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ZombieFX
BlockedNobody would care about his grade in this situation...
in fact, i think some (*caugh*) would even make it worse to get that a chance on extra credit :)
UnzariUmaWuffy
MemberOh my god, he's... Handsome! xwx
Elfyass
MemberI'd love to pass an oral test on him wink wonk
Shana123
Memberits obvious he's a math teacher, he wants you to find the length of his shaft and the circumference of his knot.
sonja
Memberroll for anal circumference
AxisAngles
MemberThe math checks out just fine lol.
Assuming 3D vectors, a and b, the square of the minimal quaternion rotation, q2 (q squared), which transforms vector a into vector b through left multiplication, q*a = b, is given as follows:
q2's w, x, y, and z are the real, and three complex coefficients of the quaternion
q2w = ax*bx + ay*by + az*bz
q2x = ay*bz - az*by
q2y = az*bx - ax*bz
q2z = ax*by - ay*bx
the w component is clearly (a dot b)
the xyz components are (a cross b)
In order to get the rotation, q, from the square rotation, q2, we can add 1 and unitize.
This simplifies into q = sqrt(q2) = (q2 + 1)/sqrt(2*(q2w + 1))
furry4ever
MemberFrom the foregoing, we can conclude that:
1. He has a BIG dick. And
2. He has a BIG knot.
Class dismissed...
user 276881
MemberAmazing. Just... wow. Seriously.
LustfulDesy
MemberI've been a bad boy mister...why don't you teach me a lesson 😘
user 153547
Member*cue the cheesy porn music*
user 163504
MemberI would rather know the displacement volume if you know what I mean.
user 112366
MemberAnything is a lollipop if you want it to be.
Sarah-Miller
MemberI've been a bad student, you have to punish me.
themoonkey
Membertru. meanwhile, i failed linear algebra cause i'm stupid af
Alyx McConville
MemberDon't tempt him. He can probably give you an accurate answer just from this image alone.
ZIP-22
Memberhmm interesting..
ShamefulAccount12345
BlockedThis picture made me bi.
Furryballs0123
MemberNeeeeeerd...........👍
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