I like that belt.

Behold! Straight from the makers of ankle bracelets and hair clips that just sit on your hair and don't actually hold any of it in place...The most pointless belt to ever exist! It holds nothing, it has no purpose, it just sits on your waist and looks good! You'll get all the ladies without question! Just ask this happy customer and his friend! Er...When they're done, I guess.

YesThisIsName said:
Behold! Straight from the makers of ankle bracelets and hair clips that just sit on your hair and don't actually hold any of it in place...The most pointless belt to ever exist! It holds nothing, it has no purpose, it just sits on your waist and looks good! You'll get all the ladies without question! Just ask this happy customer and his friend! Er...When they're done, I guess.

If it gets you laid, it's fulfilling a purpose. ;)

yesthisisname said:
Behold! Straight from the makers of ankle bracelets and hair clips that just sit on your hair and don't actually hold any of it in place...The most pointless belt to ever exist! It holds nothing, it has no purpose, it just sits on your waist and looks good! You'll get all the ladies without question! Just ask this happy customer and his friend! Er...When they're done, I guess.

You can clip stuff onto it, like a lightsaber! :D