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MNP92
Member10-1 It's a kiss
Critical Stiban
MemberNo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no please don't do this to me!
tiamat5
BlockedI mean shit. She is going to give him a heart attack at this rate.
Queen Tyr'ahnee
JanitorI bet it's his wallet or his pack of cigarettes, so before he goes she lights one of them for him like back at the bar.
Marcasaur
MemberI bet its a gun.
Rotor
MemberNooo! Let it just be a kiss!
Mortox
MemberMaybe her Number.
Or a Bullet.
ItstheWulff
MemberEverything at this exact MOMENT can be possible
EmperorJurai
Member"Is it normal for your heart to sound like a weed eater? Cause mine sure sounds like one right now!"
Plejman
Member"A bullet in your head." Pls Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Acolyte
BlockedZebras do pretty well, dodging lions on the savannah. Let's see if his pudgy ass can dodge a bullet.
UristMcLurker
MemberAll these people worried. M8, if she was going to kill him he would never have made it to the front door, she would've just put a bullet in him and gone to get lunch.
She doesn't fuck around.
prokura
Memberher number he forgot to get her number for the date for sure
poopjuice
MemberI'll take that bet
Grumpus
MemberYeah, probably her number (or a spare key).
It'd be great if sometime after all this happens she's making herself another coffee and stumbles on her own silenced gun, then thinks back to the shave, then realises why he was so skittish. Top it off with a "this is why they never call back" into a facepalm, only for the phone to ring and for zebdad to awkwardly ask how she's doing~
no name
BlockedRest of the story plz?
Nesocintosh
Memberthese are all leading up to my prediction.
coolhandluke0923
MemberThat would have been funny.
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