And remember kids, if your parents suggest you 'try darkness' for Halloween this year, they ARE trying to get you run over by a car. So eat all your candy as soon as you get it, and feel free to go inside strangers' houses, cuz you don't wanna see what their backup plan is if you make it home safely.
And make no mistake, we will run you over. We have a van.
This has been an important public service announcement by your Neighborhood Watch Committee, reminding you that necrophilia is still illegal! Thank you.

GarethGobulcoque said:
And remember kids, if your parents suggest you 'try darkness' for Halloween this year, they ARE trying to get you run over by a car. So eat all your candy as soon as you get it, and feel free to go inside strangers' houses, cuz you don't wanna see what their backup plan is if you make it home safely.
And make no mistake, we will run you over. We have a van.
This has been an important public service announcement by your Neighborhood Watch Committee, reminding you that necrophilia is still illegal! Thank you.

I think that's the best Halloween comment I've seen all month.

GarethGobulcoque said:
And remember kids, if your parents suggest you 'try darkness' for Halloween this year, they ARE trying to get you run over by a car. So eat all your candy as soon as you get it, and feel free to go inside strangers' houses, cuz you don't wanna see what their backup plan is if you make it home safely.
And make no mistake, we will run you over. We have a van.
This has been an important public service announcement by your Neighborhood Watch Committee, reminding you that necrophilia is still illegal! Thank you.

How are you gonna run them over when their lazy ass parents are in the car following right behind them?

And anyway, if today's parents have gotten more creative than Pixie Sticks and cyanide, it'll make for an interesting distraction from the presidential election.

Bakumaru said:
How are you gonna run them over when their lazy ass parents are in the car following right behind them?

And anyway, if today's parents have gotten more creative than Pixie Sticks and cyanide, it'll make for an interesting distraction from the presidential election.

I'd actually rather watch either one of those two corporate scumbags get sworn in live then hear about kids getting killed on Halloween on the news...