Topic: typical e621 comments that you hate :/

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furballs_dc said:
For the last time, her name is Yoko.

No, it's Patrick

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Well I suppose, the stupid anime face is what drives me crazy.

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Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
When people say they are the first commenter.

Yeah. =>.<=

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All comments that aren't worthy of lol_comments and people who complain about mistakes in the tagging without fixing them themselves.

If have time to complain you can fix that in less!

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furballs_dc said:
=◕ ◡ ◕=

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Everyone.
Everywhere.

All of them.
All comments, past, present, and future - every statement that has been made and has yet to be made.

IT IS THIS HATE WHICH DRIVES ME, AND ALLOWS ME TO POWER THE MIGHTY ABUSE TEAM ROBOT TO DEFEND OUR WORLD

no but seriously, I have a disdain for furry character owners who don't realize "the internet does whatever it wants with 'your' intellectual property."

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Kiparis said:
Everyone.
Everywhere.

All of them.
All comments, past, present, and future - every statement that has been made and has yet to be made.

IT IS THIS HATE WHICH DRIVES ME, AND ALLOWS ME TO POWER THE MIGHTY ABUSE TEAM ROBOT TO DEFEND OUR WORLD

no but seriously, I have a disdain for furry character owners who don't realize "the internet does whatever it wants with 'your' intellectual property."

*runs off with kipsaris's Intellectual Property* oo! a butterfinger bar!
lol
but yeah gota agree with that..
plus people who get all pissy when they find out the site doesnt work 'their way'.

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I hate all the comments and I hate ALL the users.

Not really.

I really hate a certain person's comments that I see on every pony picture. Every time I see him, I have a urge to violently hump broken glass.

And creepy comments. Except Barbados' comments.

I miss him.

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furballs_dc said:
Girls calling themselves bronies. Wat.

Some use it as unisex, either because they don't know other term or because don't like the pegasister name.

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TheHuskyK9 said:
RP'ing in the comments

do I need to say something else?

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When someone brags on a DNP image that they are saving it.....every... single... time...

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Conker said:
When someone brags on a DNP image that they are saving it.....every... single... time...

That user, who shall not be named here, has been banned recently.

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NotMeNotYouMobile said:
That user, who shall not be named here, has been banned recently.

Eh, he wasn't the only one. Just the most vocal about it.

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Rocket_Corgi said:
Eh, he wasn't the only one. Just the most vocal about it.

Sometimes it only takes shooting the most vocal of the group to stop the rest.
:D

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Peekaboo said:
Any comment wars involving artists who refuse to learn/use TWYS because they're too dumb to understand it.

"But mai charakter is a herm xD"
"That's not how it works, you tag what you see."
"but i know its a herm dumbpass, im the fucking artist!1111!!!1"

this...so, many, times, THIS....
and all fucking avalible alterations of it.
i guess its abit of my ocd showing though that this sort of thing bothers me so bad? i like perfection!

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People who ban evade

seriously, what the hell is wrong with pahom? it's obvious when he comes back because he spams comments with "WHORE" in Russian, seems to have a severe grudge against me...

Sorry, I had to vent my pahom-induced anger.

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Renard_Queenston said:
People who ban evade

seriously, what the hell is wrong with pahom? it's obvious when he comes back because he spams comments with "WHORE" in Russian, seems to have a severe grudge against me...

Sorry, I had to vent my pahom-induced anger.

I did report it last night. If it actualy went through I don't know.

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Renard_Queenston said:
People who ban evade

seriously, what the hell is wrong with pahom? it's obvious when he comes back because he spams comments with "WHORE" in Russian, seems to have a severe grudge against me...

Sorry, I had to vent my pahom-induced anger.

Best option = Don't mention him and he'll leave

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furballs_dc said:
I did report it last night. If it actualy went through I don't know.

Yeah, he's out of our hair for now.

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Renard_Queenston said:
Yeah, he's out of our hair for now.

And back again. =>.<=

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Renard_Queenston said:
I jinxed it, didn't I?

It registered that account two days ago.

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Riversyde said:
Any comment by Brrbrrdrrs.

As well as LePepper. But we won't talk about him because he's an idiot.

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VolatileBadger said:
As well as LePepper. But we won't talk about him because he's an idiot.

you really have taken a personal interest in him, havent you?

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ippiki_ookami said:
you really have taken a personal interest in him, havent you?

Seems so, they even mentioned he-who-shall-not-be-named on their profile :v

On topic: Comments like "hot" over and over and over again on every single image they comment on. 1 worded comments just copy pasted over to the point where they are posting "ho" as they didnt copy the t. XD

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I hate all comments including my own.

Edit: I forgot that I especially hate comments that use emoticons like ;) Creeps me the fuck out.

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Patchi said:
I hate all comments including my own.

Edit: I forgot that I especially hate comments that use emoticons like ;) Creeps me the fuck out.

Yeah I hate that too patch ;) lol

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Conker said:
Yeah I hate that too patch ;) lol

But the avatar is cute :o

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Oh, I forgot to add that I cannot stand creepy comments. Especially ones that take about what they want to do to the character in the photo and so on.

I don't like many things. I'm a very bitter woman.

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Patchi said:
Oh, I forgot to add that I cannot stand creepy comments. Especially ones that take about what they want to do to the character in the photo and so on.

I don't like many things. I'm a very bitter woman.

*noms* Tastes like lemon. Yup, you bitter. Thin citrus skin and all. :P

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123easy said:
*noms* Tastes like lemon. Yup, you bitter. Thin citrus skin and all. :P

I think you mean sour if lemon flavored. :P

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furballs_dc said:
I think you mean sour if lemon flavored. :P

THe peel of citrus fruits is bitter. Try biting into aun unpeeled lemon or lime or orange one day, and you'll taste the bitterness immediately. Additionally, you can peel the fruit and consume it separately, then chew the peel for the bitter flavour. It's that bitter essence that we are actually trying to capture when we grate the zest and use it for baking, but moderated to be a light bitterness that we instead catagorize as "zesty" in conjunction with the other flavours inherant in the dish. this is why chocolate and orange zest work so well together, because they are both naturally bitter substances, so their flavours actually harmonize, and then balance with the addition of sugar and/or spice. Sometimes we even add a bittering agent to an alcoholic drink to enhance the flavour with bitterness (the additive is know as 'bitters', quaintly enough). Olives are another source of a naturally bitter taste. :)

This said, she definitely comes across as a bit of a grumpy sour-puss! *rimshot*

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123easy said:
*noms* Tastes like lemon. Yup, you bitter. Thin citrus skin and all. :P

Lemons are delicious. :<

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Patchi said:
Lemons are delicious. :<

So they are, so they are.
One of the things that tick me off on here is people going batshit Cuz they found something they think is gross or bad. I got one I found that I thought funny as hell, I'm fairly certain its someone trying to attack the artist by getting their art deleted.
https://e621.net/take_down/show/1948

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Patchi said:
Lemons are delicious. :<

Delicious, but bitter on the outside, until you get to the soft, sour-sweet juicy insides. Sorta like people. :3

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123easy said:
Delicious, but bitter on the outside, until you get to the soft, sour-sweet juicy insides. Sorta like people. :3

Murr! :3

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ippiki_ookami said:
some/any/everypony

god I wish I could ban for that...

<3

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ippiki_ookami said:
some/any/everypony

god I wish I could ban for that...

shit that makes me mad when they say it in the show.

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ippiki_ookami said:
some/any/everypony

god I wish I could ban for that...

  • what he said

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Sollux said:
shit that makes me mad when they say it in the show.

I noticed people complain about them switching to everyone and not everypony every now and than.

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ippiki_ookami said:
some/any/everypony

god I wish I could ban for that...

Don't forget everyfur, etc.

And people who replace fuck and sex with yiff and clop.

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Patchi said:
Don't forget everyfur, etc.

And people who replace fuck and sex with yiff and clop.

*twitch* Yiff, slightly less so, since it's generic furry word. Clop? Where's the flamethrower....?

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123easy said:
*twitch* Yiff, slightly less so, since it's generic furry word. Clop? Where's the flamethrower....?

*clop* *clop* *clop*

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ippiki_ookami said:
some/any/everypony

god I wish I could ban for that...

it's especially awful because there's literally 0 purpose to it, "body" is equally effective for ponies

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Halite said:
it's especially awful because there's literally 0 purpose to it, "body" is equally effective for ponies

"I'm a *special snowflake*!" is all I can think of. EDITNOTE: This is not JUST the *pony words, but yiff, clop, everyfur and the rest.

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I dislike yiff, clop doesn't bother me, just sounds odd. I really hate when people try to be funny and aren't, and I hate when some one is funny then someone else replies something unfunny

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Anything sexual on a gore pic.
Seems like something that could get the cops called on the poster.
Also implied serial killer.

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It always REALLY bothers me when people say "You couldn't do better so shut up!"

First off, you don't know me. It's entirely possible I could do better. Are people with artistic talent more qualified to be assholes?
Second, this is the most idiotic retort to criticism ever. You don't have to be a musician to be able to hear bad music, you don't have to be a chef to taste bad food, and you most DEFINITELY don't have to be an artist to know a thing or two about art.

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elad said:
It always REALLY bothers me when people say "You couldn't do better so shut up!"

First off, you don't know me. It's entirely possible I could do better. Are people with artistic talent more qualified to be assholes?
Second, this is the most idiotic retort to criticism ever. You don't have to be a musician to be able to hear bad music, you don't have to be a chef to taste bad food, and you most DEFINITELY don't have to be an artist to know a thing or two about art.

This is why, even though I hate how she goes about it and what she attempts to do, I defend people(like Anita Sarkeesian)'s right to criticise gaming even though they're not gamers.

Well said.

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123easy said:
This is why, even though I hate how she goes about it and what she attempts to do, I defend people(like Anita Sarkeesian)'s right to criticise gaming even though they're not gamers.

Well said.

Well really, SOME basis is necessary. The COMPLETE layman's opinion is useless :P

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Critic's opinions are 90% useless.
Too many of them feel that if they don't say something negative then they aren't doing their job.

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Halite said:
Critic's opinions are 90% useless.
Too many of them feel that if they don't say something negative then they aren't doing their job.

And 120% of statistics on the internet are made up. :P You do make a good point that too many of them feel that they have to be negative about something, though.

CamKitty said:
Well really, SOME basis is necessary. The COMPLETE layman's opinion is useless :P

Well, here's an example to refute it partially. It's not a completely true example, but one to show why I disagree.

If all you see are misogynistic games being produced, even though you don't play them at all you can still say that games are misogynist. Now, try to further criticize them, and you'll be hit or miss, certainly (most likely miss, without basis), but that doesn't mean that the original point, that games are misogynist, is useless (again, this is just part of the example, not me saying that this example is accurate).

A point less controversial would be asking a non-gamer what would get them into gaming, to try and get that non-gamer demographic. Certainly you need to make games that are fun and desired by your core audience as well, but not always. Different games for different demographics, after all.

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CamKitty said:
Well really, SOME basis is necessary. The COMPLETE layman's opinion is useless :P

To a degree. When it comes to art, if you're a fan of art, one tends to pick up information just through osmosis. Even the most novice can figure out that pencil sketches generally happen before inks. Now maybe you've never drawn a thing in your life, but if you see someone trying to do a smooth linework that didn't start as a sketch first, that's obviously legitimate criticism.
People who straight up hate art (and they do exist) clearly have no place making criticism because they have no basis to make it on. You'd almost never see this kind of people on an art community, though.

Bottom line is when you're making criticism, intelligence and clarity are your most useful tools. This can come from first hand experience or familiarity with the subject matter. Most importantly though, while most criticism is valid, none can be deemed 'correct'.

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