Hope you're prepared to pay child support.

Siriku said:
Quick, where's the abortion kit.

don't need one

FALCON PAWWWNCH!

Siriku said:
Quick, where's the abortion kit.

In my day, we called em' shirt hangers.

Flare said:
Hope you're prepared to pay child support.

i really lol'd tnx

In my day, we called 'em shotguns.

That's fucked, I'd stick with her.

Flare said:
Hope you're prepared to pay child support.

you win the most epic and funny comeback cookie!

Actually, there's this fantastic new thing called "morning after pill" but I suppose that's ignoring the fetish of forced/reluctant impregnation.

Yes, that is a fetish.
Lurk more.

ButchFaerie said:
Actually, there's this fantastic new thing called "morning after pill"....

What they said...

ButchFaerie said:
Actually, there's this fantastic new thing called "morning after pill"...

Don't you mean breakfast in bed?

Flare said:
Hope you're prepared to pay child support.

Wha'chu talkin' 'bout? It aint mine!

Mrbyakko said:
Wha'chu talkin' 'bout? It aint mine!

DNA TEST? WHAT IS THIS DNA....ITS JUST A BUNCH OF LETTERS D:< I dont trust no government letters

Hope your ready to become one of the biggest losers in life.

FURRIES, eh heh heh.

MAURY!

iwearpants said:
MAURY!

LOL YOU ARE THE FATHER XD

bad ideas are bad lol

Innocuous said:
Don't you mean breakfast in bed?

Win.

I would stay with her.

kalaslsl said:
I would stay with her.

Same,this is messed up how could this be a fetish? Oh wait I forgot about the even more messed up fetishes here

"who else but quagmire!"

Laughingman said:
"who else but quagmire!"

Fucking win

Who brings only five condoms? Honestly..

Lawl said:
Same,this is messed up how could this be a fetish? Oh wait I forgot about the even more messed up fetishes here

I can't understand the pregnancy thing at all :(

He came many times that night

Why doesn't he just pee in her butt?

Kavali said:
In my day, we called em' shirt hangers.

In my day it was going down to Mexico and have the local kids there hit ya like a piñata.

this looks like the beginning of a story in which they magically switch bodies or something, and he has to carry the baby.

Clear lines between fantasy and reality. Even the most depraved fantasies can be the work of a perfectly healthy mind. I masturbate to rape porn, does that mean I would actually rape a woman? Of course not, that's disgusting. The belief that those who enjoy this kind of fetish, or any other similar fetish must hate women is as absurd as saying that everyone who enjoys first person shooters must be closet serial killers.

FenrirUnleashed said:

who exactly are you talking to?

SlikSope said:
don't need one

FALCON PAWWWNCH!

both of you guys are fucked up for saying shit like that.

TheSpider said:
Quick, where's the abortion kit.

FenrirUnleashed said:
Clear lines between fantasy and reality. Even the most depraved fantasies can be the work of a perfectly healthy mind. I masturbate to rape porn, does that mean I would actually rape a woman? Of course not, that's disgusting. The belief that those who enjoy this kind of fetish, or any other similar fetish must hate women is as absurd as saying that everyone who enjoys first person shooters must be closet serial killers.

voted up because you have a brain that works, same here

ButchFaerie said:
Actually, there's this fantastic new thing called "morning after pill" but I suppose that's ignoring the fetish of forced/reluctant impregnation.

Yes, that is a fetish.
Lurk more.

except mornin after doesn't work 100%. You cam conceive prior.

fenrirunleashed said:
Clear lines between fantasy and reality. Even the most depraved fantasies can be the work of a perfectly healthy mind. I masturbate to rape porn, does that mean I would actually rape a woman? Of course not, that's disgusting. The belief that those who enjoy this kind of fetish, or any other similar fetish must hate women is as absurd as saying that everyone who enjoys first person shooters must be closet serial killers.

sorry, not sorry...

Illuminati confirmed.

I'll see myself out now.