregnation at least in fantasy is one of my weak spots.

A bit more shamefully, cuckolding is also one of my things. In fantasy at least, I /really/ have a thing for the idea of impregnating someone else's wife.

(In reality I've been cheated on myself too much to wish that on another person. That said, that doesn't mean I wouldn't join into an already-active relationship if I was invited by both partners.)

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In terms of weird kinks I'd have to go with vore. I've been fascinated with it since I was in elementary and don't really see it as a sexual thing just fantasy because I doubt at those ages I was sexually active or knew a a lot about sex.

I still remember two instances in school one we were watching some nature documentary about insects or something and there was a frog slowly eating a dragonfly and for some reason I was imagining myself as the dragonfly being slowly consumed by the frog. Another instance was when we were learning about owls and their digestive system and again I felt the same sensation and fascination of wanting to be eaten by one slowly and no blood or gore just swallowing me whole. I believe at that point it kind of turned me on if I remember lol I don't know why.

I no longer feel the same way about vore but I can understand why people like it so much seeing as how I used to be into it. So far the best image about vore I can think of is post #617974. I didn't mean for this to be such a long post but I hope it can explain why some people have a vore fetish seeing as how it's one of the weirdest known to the furry community.

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treos said:
much the same here only i prefer males.

The representation of human on nonhuman porn is sadly skewed in favor of male nonhumans on female humans, though. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind that type of porn, but it gets stale rather quickly. This is especially true the further removed from humans the male partner is. I like variety.

treos said:
actually, given how many people are into the kind of non-human content hosted on this site. xenophilia is probably much more common and normal than one might think. of course, xenophilia can easily extend beyond an interest in the species themselves and be more than sexual in nature.

True, the term "xenophilia" is broad enough to be applied to practically anything from races as subtly nonhuman like elves to unholy abominations from madmen's nightmares. Most furries are right in the sweet spot between the two, human-like enough to be familiar, but different enough to be visually striking. I suppose what I mean is the more monstrous creatures like post 1084358 and post 959214 as opposed to more typical "monster girls" like post 1101546 and post 1063457. Basically, the closer to human the artist tries to make the character, the less appealing it is.

LumenSageAlexander said:
I've honestly got the same thing. Human men, elven men, something similar, being intimate with a very obviously nonhuman woman (or receptive male), whether furry, alien, monstrous, whatever, hits me in all the right spots.

Agreed on all accounts (sans male on male, but that's just me). I think my ranking goes something like this: human, demihuman (elves, orcs, goblins, etc.), humanoid alien/monster and humanoid robots (most interpretations of the "monster_girl_(genre)" tag), anthropomorphic nonhumans (typical furries, pokémon, etc.), feral monster (actual dragons, griffons, dinosaurs, etc.), and 'dear god! what has science done?!' for everything else.

As I've said before on these forums and elsewhere, there is one reason and one reason only why I played Mass Effect. (It was just so I could romance Tali.)

My opinion is "if it offers the chance, you better take immediate and full advantage of it."

Genjar said:
Looking at 4chan and such, I'm not sure if that's even considered all that weird nowadays. The old Captain Kirk approach ("if it can understand me, can I fuck it?") seems more like a norm in some genres.

My response is: it's only weird if you're ashamed of it. That said, I'm not talking about subtle differences in different species like in Star Trek where most aliens look human except for a slight color change and different noses. I mean that alien in Star Trek (2009) is just a human with body paint; it's not the same as true xenophilia. Anyways, I envy those bastards in the distant future with interstellar space travel.

Jayfiregrowlithe said:
Also I have a bit of a Xeno/Alien fetish. Again I blame my friend entirely for that one. I'm still crushing hard on Garrus from ME because of that.. *sweats*

I hear there's going to be another turian companion in Mass Effect: Andromeda, a female one named Vetra. I hope to God that she's a romance option for a male character. Besides that, I don't who or what else might be accompanying the main character in this game, but I'm looking forward to finding out.

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Genjar

Former Staff

UnusualParadox said:
That said, I'm not talking about subtle differences in different species like in Star Trek where most aliens look human except for a slight color change and different noses.

I actually wasn't talking about that either.
Interspecies relations between vastly different species are common in science fiction literature. Not so common in television because of the rigid censorship.

But if you look at places like 4chan or Something Awful, it's obvious that many people there have no qualms about it whatsoever. 4channers in particular seems to be attracted to reptilian and insectoid aliens, for whatever reason. It's really more of a norm, and anons who are squicked by it are considered weirdos.

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Genjar said:
But if you look at places like 4chan or Something Awful, it's obvious that many people there have no qualms about it whatsoever. 4channers in particular seems to be attracted to reptilian and insectoid aliens, for whatever reason. It's really more of a norm, and anons who are squicked by it are considered weirdos.

o_O i wonder what a lizard man conspiracy theorist might do if they ever met such a person irl. kill it or fuck it?

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Another weird kink I have or we'll say oddly spesific kink is when a character has that little bit of fur sticking up or out under the tail just above the anus like in these images post #400180 and post #444855. It just adds so much with so little.

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Dudes in Underwear, Briefs to be specific.
Can't exactly pin down why I like them so much but I just do ~ w ~
post #1097768

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Ooh, that's a toughie...Can I say just a couple? Inflation seems to be the more 'mainstream weird' of my fetishes. I also like herms self-impregnating themselves and rapid pregnancy on top of that.

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Oh yeah speaking of weird kinks.
Anyone know what the actual name of this kinda stuff?
post #516123
I mean were peeps are doing it but, completely casually and not paying much mine to the fact they'er getting plowed and what not =)

Been looking for the official name of this fetish forever but I got nothing
lolz n_n

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Genjar

Former Staff

Notkastar said:
I mean were peeps are doing it but, completely casually and not paying much mine to the fact they'er getting plowed and what not =)

I don't know about the official name, but we tag it as casual_sex.

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Genjar said:
I don't know about the official name, but we tag it as casual_sex.

Thanks Dude, Owe ya one =)

subdrake said:
I found out I was into clown makeup the other day.

Huh, So is it because of the way it looks or does it have to do with something else?
Sorry for prying man but, it's just that it's such specific thing to be into the curiosity as to why is killing me ╹‿╹)

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One of the weirdest I have is vore, feeling helpless in the mouth of a huge carnivore, dragon or dinosaur, near the point of no return.
It's kind of hot.

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Notkastar said:
I mean were peeps are doing it but, completely casually and not paying much mine to the fact they'er getting plowed and what not =)

Genjar said:
I don't know about the official name, but we tag it as casual_sex.

With that tag and how it's done on this site (As in all casual while having sex, instead of the other definition of it), I now have a new fetish.

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You want strange? Overalls. The more detailed the garment the better, in terms of buttons, seams and folds. I guess there's something alluring to me in the same piece of clothing going over the shoulder and under the crotch.

Or maybe because that's a piece of clothing common to both cute cubs and adult, manly, sweaty engineers or farmers.

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Ryszard_Barela said:
You want strange? Overalls. The more detailed the garment the better, in terms of buttons, seams and folds. I guess there's something alluring to me in the same piece of clothing going over the shoulder and under the crotch.

Or maybe because that's a piece of clothing common to both cute cubs and adult, manly, sweaty engineers or farmers.

Lolz, I can get behind that ◠‿◠)
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For me it's Underwear (Briefs)
Mostly for the same reason doods just look great in them and
partly because of how tight they look. Absolutely perfect for teasing since it's revealing but canceling all at the same time ◠‿╹)

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I know I've said this before but my fetish has evolved. Basically when I see someone's naughty parts that look edible or the person describes it as being edible, I get turned on.

Examples:
butt = red meat
breasts = white meat

I have a bunch more examples if you guys are okay to know...also my fetish doesn't stop at anatomy, it also applies to underwear

When I hear this, it makes me think of this:
panties, pastry that's been glazed or powdered
bra, basket of produce.

I don't know what to call this fetish of mine though.

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ElctrcBoogalord said:
I know I've said this before but my fetish has evolved. Basically when I see someone's naughty parts that look edible or the person describes it as being edible, I get turned on.

Examples:
butt = red meat
breasts = white meat

I have a bunch more examples if you guys are okay to know...also my fetish doesn't stop at anatomy, it also applies to underwear

When I hear this, it makes me think of this:
panties, pastry that's been glazed or powdered
bra, basket of produce.

I don't know what to call this fetish of mine though.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

post #797221

I'm sorry, You just made that to easy.
Last one for the next 2 minutes, I Swear ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

Anyway I can I can get too. ╹‿╹)
Kind of like giving the cinnamon roll it's creamy filling and all that ~ w ~)

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Over the last couple of months, I've found a couple more strange kinks:

- Bodies that have been written on, painted on, or marked. I think it's because it can be deemed "humiliating" or generally unclean. I'm not talking about makeup or natural body paint. I'm talking about crude stuff. It's an even bigger turn on when the person has something nasty written down. Hand prints or foot prints on the body also count. I think it's hot.

- Ice. The feeling of it does something. I can't describe it, but it's another turn on. Another thing I like to see is when characters are affected by it, or they're trapped in a block of ice. Again, I think it's odd. I know there's a word for this: cryophilia.

- Comparing body parts. The idea of two characters comparing something like their breast or butt sizes is hot. It's even better if the character with the smaller body part feels humiliated and the "winner" feels smug.

Someone here will probably conduct a psychoanalysis and determine that I have some deep-seated desire to be humiliated, lol.

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leomole said:
That's what it's called? I've been calling it multitasking.

I guess in a way it can be both.
You're having sex and doing something else (Usually they're shown playing games or on the phone) at the same time. It's as casual as it gets really.

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Snowy

Privileged

I don't think I've seen any multitasking sex that isn't casual sex, but casual sex doesn't have to be multitasking (see, e.g. post #913614). And I can at least conceive of an image that would show multitasking during sex without it being casual sex.

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Kinda depends on definition of 'odd'. Like one kink that's 'odd' in the sense that it's just kind of random is my cat+dog kink. I don't understand it, but scenarios with sub cats and dom dogs are extremely interesting to me. I like a lot of 'mean', sadistic things that are a bit socially unacceptable and some of which I feel guilty about liking. One thing I like that frequently gets 'wut' reactions is oviposition+parasitism with realistic insectoids. There's not much stuff out there for it and a lot of it is anime which I find an incredibly huge turn off. I know it's probably kind of weird for someone who gets off to bugs laying eggs to talk about being turned off by something benign but whoops.

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RamboCreativity said:
insects (the humanoid kind)
dickgirls...

I'll get the noose...

That (the dickgirl one) is pretty common, actually.

As for me, likely endosoma. Blame maternal instincts.

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Being naked with someone who isn't, not sure why by that's a bit of a turn on.

And having a guy for a girlfriend, treating him like a lady, talking to him like a lady and all the other things.

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rhyolite said:
Being naked with someone who isn't, not sure why by that's a bit of a turn on.

You probably have a bit of an exhibitionism kink. That's a huge kink for me as well. :3

thekinkyfuta said:

my weirdest kink would be urethral insertion and anal fisting! lol ^^

I approve.

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I want to be assfucked and cream pied by a horse, I want to be gangbanged by men, I wanna be knotted by a big dog and feel it's cum drop out my asshole.

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IHaveABearOnMyHead said:
I want to be assfucked and cream pied by a horse, I want to be gangbanged by men, I wanna be knotted by a big dog and feel it's cum drop out my asshole.

I've read enough from this topic for now.

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IHaveABearOnMyHead said:
I want to be assfucked and cream pied by a horse, I want to be gangbanged by men, I wanna be knotted by a big dog and feel it's cum drop out my asshole.

Too much information. :-(

Rather have humans, personally.

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MOVING OFF THE TOPIC OF BESTIALITY FUCK-FESTS...

...Misogynistic mind-breaking. Like, being regressed into a worthless whore and "being put in your place", getting punished and gangbanged or something. Bimbofication also. As a female, I feel like I should find this mortifying, but... I just don't. Kind of like a black person having a slavery fetish.

Obviously, though, I'm not okay with misogyny in real life. Fantasy is different from reality, after all.

ALSO TRAPS AND GIRLY GUYS. Yeah.

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Probably Incest. Mainly Mom and Son stuff. Loli and Shota are also some of my weirder kinks.

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Along with what I said previouly, I'd have to say incest, (mother-son or any siblings preferred) vore, (typically only oral), and girly guys.

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Long braided hair.

Nice hair is a big factor for me, be it in furry or non-furry materials, but braid is the best. I have yet to see this kink combined to my scalie and dickgirl/herm fetishes, though. Maybe one day.

post #890779

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Clitheroe said:
MOVING OFF THE TOPIC OF BESTIALITY FUCK-FESTS...

...Misogynistic mind-breaking. Like, being regressed into a worthless whore and "being put in your place", getting punished and gangbanged or something. Bimbofication also. As a female, I feel like I should find this mortifying, but... I just don't. Kind of like a black person having a slavery fetish.

Obviously, though, I'm not okay with misogyny in real life. Fantasy is different from reality, after all.

ALSO TRAPS AND GIRLY GUYS. Yeah.

Something wrong with zoophilia? It's all good if it's consensual, right?
I like a chick with kinks. This might interest you. May be too extreme, though.
https://e621.net/pool/show/9472

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null0010 said:
sometimes

i burn the toast on purpose

I do that on purpose when grilling tofu. It tastes good and makes for a good conversation piece when people realize the tofu is in addition to the beef and not a replacement.

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Sorrowless said:
Something wrong with zoophilia? It's all good if it's consensual, right?

You won't hear this anywhere else, folks

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Sorrowless said:
Something wrong with zoophilia? It's all good if it's consensual, right?
I like a chick with kinks. This might interest you. May be too extreme, though.
https://e621.net/pool/show/9472

...I'm not even gonna respond to that first part.

As for whitekitten, I also do love guro, and I'm one of the weirdos who likes his (her???) commissioned works. So he (she???) is right up my alley.

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Clitheroe said:
...I'm not even gonna respond to that first part.

As for whitekitten, I also do love guro, and I'm one of the weirdos who likes his (her???) commissioned works. So he (she???) is right up my alley.

You're really something. I find it odd that you are okay with sadism but not loving different species. Does it make a difference if they are intelligent? Dolphins are a rl example.

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Realistically speaking, I'm zoophile and only zoophile (straight but not attracted to humans). I don't know how normal zoophiles are in this site but since I saw nobody mentioning it and a couple ones being against it I'll just leave that there and not expand.

I don't have any fetish besides that though.

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I'm a mild zoophile. Being attracted to females, it remains a fantasy. I would never force my way onto someone.

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Finding a willing male and treating him as a female, "hello pretty one" and all that, sort of turns me on a bit kind of thing.
Not had so much luck with that though.

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Hello I am new here so I may not know anything about this site, so feel free to correct me if I ever made some mistakes.

So my weird fetish is when a female anthro licks or sucks the male anthro's feet/paws. Another one is when a male anthro gives a futa anthro a footjob.

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Probably piss fetish

I just don't know why I'm into it, I just like it a ton oddly

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Crossdressing, particularly boys who really pass for girls.

Edit: Weirdly enough I don't like them in heels or too much heavy makeup though.

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Sorrowless said:
You're really something. I find it odd that you are okay with sadism but not loving different species. Does it make a difference if they are intelligent? Dolphins are a rl example.

Well I imagine they don't really do that in real life. Or a seriously hope not.

I'm also one of those people who thinks an animal can't really consent the same way a young child can't consent even if they're at the age of puberty, and like children animals are very easy to take advantage of. What's even worse is that how exactly are we doing to know if rape is happening? They can't testify in court and how will anyone know if there's no witnesses. I also personally think it's an unhealthy thing to get into but that's me. That's my problem with it.

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Cuddledump said:
Well I imagine they don't really do that in real life. Or a seriously hope not.

I'm also one of those people who thinks an animal can't really consent the same way a young child can't consent even if they're at the age of puberty, and like children animals are very easy to take advantage of. What's even worse is that how exactly are we doing to know if rape is happening? They can't testify in court and how will anyone know if there's no witnesses. I also personally think it's an unhealthy thing to get into but that's me. That's my problem with it.

I mostly agree. However there are animals why tries to have sex with humans. Dolphins can be pretty rapy.

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Sorrowless said:
I mostly agree. However there are animals why tries to have sex with humans. Dolphins can be pretty rapy.

If that was happening there would still be a rape. It would just be the human being raped instead. Dolphins are also pretty strong, so you could die, either from being hit too hard or drowned.

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kamimatsu said:
If that was happening there would still be a rape. It would just be the human being raped instead. Dolphins are also pretty strong, so you could die, either from being hit too hard or drowned.

It was just an example and it's not rape if you're willing.
A wild animal takes care of itself so a one night's stand can't be that bad if both shows clear signs of willingness.

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Sorrowless said:
It was just an example and it's not rape if you're willing.
A wild animal takes care of itself so a one night's stand can't be that bad if both shows clear signs of willingness.

The dolphin would be acting as if you had the strength of another dolphin though. It can happen completely by accident, and the only hint the dolphin would have that anything is wrong would be seeing the heart stop, unless it hit hard enough to cause permanent injury or death that way, in which case it would see that, but a dolphin can't save someone who is already dead.

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kamimatsu said:
The dolphin would be acting as if you had the strength of another dolphin though. It can happen completely by accident, and the only hint the dolphin would have that anything is wrong would be seeing the heart stop, unless it hit hard enough to cause permanent injury or death that way, in which case it would see that, but a dolphin can't save someone who is already dead.

Going further into that topic I see. Guess you have to use caution with a male dolphin.

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rhyolite said:
Finding a willing male and treating him as a female, "hello pretty one" and all that, sort of turns me on a bit kind of thing.
Not had so much luck with that though.

Ironically, I LOVE being treated like a female, even to the point of getting makeup put on me and wearing female clothing. Weird.

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rhyolite said:
Finding a willing male and treating him as a female, "hello pretty one" and all that, sort of turns me on a bit kind of thing.
Not had so much luck with that though.

electrikirb said:
Ironically, I LOVE being treated like a female, even to the point of getting makeup put on me and wearing female clothing. Weird.

If only you two could somehow find someone compatible with your tastes

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Fenrick said:
If only you two could somehow find someone compatible with your tastes

That would be excellent! If only. Hmmm... The internet!!!

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rhyolite said:
That would be excellent! If only. Hmmm... The internet!!!

Time for me to write some fanfiction

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Cuddledump said:

[...]

I'm also one of those people who thinks an animal can't really consent the same way a young child can't consent even if they're at the age of puberty, and like children animals are very easy to take advantage of. What's even worse is that how exactly are we doing to know if rape is happening? They can't testify in court and how will anyone know if there's no witnesses.

Actually understanding animals and their ample number of consistent cues as to whether they're being abused or not might help, just saying? This is like saying "I didn't know he was upset, he wasn't speaking English".

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FibS said:
Actually understanding animals and their ample number of consistent cues as to whether they're being abused or not might help, just saying? This is like saying "I didn't know he was upset, he wasn't speaking English".

The difference is there is going to be at least one human who can say for certain what the non-english-speaking human said. Even body language for animals is different. You'd be surprised how few species other than humans smile when they're happy. Foxes can whine as a sign of comfort. What a cat does with its tail means the opposite of what it would with a dog, and goats are basically a wild card because they imitate other species when they hang around with them long enough.

And when it comes to humans not speaking english, we have writing, signs that are considered universal throughout the world for humans even if they've never seen it before, and even pointing to a picture (which is accepted enough that it can be used to give a Do-Not-Resuscitate order if you have no other way to say it).

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