Totally. During a game of hockey where even the clothes make fairly loud noises from time to time when moving, the sound of a puck getting "slapped" is extremely loud for pros and blades are constantly carving through layers of ice.

He totally heard you girls talking at a medium tone behind some thick protective panel siding and glass about how badly you want to fuck him.

Cynosure said:
Totally. During a game of hockey where even the clothes make fairly loud noises from time to time when moving, the sound of a puck getting "slapped" is extremely loud for pros and blades are constantly carving through layers of ice.

He totally heard you girls talking at a medium tone behind some thick protective panel siding and glass about how badly you want to fuck him.

This guy plays hockey.

Cynosure said:
Totally. During a game of hockey where even the clothes make fairly loud noises from time to time when moving, the sound of a puck getting "slapped" is extremely loud for pros and blades are constantly carving through layers of ice.

He totally heard you girls talking at a medium tone behind some thick protective panel siding and glass about how badly you want to fuck him.

He must have felt a disturbance in the force...

Cynosure said:
Totally. During a game of hockey where even the clothes make fairly loud noises from time to time when moving, the sound of a puck getting "slapped" is extremely loud for pros and blades are constantly carving through layers of ice.

He totally heard you girls talking at a medium tone behind some thick protective panel siding and glass about how badly you want to fuck him.

Oh man...I can't believe this porn comic is unrealistic! Damn it, now I can't enjoy it! Oh well.

Duffin said:
Oh man...I can't believe this porn comic is unrealistic! Damn it, now I can't enjoy it! Oh well.

Relax. Tiger senses.

midna said:
This guy plays hockey.

I'm not a sports guy. My cousin plays it I went to one of his games once. Sometimes you can barely hear the person next to you in the stands let alone a person on the ice.

So is this Canadian porn then?

Cynosure said:
Totally. During a game of hockey where even the clothes make fairly loud noises from time to time when moving, the sound of a puck getting "slapped" is extremely loud for pros and blades are constantly carving through layers of ice.

He totally heard you girls talking at a medium tone behind some thick protective panel siding and glass about how badly you want to fuck him.

Duffin said:
Oh man...I can't believe this porn comic is unrealistic! Damn it, now I can't enjoy it! Oh well.

I'm not sure if you noticed but he's a Tiger. A large cat with incredible hearing. So I'm sure he did and actually IS realistic. Every time I look in the comments I see complaints on this thing and the next. FOR FCK SAKES PEOPLE! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE PORN! DONT LIKE IT? FUCK OFF THEN!😠😠😠

MaxTheWolf said:
-mumbling-

It's not about the animals ability to hear something far away, it's about them being able to isolate sounds. I don't care how good your hearing is, if I clang pots and pans next to your ear while your mom talks to you from across the table you won't hear a single word she's saying.

Same goes for someone skating on ice, dealing with the noise of other players, their own clothing, the sound of their skates, the sound of the crowd yelling, along with the stick itself being rather loud depending on what it's touching (ice/puck) They're behind protective paneling talking in a medium tone. Compared to the other noises around him, they may as well not even be talking. He cannot hear them. That and the fact that it's kinda a joke, I know you missed it because it flew right over your head but if you look behind you - you can see the joke flying off into the distance.

But sure I guess, you could also get angry and write in caps lock shoving 3 swear words into a single sentence with all the lack of awareness I've come to expect from people on the internet.

Sorrowless said:
Relax. Tiger senses.

-.- I was being facetious.