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Banned cause the day I like puns is the day I have a heart attack... wait my chest hurts

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Banned cause i'm writeing this while my roomate's grandma is DIRECTLY on my left while i'm on my laptop O.O

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Banned cause she asked me what I was doing and I said "talking to a tigeress I have never in person met" and her reaction was O.o WTF?!?!?!?!!! she actually said I must have a screw loose

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Banned cause yeah last night I watched wicked online lastnigh original cast Idina Menzel And Cristin Chenewith and i've seen it like a thousand times but I still sob watching it

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Banned cause dinner now Salsberry steak, mashed potatos and an IPA it would make me a bad Washingtonian if I didn't like india pale ale

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Banned cause

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All nighter freshman year of high school the day before band camp I was to exited to sleep and then met my BF we only saw eachother we didnt talk untill november and well the rest is history :)

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Banned cause :3 indeed... untill people learned what we did because of that history ;P

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Banned cause every year we would do something extremely kinky

sophmore year: I was trying to not use my feet while against the wall so pretty much levitaion

junior year: Piccolo + just saw American pie + trombone slide grease = you figure it out

Senior year: 8*8+6-1

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Banned cause i'm just so lucky sopohmore year I was only 93LBS and 5'3 I was easy to keep held up by the legs and boy did I not grow much hight and wieght wise :|

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Banned cause I should get Falve or Ratte to do me up a fursona so I can comission pics of me sucking tons of football players dicks while in marching uniform and deep throating insturment pieaces sugestivly :)

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Banned cause I won't forget getting jerked off by other band members or a representation of my High School band director who I kinda had a small crush on...

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Banned cause site near unusable for me tonight. SLOOOOWWEE

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Banned cause hey. *is chilling outside wearing only shorts* beautiful night.

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furballs_dc said:
Banned cause :3

Banned cause what did you think of the werid stuff I would commision if I was not so poor

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anon_X said:
Banned cause hey. *is chilling outside wearing only shorts* beautiful night.

Banned cause been raining all day now its like 39 deegrees

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Banned cause I win. 8:41 at night and still a nice 82 degrees. These are Lycra shorts btw- was bicycling today. Nice, tight, figure hugging, short Lycra.

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anon_X said:
Banned cause I win. 8:41 at night and still a nice 82 degrees. These are Lycra shorts btw- was bicycling today. Nice, tight, figure hugging, short Lycra.

Banned cause your getting me hard

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Banned cause I forgot to mention it's impossible to hide my package in these. And ATM I'm not trying... Does this make my ass look big? *flips on my stomach* mrr.. Good to relax.

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Banned cause *sits down next to you and begins massageing your back* this will help you "relax"

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Banned cause hell yes... *purrs loudly, resting my head on my arms* but... Some tension lower...

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Banned cause little lower... *trying to keep my breathing even, glad my front is hidden from view* nn... You're good at massaging...

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Banned cause yeep! Nn.. Good... *smiles and runs a finger along your thigh gingerly* if my shorts are in the way of this, go ahead and move em..

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Banned cause removes shorts and begins runing my hands up a third leg massageing that eventually graduating to slideing it into my mouth and moveing tounge around methodiclly as my head moves up and down

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