Topic: [APPROVED] Anal Juice Implication

Posted under Tag Alias and Implication Suggestions

The bulk update request #1277 is active.

create implication anal_juice (9692) -> bodily_fluids (1408063)

Reason: We shall take the following statements as axioms:

  • Any juice is a fluid.
  • The anus is located in the body.
  • Any fluid that has its origin in the body is a bodily fluid.

If anal_juice is not a fluid, the first axiom is violated.

If anal_juice is not bodily, the second axiom is violated.

Therefore, anal_juice is a fluid that has its origin in the body.

If anal_juice is not a bodily fluid, the third axiom is violated.

Q.E.D.

EDIT: The bulk update request #1277 (forum #315996) has been approved by @Rainbow_Dash.

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How do you tell the difference between anal_juice, lube, and saliva? Given that the anus doesn't normally excrete lubricant fluids/"juice" (at least without other substances), it would typically be some external matter, so I think it would be better to alias it to ambiguous_fluids (or invalidate it, with the appropriate suggestions).

watsit said:
How do you tell the difference between anal_juice, lube, and saliva? Given that the anus doesn't normally excrete lubricant fluids/"juice" (at least without other substances), it would typically be some external matter, so I think it would be better to alias it to ambiguous_fluids (or invalidate it, with the appropriate suggestions).

This is what I was thinking. I’ve never heard of “anal juice.”

Can't believe I touching a subject like this in the Internet...

=(.

There is not exactly "juice" of the intestine / rectum ... but the epithelium there produce a LOT of very liquid mucus by the unicellar glands (goblet cells). This substance is mostly water + special sugars (I am gessing, since it comes from extensive work by the Golgi Apparatus)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblet_cell

The objective of this "liquid" (or quasi-liquid, or gel) is to keep everything lubricated and "very slipery".

As Wasit said, normally we do not notice it because, well, normally this substance comes out normally only with "other things".

But I guess that while having sex, some people may notice it.

Noticing it isn't a good thing. It's meant as a thin protective lining of the intestinal track. If you have noticeable amounts then you're damaging your wall lining either through eating too much fiber (which scraps the walls thus triggering more production), food/lube intolerance, or other physical damage. Just like you only get a runny nose when it's irritated or sick, the same occurs with your 'intestinal snot'.

If this implication is approved then the anal_juice wiki needs to be updated since it includes lube and our lube definition doesn't include bodily fluids.

eating too much fiber (which scraps the walls thus triggering more production)...

I know that I could use personnally this advice.

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I have regularly anal sex with a female friend of mine. I always ask "if everything is ok", and she says always "yes". But knowing how delicate is the human body I will be more insistant that she tells me if really-really everything is ok.

Not that I have seen anything out of order. But with anal sex I know you have to be extra careful.

mexicanfurry said:
I know that I could use personnally this advice.

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I have regularly anal sex with a female friend of mine. I always ask "if everything is ok", and she says always "yes". But knowing how delicate is the human body I will be more insistant that she tells me if really-really everything is ok.

Not that I have seen anything out of order. But with anal sex I know you have to be extra careful.

"Your ass is leaking snot, I'm not sure you're as okay as you though" sounds like a funny interaction. I don't practice any amount of anal sex, but sometimes it gets mucusy, so it really can be a sign of poor diet or poor movements.

furrin_gok said:
"Your ass is leaking snot, I'm not sure you're as okay as you though" sounds like a funny interaction.

You said that quoting my post. (?)

(Ah! I read it again what I wrote, and I understand... no, the thing about fiber is about ME)

No. Really, My comment there has nothing to do with the original theme. I don't see anything strange when we are doing it. As a matter of fact, I have never seen a more healthy ... part as of hers. She have been practicing it since ever. But looks super healthy, elastic, tight ... and everything. She is about 30, not tall and VERY skinny... so even more surprise about it.

I have read, from many years, that people that practice that (on the receiving side) have eventually any sort of problems. But here none. I think her's is much more helthier than mine... because I do had on my life digesting problems, mostly for being too sedentary, both at work and in home.

I don't practice any amount of anal sex, but sometimes it gets mucusy, so it really can be a sign of poor diet or poor movements.

For that, besides a better diet, I recommend to walk more.

This theme could even joint to that recent one about the eyes. A lot of problems that we have nowadays has to do with computers and devices. We simple do not move enough.

Guess the future will look something like this movie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGwQ74cH5O0

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