OH FUCK SCORPION VAGINA IS THE BEST! - Fox McCloud.

eh.. hell no, if u cant pleased the scorpion then she has a point for u to come across

And now you all noticed that the scorpion's stinger is backwards.

nekkofox said:
And now you all noticed that the scorpion's stinger is backwards.

I think the people that designed this did it on purpose, so as the stinger is positioned to strike him in the back, which I think was the hidden message in this ad.

nekkofox said:
And now you all noticed that the scorpion's stinger is backwards.

No that's right. The stinger bends upwards when the scorpion is upright, so that it can dig the needle under other insects [or even other scorpion] exoskeletons.

Fuck, your right. CURSE THESE GOOGLY EYES.

*drools* :c

Ok that is not right. Doesn't the female scorpion kind her mate afterwords?

Did anyone else fap to this?

deadjackal said:
Did anyone else fap to this?

.......y....yes.... *cries*

Arcanine09 said:
OH FUCK SCORPION VAGINA IS THE BEST! - Fox McCloud.

When Did-- Eeh... Never Mind... -_-

Well... This is Nightmare Fuel? Srsly? XD

Did anyone else think of splice the second they saw this?
Also, I lol'd at the AIDES in the corner.

deadjackal said:
Did anyone else fap to this?

Is that a question you really want answered?

What is this shit..

I'm going to go ahead and guess that this is some sort of std awareness ad. Something like "If you're not using a condom you might as well be fucking a pissed off scorpion".

I just noticed that guy has one round, shapely ass.

Rough translation:
Without a condom, you could give AIDS to someone you love. Protect yourself.

The ad is more along the lines of "With out a condom, you don't know what you're really sleeping with."

TheDarthFurry said:
The ad is more along the lines of "With out a condom, you don't know what you're really sleeping with."

Even with a condom there are times I don't know what I am sleeping with.

deadjackal said:
Even with a condom there are times I don't know what I am sleeping with.

Hehe ROFL XD

Oh, my Christ. Is this an actual French condoms ad?

Its for an addin eroupe on hepatitus C

Fed said:
Rough translation:
Without a condom, you could give AIDS to someone you love. Protect yourself.

Not quite. It's "Without a condom, AIDS is what you're making love to. Protect yourself."

Alphonse said:
I just noticed that guy has one round, shapely ass.

Well on a positive not,I agree with Alphonse. His ass is very nice.

Alphonse said:
I just noticed that guy has one round, shapely ass.

That was the first thing I noticed.

why does this have the fallout_3 tag?

Radscorpions and Giant Radscorpions are in that game. That's _about_ the scale of a Giant...might be a little bit small for one.

trevorlanch said:
I'm going to go ahead and guess that this is some sort of std awareness ad. Something like "If you're not using a condom you might as well be fucking a pissed off scorpion".

Well when it comes down to it- If you say some other girls name you might as well fuck a pissed off scorpion.

That guy's feet are fucking dirty.

Years ago, there was an aids ad. Showed a cartoon guy waking up naked in a hotel room. Oh, no. You went to a bar, got loaded and ended up naked in someones room. Now you have aids. Phew, cartoon guys don't get aids, but real people do get aids. Don't be stupid! Use a condom!

This is pretty much like every relationship I have ever had.

Sablelieger said:
I think the people that designed this did it on purpose, so as the stinger is positioned to strike him in the back, which I think was the hidden message in this ad.

Every time I look at this all I can think about is the sensation of that thing stricking his back and piercing into his spine. :/ Somehow it makes this ad's standard intention more effective than the cunnilingus spider one...

deadjackal said:
Did anyone else fap to this?

*Slowly raises hand with sad face*

deadjackal said:
Did anyone else fap to this?

Let me be the first to say that I came.
And I am happy.

deadjackal said:
Did anyone else fap to this?

I will be gladly the first to say: No! HELL NO! This is just... wow. I mean like, really? This is the kinda stuff they'll put in ads now? Well at least 4 years ago. Wow. And I am being serious and honest right now. This pic is a turn-off so I did not fap to this nore did I cum to it. At. All.

Battle_Fennec said:
OH FUCK SCORPION VAGINA IS THE BEST! - Fox McCloud.

Why Fox?

Battle_Fennec said:
OH FUCK SCORPION VAGINA IS THE BEST! - Fox McCloud.

I already forgot where I got this from lol.

Matt said:
I will be gladly the first to say: No! HELL NO! This is just... wow. I mean like, really? This is the kinda stuff they'll put in ads now? Well at least 4 years ago. Wow. And I am being serious and honest right now. This pic is a turn-off so I did not fap to this nore did I cum to it. At. All.

what are you, gay?
i could get off to fucking a scorpion.

it's pretty hot imo.

I'd fuck a scorpion with every tip from cosmo magazine.

every tip

This is an actual ad?

._.

You better hope your dick is good enough.

Well this is definitely photo manipulation but it has taught me something. I really need to stop clicking on random I keep seeing weird stuff that is trying to break my brain. Honestly I think I prefer the nightmare fuel tag to something that I could not even imagine that has no specific tag to it.