Florida man has sex with 8 month old puppy on front porch.

Peekaboo said:
And I thought Americans were joking when they said they wanted to remove Florida from the US due to it being populated by weirdos and various types of scum.

Not at all, that's barely the tip of the iceberg, so to speak.

Peekaboo said:
And I thought Americans were joking when they said they wanted to remove Florida from the US due to it being populated by weirdos and various types of scum.

This actually isn't the first time I've seen news reports about people having sex with dogs in their front yard.

I hang out on r/WTF, so this is about maybe... The 3rd time?

Florida is reason #4 why I hate that I was born and raised in the south

Well. At least it isn't arizona. this time.

I'll just leave this here.

Business in the front, felony animal rape in the back.

ippiki_ookami said:
Business in the front, felony animal rape in the back.

It was the front porch, do you even read?

NotMeNotYou said:
It was the front porch, do you even read?

I'm not sure if you deal with mullets in Germany, but that's what he's talking about.
Sorry, I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or what not

lol I click on moon moon's avt. and I get [x]
also I like Florida because where else we can put "them"?

tfkcex said:
lol I click on moon moon's avt. and I get [x]
also I like Florida because where else we can put "them"?

Bottom of the ocean, or ask your local german on how to deal with unwanted demographics, I heard they have some very hot solutions for these kinds of situations.

Moon_Moon said:
I'm not sure if you deal with mullets in Germany, but that's what he's talking about.
Sorry, I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or what not

That was a joke, but the Mullet died out in germany some twenty years ago.
Except on children, they get them so others can laugh at them.

NotMeNotYou said:
Bottom of the ocean, or ask your local german on how to deal with unwanted demographics, I heard they have some very hot solutions for these kinds of situations.

That would be a step in the Reich direction if you ask me. I do Nazi anything bad that could occur from their sudden disappearance.

NotMeNotYou said:
That was a joke, but the Mullet died out in germany some twenty years ago.
Except on children, they get them so others can laugh at them.

Ah, so just like in the US, just Man-children instead of children.

Ahh yes, Florida Man continues his holy mission of being an utter shit.

#onlyinflorida

Time for me to do some stupid shit so I can end up in the news.

And halite will have more reasons to say "god damn it florida"

See, this never happens in my state.

JoeX said:
See, this never happens in my state.

it never happens here in Washington either... what state do you live in?

Illinois.

JoeX said:
Illinois. Any state other than Florida

Fixed.

thatoneclarinetist said:
it never happens here in Washington either... what state do you live in?

Washington had Mr. Hands.

Spess_Muhreen said:
Washington had Mr. Hands.

Sure, but Florida has a news story that's similarly bad more than once a week, every week.

Spess_Muhreen said:
Washington had Mr. Hands.

LOL I haven't seen that vid I should ask a certain horse enthusiast user *Cough* Peekaboo*Cough* how it was

Halite said:
Sure, but Florida has a news story that's similarly bad more than once a week, every week.

+1

thatoneclarinetist said:
LOL I haven't seen that vid I should ask a certain horse enthusiast user *Cough* Peekaboo*Cough* how it was

It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect. You definitely wouldn't expect he was going to die, as he didn't make any noises louder than heavy grunting.
Fine horse. Mr. Hands himself was definitely not a stud.

JoeX said:
See, this never happens in my state.

Except you know, crippling corruption and the mafia.

Moon_Moon said:
Except you know, crippling corruption and the mafia.

Yeah, well at least we don't have people boning dogs.

Moon_Moon said:
Except you know, crippling corruption and the mafia.

JoeX said:
Yeah, well at least we don't have people boning dogs.

Spess_Muhreen said:
Washington had Mr. Hands.

Guys lets just all be glad that we don't have Detroit!

thatoneclarinetist said:
Guys lets just all be glad that we don't have Detroit!

We're not Detroit!

TheHuskyK9 said:
We're not Detroit!

Hehe... I was waiting for someone to get the reference *highfives*

JoeX said:
Yeah, well at least we don't have people boning dogs.

Puppies, it was only 8 months old at time of abuse.

anon_X said:
Well. At least it isn't arizona. this time.

This time

oh my fucking god.
http://geekologie.com/2014/03/totally-valid-chick-torches-dudes-car-af.php STAY CLASSY, FLORIDA.

JoeX said:
oh my fucking god.
http://geekologie.com/2014/03/totally-valid-chick-torches-dudes-car-af.php STAY CLASSY, FLORIDA.

again this does not happen in washington we are all to high on legalized pot or is a passiveist anyway LOL
sarcasm

Florida man thinks he's too fat to go to jail.

Okay, so our best bet is to target Florida's border with an orbital laser and circumcise the United States.

JoeX said:
Okay, so our best bet is to target Florida's border with an orbital laser and circumcise the United States.

Castrate, circumcise would be just the tip.

Halite said:
Castrate, circumcise would be just the tip.

I was implying that Florida was America's foreskin.

JoeX said:
I was implying that Florida was America's foreskin.

Everyone knows that Florida is America's wang

Halite said:
Everyone knows that Florida is America's wang

Yeah, but Floreskin rolls off the tongue better. :D

Halite said:
Florida man thinks he's too fat to go to jail.

JoeX said:
Okay, so our best bet is to target Florida's border with an orbital laser and circumcise the United States.

Halite said:
Castrate, circumcise would be just the tip.

JoeX said:
I was implying that Florida was America's foreskin.

Halite said:
Everyone knows that Florida is America's wang

JoeX said:
Yeah, but Floreskin rolls off the tongue better. :D

my reaction = post #450035

I hate bigots.
This thread makes me sad.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
I hate bigots.
This thread makes me sad.

That word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
I hate people who talk about facts and factual stories from Florida.
This thread makes me sad.

Fixed

Glad I moved out of FL when I could.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
I hate bigots.
This thread makes me sad.

Someone lives in Florida.

SirAntagonist said:
Someone lives in Florida.

obvious statement is obvious

thatoneclarinetist said:
obvious statement is obvious

oblivious user is oblivious

SirAntagonist said:
oblivious user is oblivious

he's making fun of us, for making fun of him, so he's making fun of us for making fun of him for him living in Florida cause were making fun of him for making fun of us making fun of him so I think I got it all figured out I'm not oblivious dood...

More Florida news.
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Hialeah-Official-Hid-Meth-Pipe-in-Rectum-Police-254347241.html

Halite said:
More Florida news.
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Hialeah-Official-Hid-Meth-Pipe-in-Rectum-Police-254347241.html

Well then....

You guys think you could wait for me to get off of this glorified sandbar before you call in the orbital lasers to cut it off from the rest of the country? ._.

Ahahahaha!
http://globalnews.ca/news/1300692/photos-squirrel-goes-nuts-after-man-takes-selfie/

Halite said:
Ahahahaha!
http://globalnews.ca/news/1300692/photos-squirrel-goes-nuts-after-man-takes-selfie/

XDDDDDDDDD

Well, Florida did give us the death metal movement and Disney World. Of course, they also have people gnawing faces off and xenophobic old people, so I guess it balances out.

Meanwhile, in PA, we only have Amish people and crappy roads.

NuclearAssault said:
Meanwhile, in PA, we only have Amish people and crappy roads.

Well, we have guns and Chuck Norris...your move.

Moon_Moon said:
Well, we have guns and Chuck Norris...your move.

Oh, I don't know, maybe this and this and this ...

Australia has sharks, snakes, spiders, scorpions and jellyfish.

None of your shit can compare to the land of death.

Patchi said:
Australia has spiders, snakes, scorpions

yup. I can tell from those three i'd rather remove my appendix with an ice pick than go to Australia sorry but its true...

Patchi said:
Australia has sharks, snakes, spiders, scorpions and jellyfish.

None of your shit can compare to the land of death.

I'm from Virginia we have drunk sailors and marines... every damn weekend.

Patchi said:
Australia has sharks, snakes, spiders, scorpions and jellyfish.

None of your shit can compare to the land of death.

That and self-igniting bushes

Patchi said:
Australia has sharks, snakes, spiders, scorpions and jellyfish.

None of your shit can compare to the land of death.

Don't forget the poisonous trees.

Halite said:
Don't forget the poisonous trees.

And exploding rocks.

Halite said:
Don't forget the poisonous trees.

furballs_dc said:
And exploding rocks.

did you guys know they have a bird called an emu that is about five feet tall and can rip the flesh off humans?

I'd be more wary of cassowaries.

And the drop bears.

Moon_Moon said:
Well, we have guns and Chuck Norris...your move.

Chuck went to my high school :)

and the pirrana rains

TheHuskyK9 said:
Chuck went to my high school :)

Jeffrey Dahmer went to my high school.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Chuck went to my high school :)

Halite said:
Jeffrey Dahmer went to my high school.

"Selena" went to my high school.

Theclarinetist said:
"Selena" went to my high school.

Who?

Halite said:
Who?

you don't know who Selena is? she was a Mexican singer who I derped she didn't go to my high school LOL

The only reason to go to Florida is to identify your daughter's body.

Theclarinetist said:
did you guys know they have a bird called an emu that is about five feet tall and can rip the flesh off humans?

I almost want to facepalm.

It's not an emu, it's a fucking cassowary.

Tangent said:
I'd be more wary of cassowaries.

Jesus fucking Christ. http://geekologie.com/2014/05/man-used-cell-phone-jammer-for-2-years-d.php

JoeX said:
Jesus fucking Christ. http://geekologie.com/2014/05/man-used-cell-phone-jammer-for-2-years-d.php

That is amazing.
If I was stupidly rich, like 48k of fines is pocket change rich, I'd so do that, and keep doing it even after the first time they caught me.