BRUH SHE HAS A PISTOL WITH A SILENCER!!! I'm done I can't I have to much to live for I'm sorry

How can she be so very sweet and so very scary all at the same time? If I was him I wouldn't know if to stick around, see her again or run like hell. In fact I think I probably might be too afraid to run away

K, I love a night of hot passion as much as the next fellow, but I also like living. Buh bye.

she can be three things with that kind of weaponry one a highly train assassin two secret agent or three a black ops

I mean, all of that is legal and readily available in most states in the US, so I wouldn't call that cause for concern. The imminent throat slitting earlier is a much, much larger red flag.

Honestly, if I was in this situation; I would let my guard down and trust her. Other than my son who has probably forgotten about me, there's not much to lose if things go wrong. Really the worst that could happen is if we break up and she doesn't kill me. Granted I would make sure it wouldn't come to that by spending most of my time and mind on and with her. And hey, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt; a girl needs to have some sort of protection right? She probably isn't a psycho killer who shot down the last guy who had her heart right?
Please...

Ghost524 said:
Honestly, if I was in this situation; I would let my guard down and trust her. Other than my son who has probably forgotten about me, there's not much to lose if things go wrong. Really the worst that could happen is if we break up and she doesn't kill me. Granted I would make sure it wouldn't come to that by spending most of my time and mind on and with her. And hey, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt; a girl needs to have some sort of protection right? She probably isn't a psycho killer who shot down the last guy who had her heart right?
Please...

You haven't seen the other pictures of her have you?

How to know when the woman you're with is probably going to kill you:

1. Did she pick you up and take you to her home the first night you met? Not a killer guarantee, but women rarely do that.

2. Did her whole demeanor change, albeit briefly, at some point in the evening? You said or did something and hit her mental 'kill' trigger.

3. Did you stumble across weaponry in an unlikely place where no one would suspect it would be? Women kill men when the man is least expecting it.

Any one of those by itself might be okay, but all together? You're with a serial killer! Have a fun yet survivable evening!

tiamat5 said:
You haven't seen the other pictures of her have you?

I've only seen what's in this pool.

Wait a minute... "I've had worse stains on this carpet." O_O

Well shit...

ohp... yep....
she killed her husband.

WELL....
we all gotta die sometime
fuck it ride that train till it crashes man!

dragonspinner11 said:
she can be three things with that kind of weaponry one a highly train assassin two secret agent or three a black ops

She owns a bar. My guess is, she more than likely is a mob boss.

CaptainFishSticks said:
She owns a bar. My guess is, she more than likely is a mob boss.

If she is, I'd imagine she'd carry a better caliber than .22.

At least she has a .38 special snubby.

Might want to ask her for her last name. If it's Smith, I suggest being blunt and ask to join in her hobby/work. Leaving means you'll probably be hunted and killed.

Oh shit, not a CURLING IRON

Mad_Dok said:
Might want to ask her for her last name. If it's Smith, I suggest being blunt and ask to join in her hobby/work. Leaving means you'll probably be hunted and killed.

I love that movie.

Get it? She said find the biscuits, and he found pistols, and "biscuit" is a slang term for pistol??

I get it.

post #1354273

I mean, honestly, who the fuck cares? I’d stay. HELL YEAH, I’D STAY.

GangsterChicken said:

Yeah, a gun isn't much of an issue... but when it has a silencer?
If you have a pistol for self defence, why would you need a silencer?

Because firing a gun indoors is incredibly loud. People also have the wrong idea about suppressors, thinking they make them silent. They don't. They simply make them a little quieter, making you less likely to permanently damage your ears when firing one, especially indoors, where trapped sound reverberates and causes for more ear damage.

Qualske98 said:
BRUH SHE HAS A PISTOL WITH A SILENCER!!! I'm done I can't I have to much to live for I'm sorry

You can't have too much to live for? Nice

Qualske98 said:
BRUH SHE HAS A PISTOL WITH A SILENCER!!! I'm done I can't I have to much to live for I'm sorry

One needs to be slightly more worried if she had a pistol with a loudener :D

I'd still stay tbh. She's too much of a keeper. Sweet and sexy. And we already know what triggers her so it's easy to avoid pressing the wrong buttons around her. I would totally take my chances. Especially if I were down on my luck like Zebra Dad.

IndigoHeat said:
If she is, I'd imagine she'd carry a better caliber than .22.

At least she has a .38 special snubby.

She DOES have great taste in guns...the revolver is a Smith & Wesson Model 60 (stainless steel), and the other is a blued S&W Model 39 (9MM). The suppressor/silencer...also known as a "low-signature device" looks to be a custom accessory. A must-have item, if fired indoors without ear protection (please...don't ask me how I know)...

I thought it was a horse dildo in the thumbnail

indigoheat said:
If she is, I'd imagine she'd carry a better caliber than .22.

At least she has a .38 special snubby.

I figured it out with the Mk. 22 MOD 0 on the sides... That handgun is a MK 22 Hush Puppy... a very VERY quiet 9x19 mm suppressed handgun... so its not exactly .22 LR

furry4ever said:
She DOES have great taste in guns...the revolver is a Smith & Wesson Model 60 (stainless steel), and the other is a blued S&W Model 39 (9MM). The suppressor/silencer...also known as a "low-signature device" looks to be a custom accessory. A must-have item, if fired indoors without ear protection (please...don't ask me how I know)...

You got that right... That handgun is also a custom model of the 39 which is the MK 22 Hush Puppy MOD 0... a special Navy SOCOM weapon.... what i want to know is what is she doing with an old bit of SOCOM/SEALS kit

Not where I'd store them but to each their own.

Pfff, like that would scare me. It'd actually give me more subjects for a talk. I'm a huge gun nerd so I could just go 'Oh, nice guns. A lady had to protect herself, ay?' I ain't scared of her killing me, it's easily deductable she killed her husband in self defense. And I ain't big enough of a guy to harm her, so I'm safe. And so is the Zebra boy, he didn't hurt his Ex and is nice to out Lady so he' s safe.