1. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
2. balls aren't touching

"I wish I was x.", "x" being "the one in the middle", "the orange/pink one with the wings and the glowstick cock", et cetera. Variations are also annoying, e.g. "Oh murr that lucky bastard! I wish I was the one having my colon liquified by forty horsecocks!"

Also, RP comments, but we've seen less of those now that the management made it official that being creepy is frowned upon. And let's not forget people who complain about tag errors without fixing them.

honestly? a lot of things Gayteensex says.

That said if people are being outrageously annoying then please report them.

Aurali said:
honestly? a lot of things Gayteensex says.

This.

Slade said:
"I wish I was x.", "x" being "the one in the middle", "the orange/pink one with the wings and the glowstick cock", et cetera. Variations are also annoying, e.g. "Oh murr that lucky bastard! I wish I was the one having my colon liquified by forty horsecocks!"

Also, RP comments, but we've seen less of those now that the management made it official that being creepy is frowned upon. And let's not forget people who complain about tag errors without fixing them.

A thousand fucking times this.

How about names? Do they count? Because seriously, and not to start a hate train, but I find names like "Gayteensex" astronomically more annoying than any single comment.

(To share the hate, some other names discovered from the records pages: "cuntslut", "madhentairabbit", "Gayhorstachio", "SuperKinkyGayCub", "Alextheyiffer")

ikdind said:
How about names? Do they count? Because seriously, and not to start a hate train, but I find names like "Gayteensex" astronomically more annoying than any single comment.

(To share the hate, some other names discovered from the records pages: "cuntslut", "madhentairabbit", "Gayhorstachio", "SuperKinkyGayCub", "Alextheyiffer")

Really? Aw thanks :3

btw names don't count as that is not a comment.

Also, those names are really fucking hilarious.

Every single one.

Even my own.

"i would wreck dat ass" or any variation on this.

"this picture is shit"

"IT'S A TRAP!"

"lol this remind me of [insert rambling, probably untrue story here]"

"[artist] is always awesome/a no-talent hack"

"Trace!"

"trololol" or any variation thereof.

Any comment with absolutely no attempt at proper spelling or grammar.

Slade said:
"I wish I was x.", "x" being "the one in the middle", "the orange/pink one with the wings and the glowstick cock", et cetera. Variations are also annoying, e.g. "Oh murr that lucky bastard! I wish I was the one having my colon liquified by forty horsecocks!"

Also, RP comments, but we've seen less of those now that the management made it official that being creepy is frowned upon. And let's not forget people who complain about tag errors without fixing them.

This and

Dire_Vargr said:
Any comment with absolutely no attempt at proper spelling or grammar.

pretty much sums it up.

"Don't be creepy"

I agree with most of you, but the most annoying comment to me is

"Well let's see you draw it better. Thought so. Shut up." I'm sorry, but if laymen aren't allowed opinions in art, then art is dead. To me, this statement is equivalent to "Well, let's see you build a house." to someone who comments on shoddy workmanship of a house. It's. Stupid.

The second most annoying is when people say something like "don't like it? don't look at it." I dunno. I can't always tell if I'ma like an image from its thumbnail, and not liking an image doesn't invalidate my opinion. If it offends you, sure, blacklist and move on, but I'd rather not turn this site into Etsy where we circle jerk to how awesome everyone is. That, and just because someone else doesn't like an image doesn't mean they think your opinion is invalid. Everyone just needs to work out that differing opinions are ok, they don't mean anyone thinks anyone else is terrible[/i].

1) fix'd

2) Any RP, especially if your character is in the pic.

3) Bad grammar (but also grammar nazis)

4) Anything that belongs on 4chan (that goes for pictures as well though)

One that I'm sure would annoy everyone but that I will use regardless until it makes an impact, is "TAG THIS (tag) DAMMIT!"

Especially prevalent on Hyper and Gay images. If I come across something that's mongo-hypercock and it's not tagged hyper, you can expect me to say something along the lines of "TAG HYPER, DAMMIT!" before adding the tag to that particular image myself.

Slade said:
"I wish I was x.", "x" being "the one in the middle"...

...And let's not forget people who complain about tag errors without fixing them.

This and this.

Dire_Vargr said:
"lol this remind me of [insert rambling, probably untrue story here]"

And this.

Any comment by Brrbrrdrrs.

'poopfeast420 says: lol dam thats a big dik o.O'
Anything by hammerbro26. Although, actually, his stuff amuses me to no end.

1# All one word comments

2# When people take a comment or copy a piece of text from a picture and then write "this"

Page long comments under the Corruption of Champions posts.

Anything Explosive Blaziken says.

JimmyJ said:
Anything Explosive Blaziken says.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOIKZTnJpQc

Char said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOIKZTnJpQc

Posts containing nothing but a youtube link.

>.>

<.<

RedOctober said:
Posts containing nothing but a youtube link.

>.>

<.<

Two or more emoticons in the same comment.

Riversyde said:
Two or more emoticons in the same comment.

A chain of disdain.

Riversyde said:
Two or more emoticons in the same comment.

Or that stupid " o///o " emoticon and its variants.

Percy101 said:
Or that stupid " o///o " emoticon and its variants.

And those silly species-type emoticons like "herp ima draggy ò;....;ó" or "hurr ima burr :OI".

Excessively negative comments.

ಠ_ಠ

Dire_Vargr said:
ಠ_ಠ

I do so love this emote though, and wish I knew how to do it without c&p.

Comments like, "Purge this!" "Die, you stupid admins!" "Death to America!" "Oh murr, I wish he would gush his hot cum in my ass." Of course there's always, "Can she ride me vaginally hard until we both have a ton of orgasms?" Oh, Barbados, you creepy, creepy fuck, how we miss you. :V

http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3ABarbados

how was this not linked earlier

null0100 said:
http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3ABarbados

how was this not linked earlier

Heh reading that it is fairly obvious he is trolling to see people rage at his creepiness. Funny though :P

Percy101 said:
One that I'm sure would annoy everyone but that I will use regardless until it makes an impact, is "TAG THIS (tag) DAMMIT!"

Especially prevalent on Hyper and Gay images. If I come across something that's mongo-hypercock and it's not tagged hyper, you can expect me to say something along the lines of "TAG HYPER, DAMMIT!" before adding the tag to that particular image myself.

For the love of good do, people need to tag their shit (but only say it after actually tagging). I'm so sick of people that ca n't even be arsed to tag the character's fucking sex.

No one's yet said this. I feel special.

"Oh, that's a (Make and Model of gun)."
Followed by 30-trillion posts arguing over that statement.
I hate m'self for even engaging in that.

OH, and any RP meeting the following perimeters :
Shorter than a sentence.
Longer than three sentences.
Containing more than two Weaboo concepts.
Related to Sonic the Hedgehog.
Related to My Little Pony.
Containing no inherent humor.
Containing bad humor.
Containing more than three typos.
Containing any fucking furry word ever (Murr, Yiff, cockafuckingdoo).

Lastly, anything and everything from users 47166 and 22534 ("Spike" and "Tribalking"). Mostly Tribalking, since Spike actually makes himself useful and fixes things. :V

trfg7xz2oxps said:
A chain of disdain.

Comments with deep/double meanings.

slyroon said:
1# All one word comments

2# When people take a comment or copy a piece of text from a picture and then write "this"

This.

hg3300 said:
This.

I lol'd.

ikdind said:
How about names? Do they count? Because seriously, and not to start a hate train, but I find names like "Gayteensex" astronomically more annoying than any single comment.

(To share the hate, some other names discovered from the records pages: "cuntslut", "madhentairabbit", "Gayhorstachio", "SuperKinkyGayCub", "Alextheyiffer")

My name is cuntslut because idk

I didn't want anything that would associate me with my IRL identity so I just shoved two words together.

"Don't be creepy and post comments about sex even though we're on a porn site"

Gayteensex said:
"Don't be creepy and post comments about sex even though we're on a porn site"

this isn't a porn site. it's an image archive. that being said, don't be creepy and post comments about sex.

There's a difference between posting comments about sex and going full Barbados, never go full Barbados.

Ratty said:
There's a difference between posting comments about sex and going full Barbados, never go full Barbados.

Double barbados all the way (anally)!

What does it mean (vaginally)?

bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch, bitch

Actini said:
OH, and any RP meeting the following perimeters :
Shorter than a sentence.
Longer than three sentences.
Containing more than two Weaboo concepts.
Related to Sonic the Hedgehog.
Related to My Little Pony.
Containing no inherent humor.
Containing bad humor.
Containing more than three typos.
Containing any fucking furry word ever (Murr, Yiff, cockafuckingdoo).

I agree with all of this except the bolded part. Why do those two fandoms offend you so?

Dire_Vargr said:
I agree with all of this except the bolded part. Why do those two fandoms offend you so?

Because they're generally full of stupid.
What was so hard about that?

Actini said:
Because they're generally full of stupid.
What was so hard about that?

I happen to like MLP. I think it's awesome.

I agree that pony roleplaying got out of hand for a while, but I will vigorously contest the idea that MLP as a whole is "full of stupid."

HERP DERP This is an SL character
DEERRP

"I wish it was me instead of [Insert Character Here]"

RP comments, especially when the characters belong to you.

Too damn creepy.

Mel-the-Hybrid said:
"I wish it was me instead of [Insert Character Here]"

RP comments, especially when the characters belong to you.

Too damn creepy.

Not to be off topic in an off-topic thread, but I've never actually seen you post on this site's forums before. If you're "the" Mel the Hybrid, I'd like to say that I love your art style.

Morhe said:
Not to be off topic in an off-topic thread, but I've never actually seen you post on this site's forums before. If you're "the" Mel the Hybrid, I'd like to say that I love your art style.

creeeeeeeperrrrrrrrr.

Morhe said:
Not to be off topic in an off-topic thread, but I've never actually seen you post on this site's forums before. If you're "the" Mel the Hybrid, I'd like to say that I love your art style.

I don't want to draw attention to myself is why. Thank you for the compliment though.

Mel-the-Hybrid said:
"I wish it was me instead of [Insert Character Here]"

RP comments, especially when the characters belong to you.

Too damn creepy.

Truth, truth and truth.
One of the things I'm REALLY not looking forward to if I ever become a popular artist.

I am slightly irritated when someone comments "fap" to a non-sexual pic.

ParTbag said:
I am slightly irritated when someone comments "fap" to a non-sexual pic.

*fap fappity fap*

Riversyde said:

ParTbag said:
I am slightly irritated when someone comments "fap" to a non-sexual pic.

*fap fappity fap*

Would you like a walking cane or a seeing dog when you go blind from mass fap'n?

ParTbag said:
Would you like a walking cane or a seeing dog when you go blind from mass fap'n?

The fact you go blind from too much masturbation is a myth.
Now excuse me whilst I shave my palms.

When users start arguing over who gets to have sex with the picture's subject first. That's kind of sad.

ALSO RP comments by people who's namesake are in the pictures in question. Not that we ever see that nowadays <.<

ikdind said:
How about names? Do they count? Because seriously, and not to start a hate train, but I find names like "Gayteensex" astronomically more annoying than any single comment.

(To share the hate, some other names discovered from the records pages: "cuntslut", "madhentairabbit", "Gayhorstachio", "SuperKinkyGayCub", "Alextheyiffer")

Sorry, I would change my name if I could, but my favourites is like 25 pages long, so I guess it's somewhat apt.

But yeah, there's nothing I hate more then seeing the worst of my own comments from years ago, I utterly hate it.

Any comment that is really rude or picks apart someone else's comment for no real reason. Liek miner spelling eroars and such.

Whatbigteeth said:
Any comment that is really rude or picks apart someone else's comment for no real reason. Liek miner spelling eroars and such.

Like* Minor* Errors* >:D

Riversyde said:
creeeeeeeperrrrrrrrr.

"that's some nice art you have there, it's be a shame if something happened to it"

"LRN 2 TAG PROPERLY"
"Anatomically incorrect"
"Tag your shit"

PetyaBeast said:
"LRN 2 TAG PROPERLY"
"Anatomically incorrect"
"Tag your shit"

That is an Esix ritual carried over from a forgone era where we still gave a shit about tags and less about ponies.

Now it's all about tagging ponies and poning taggies.

"If only it were a boy/girl/herm"
"I would love to ___ with its ___ on a ___"
"Woof ^_^" or "*tailwags*" or "Aww yeaaahh gettin it on with the picshure let me tell you bout it"

Just shut up and fap >:[

Skift said:
Just shut up and fap >:[

There's one.

Furry vernacular.

I would appreciate the occasional bit of wordplay juxtaposing sexual desire with zoological terminology; especially if it were actually clever and unique. But instead all I see is people throwing the words "yiff" and "murr" at every little thing. It's like a worn out joke that was never funny to begin with.

People making those insipid comments take attention-whoring to a whole new level. Not only does this person feel the need to flaunt their rampant sexuality, he also has to point out just how cuh-razy his fetish is to everyone around him.

RedOctober said:
There's one.

It makes more sense than sitting there critiquing a picture. I much prefer those comments over stupid derailments like anatomy, the person who drew the picture, what you would prefer to see, etc etc. If it's not porn, I understand. But...ugh, just being a really irritating and critical person over porn is just...why

Skift said:
If it's not porn, I understand. But...ugh, just being a really irritating and critical person over porn is just...why

Because we can.

Porn is art. It isn't a particularly deep form of art, but it's art.

Every image on this site was drawn or painted by someone, and that person will always have things they need to improve. There's nothing wrong with being critical.

Oh, and I'm talking about evaluating the technical quality of a work, not complaining that something doesn't suit your tastes.

KloH0und said:
Because we can.

Porn is art, too. It isn't a particularly deep form of art, but it's art.

Every image on this site was drawn or painted by someone, and that person will always have things they need to improve. There's nothing wrong with being critical about these things.

Oh, and I'm talking about evaluating the technical quality of a work, not complaining that something doesn't suit your tastes.

Right. Agreed pretty much entirely. I don't especially mind someone saying "would be better if the penis weren't a tube" 'cause the Comment section is there to express opinions, as long as they're not getting uppity at the people who do like the tube and implying that liking (or disliking) tubecocks makes you less of a person. There's nothing wrong with constructively criticizing an image, or a comic series, and the people who say "Quit complaining and fap!" just really irk me.

Now, if they're saying "This is scat and scat is of the devil and all scat should go away," that's dumb too. Just don't look at scat.

While I'm on this rant, elitist comments drive me nuts. Personal preference is just that. Personal, and preference. Just because someone has a different one doesn't make it invalid. I also get annoyed at the reverse, where people think criticism of a picture means criticism of everyone who likes it. Sometimes "blacklist and move on" is the proper response, but other times it reeeeeaaallly isn't. I'm done.

+1 to everything KloH0und and RedOctober just said. Also, pornography can be a surprisingly good test of the artist's understanding of anatomy and artistic techniques (perspective, foreshortening, chiaroscuro, etc).

I'd like to think that occasionally providing constructive criticism will help artists to do better and ultimately lead to more artists with a high degree of skill. This seems like a positive, whether you come for the art, or at it.

PetyaBeast said:
"LRN 2 TAG PROPERLY"
"Anatomically incorrect"
"Tag your shit"

The "anatomically incorrect" comment is especially annoying on TFs. It's a damn TF! It's already something unusual that couldn't possibly happen in real life, so what makes you think the anatomy has to be just-so? TFs don't need to follow those rules, and usually don't.

Actually, anatomical complaints are perfectly valid in depictions of transformation. In order to draw a physical transformation, you must possess an understanding the morphology of both the creature undergoing the transformation and the creature it is transforming into. If an artist lacks that understanding then it shows in the artwork. If it shows in the artwork then people will say something.

Sure, there are no real-life examples of what something would look like mid-transformation and that ambiguity leaves the portrayal up to the artist's imagination. But the idea is still grounded somewhere between the two creatures you started with and if you don't stick at least somewhere near that reality then your work just becomes nonsense.

Although, just because a drawing is technically inaccurate doesn't mean it's of low quality. I think that's the real issue, people throwing around the term "anatomically incorrect" like it's synonymous with "bad."

But on the flip side, it's just as ridiculous when artists claim that anatomical errors are stylistic choices.

So it all comes down to the fact that art is a very deep, complicated medium of personal expression

and people are idiots.

I'm cool with all comments. It's pretty sad to get all worked up over what somebody typed on the internet (vaginally).

"Wow these guys can shoot,between the chest and couch"

People who roleplay in the comments area.

That reminds me, when people "pull out guns" in the context of RP'ing, it makes me want to pull out a hammer and break their toes.

ippiki_ookami said:
That reminds me, when people "pull out guns" in the context of RP'ing, it makes me want to pull out a hammer and break their toes.

Which reminds me, when there's a gun in an image and everybody argues about what model of gun it is.

Percy101 said:
Which reminds me, when there's a gun in an image and everybody argues about what model of gun it is.

More so when they argue about what gun is better or worse.