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GhostDaddyZach
MemberThat's why you shouldn't try to be a chicken.
deathrage254
MemberThe guy look SO done,like this happens all the time, "fuckin moose ass bitch thinkin he a god damn chicken making me fist an egg out his ass"
UristMcLurker
MemberMan, I would hate to work in ER in a furry universe.
You would see SO much weird shit.
Circeus
Blockedwell, at least you'd love to know someone who works in an ER, because they would have the BEST stories
little timmy
MemberI knew someone who put an egg in their ass
Tirek
MemberDon't worry, real ER doctors see plenty of odd things.
Hexadecimammoth
MemberI was just about to respond to that with some factual knowledge about myself, but then laughed at myself and said "how about let's not"
Hexadecimammoth
MemberI think I'd like to work in an ER for the furry universe, as long as the "furries can shove anything up their anus of any size without any negative side effects" rule applies, that is, cause then I'd have the funny stories to tell
for example:
"How did it get stuck inside you?"
"I slipped and fell on it"
"You slipped and fell onto a sex toy?"
"...yes"
"It's literally as big as you, possibly a little bigger"
"Well...yeah"
"And you still stand by the 'slipped and fell' story?"
"That's what happened!"
"Well, you are a fox..."
Of course there might be funnier scenarios but this one seemed like the most obvious thing that would happen, possibly even the most common thing considering it's the furry universe I'm talking about
Sorry for the wall of text
little timmy
Memberlol
XabinOtter
MemberThat looks like the moose from this pic series: https://e621.net/pool/show/10771 The description for that said that he used a smaller egg toy before using a huge egg toy, so this is probably the aftermath...
user 153547
Memberat first I thought this was prostate fondling...
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