Topic: Eating your own...

Posted under Tag Alias and Implication Suggestions

Ok, so we've all seen some furry guy cleaning himself up after a good time by eating his own...stuff. I was just wondering. Is there a technical term for this? Because I've seen it in a bunch of different places and I can never find a name for it.

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Char

Former Staff

I eat my own pretty much every single time.

True story.

I know you guys would love to hear even more details about my masturbation habits.

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I think you should have just said jizz**, I assumed you meant shit. Pretty sure Actini did to. It's not like anyone here is going to be incredibly shocked or offended by the word. el oh el

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**Cum, spunk, splooge, spooge, man-butter and oreo filling would also have been acceptable.

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Char said:
I eat my own pretty much every single time.

True story.

I know you guys would love to hear even more details about my masturbation habits.

ಠ_ಠ

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Kald

Former Staff

I eat my own stuff too : unpack, 2 minutes in the microwave, and it's ready.

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Char said:
I eat my own pretty much every single time.

True story.

I know you guys would love to hear even more details about my masturbation habits.

ლ(휴益휴ლ)

That's another thing on the list of things I don't need to know.

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Char

Former Staff

Oh I was assuming 'stuff' meant 'semen'. I assure you I do not, in fact, eat my own shit.

Also I'm of the opinion that it'd be pretty silly for someone to be ok eating someone else's semen but grossed out by their own.

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Char said:
I eat my own pretty much every single time.

True story.

I know you guys would love to hear even more details about my masturbation habits.

No judgement here. Thanks for the input everyone. And yes I meant cum NOT SHIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT SHIT!!!!!!!

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On a related note, should we merge I-has_a-flavour with cum_taste, since they're just a gender-swapped variation of each other? If you're looking for a female doing it, female cum_taste/i_has_a_flavour/whatever else gets chosen for the merged name?

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Char said:
Oh I was assuming 'stuff' meant 'semen'. I assure you I do not, in fact, eat my own shit.

Also I'm of the opinion that it'd be pretty silly for someone to be ok eating someone else's semen but grossed out by their own.

I've tasted my own semen before and it tasted awful. I don't see what people see in that stuff. :/

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As I heard many times, the taste depends of your general diet. If it tastes that bad, you probably don't each much fruits and sweet things.

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123easy said:
On a related note, should we merge I-has_a-flavour with cum_taste, since they're just a gender-swapped variation of each other? If you're looking for a female doing it, female cum_taste/i_has_a_flavour/whatever else gets chosen for the merged name?

already discussed but with no conclusion here http://e621.net/forum/show/24412

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Neitsuke said:
As I heard many times, the taste depends of your general diet. If it tastes that bad, you probably don't each much fruits and sweet things.

Really? I never knew diet affected how semen tasted to you. Interesting. What else like this should we need to know?

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I eat lots of salty foods, so mine probably tastes like a cube of salt lick.

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I eventually want to spend an entire day or two eating nothing but pineapple so that it might be somewhat "enjoyable". β\

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Yeah, apparently pineapple is best. Coffee, sodas, and meats make it taste bitter.

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Where's my grocery list? Ahh let's see... *adds pineapple, coffee, coke, and steak*

Haha thanks for the cookbook link! I've actually been wondering if there was anything out there like this. Great discussion guys.

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Jjiped said:
Where's my grocery list? Ahh let's see... *adds pineapple, coffee, coke, and steak*

Did you miss it? I said those last three things make it taste bitter, not better. Unless you're experimenting or like bitter things. In that case, have at it.

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RedOctober said:
Did you miss it? I said those last three things make it taste bitter, not better. Unless you're experimenting or like bitter things. In that case, have at it.

Ohohoh ok thank you. Didn't see that. I'll axe those items then haha! Btw how do you bold your text?

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Jjiped said:
Ohohoh ok thank you. Didn't see that. I'll axe those items then haha! Btw how do you bold your text?

Next time you reply, click the link that says "Dtext Syntax Reference" at the bottom of the reply box. It'll tell you all the little formatting tricks. In general, you start a new format with ["thingy"] and end it with [/"thingy"]. For bold, just replace "thingy" with "b" (don't put in the quotation marks). There are a bunch more, but since that's the one you asked for, that's the one I told you.

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RedOctober said:
Next time you reply, click the link that says "Dtext Syntax Reference" at the bottom of the reply box. It'll tell you all the little formatting tricks. In general, you start a new format with ["thingy"] and end it with [/"thingy"]. For bold, just replace "thingy" with "b" (don't put in the quotation marks). There are a bunch more, but since that's the one you asked for, that's the one I told you.

Thanks! coffee red meat soda

Haha I got it.

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I also like to try it pretty much every time. And i figured out it smells and tastes best when i had fish : )

Not fishy at all, but very intense like cum. And thats just how its supposed to smell and taste, isn't it?

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If by stuff you mean "cum", is actually tasteless, odorless, and colorless. Although, some people say that, semen is actually a (residue) close cousin to the mucus and to the spit.

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Mr.Enigma said:
If by stuff you mean "cum", is actually tasteless, odorless, and colorless. Although, some people say that, semen is actually a (residue) close cousin to the mucus and to the spit.

Man, uh not to be rude but have you ever actually seen cum? Even your own? It has a color unless by colorless you meant white.

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Ratty said:
Man, uh not to be rude but have you ever actually seen cum? >.>

Yeah cum is fucking stinky. It's also certainly not colorless. No clue about the taste though, and I never will.

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Char

Former Staff

I swear I've never noticed any negative qualities about my own cum. It doesn't smell, it doesn't taste bad... I wonder if maybe a lot of it might just be in people's minds. Like I don't think mine is bad at all yet others might think it's just as gross as anyone else's.

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Cum looks white because of the sperm, but it turns yellow when it dries.

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cum sans sperm, known as semenal plasma, is fairly colourless, as the sperm are what actually gives it most of its colour, and low-sperm-content semen can be fairly translucent, if not almost transparent. Scent is based on chemical composition, so if it tastes sweet it's not going to smell foul, but either smell slightly sweet and salty or be fairly odourless, while the inverse is true as well- if it tastes foul (such as for a heavy meat eater) then it's going to smell foul too.

/end science

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ippiki_ookami said:
Yeah cum is fucking stinky. It's also certainly not colorless. No clue about the taste though, and I never will.

My cum smells awesome.

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Sarvix said:
I FUCKING LOVE PINEAPPLE

Omg same here!

Char said:
I swear I've never noticed any negative qualities about my own cum. It doesn't smell, it doesn't taste bad... I wonder if maybe a lot of it might just be in people's minds. Like I don't think mine is bad at all yet others might think it's just as gross as anyone else's.

I see what you're sayin. Me too!

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ippiki_ookami said:
GODDAMNIT WHY CANT I LOCK THREADS

Btw I have to know, why would you want to lock this thread? Or anyones thread that they put time/thought into? Cuz that just sounds jerkish.

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Jjiped said:
Btw I have to know, why would you want to lock this thread? Or anyones thread that they put time/thought into? Cuz that just sounds jerkish.

Never said I wasn't a jerk.

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ippiki_ookami said:
Never said I wasn't a jerk.

I see what you did there. Haha oh well.

Anyway how was everyones Halloween?
Or if you have anything else to add to the convo please do, as I'm pretty sure this thread is dying.

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Jjiped said:
I see what you did there. Haha oh well.

Anyway how was everyones Halloween?
Or if you have anything else to add to the convo please do, as I'm pretty sure this thread is dying.

It's not dying
post #149468
He's dead Jim(jiped)

Why would you want to start a holiday discussion in a sperm eating thread though lol? Just use the IRC.

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Ratty said:
It's not dying
post #149468
He's dead Jim(jiped)

Why would you want to start a holiday discussion in a sperm eating thread though lol? Just use the IRC.

And with that, I'm pretty sure this thread is gone. Lol sorry dude but that pic has no relevance to the rest of the discussion.

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I've tasted mine before, out of curiosity. Quite bitter. :X

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FSW said:
I've tasted mine before, out of curiosity. Quite bitter. :X

Really? Mine has been pretty enjoyable actually. However there is a bit of an aftertaste, I'd guess you'd call it, that hangs around for a while. It's a lot like when you drink water while chewing minty gum.

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Jjiped said:
Really? Mine has been pretty enjoyable actually. However there is a bit of an aftertaste, I'd guess you'd call it, that hangs around for a while. It's a lot like when you drink water while chewing minty gum.

What flavor is "enjoyable", exactly?

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FSW said:
What flavor is "enjoyable", exactly?

It's not really a flavor persay, just the texture of it combined with a pleasantly salty taste almost. Try it.

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Jjiped said:
And with that, I'm pretty sure this thread is gone. Lol sorry dude but that pic has no relevance to the rest of the discussion.

That was the point I was trying to make yes. Though I'm guessing you're not a star trek fan?

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Ratty said:
That was the point I was trying to make yes. Though I'm guessing you're not a star trek fan?

Not really, though I understand the piece you posted. I'm just not really one for that art or that sexuality even.

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