That's why you shouldn't try to be a chicken.

The guy look SO done,like this happens all the time, "fuckin moose ass bitch thinkin he a god damn chicken making me fist an egg out his ass"

Man, I would hate to work in ER in a furry universe.
You would see SO much weird shit.

UristMcLurker said:
Man, I would hate to work in ER in a furry universe.
You would see SO much weird shit.

well, at least you'd love to know someone who works in an ER, because they would have the BEST stories

I knew someone who put an egg in their ass

UristMcLurker said:
Man, I would hate to work in ER in a furry universe.
You would see SO much weird shit.

Don't worry, real ER doctors see plenty of odd things.

snoopbiddydoop said:
I knew someone who put an egg in their ass

I was just about to respond to that with some factual knowledge about myself, but then laughed at myself and said "how about let's not"

UristMcLurker said:
Man, I would hate to work in ER in a furry universe.
You would see SO much weird shit.

I think I'd like to work in an ER for the furry universe, as long as the "furries can shove anything up their anus of any size without any negative side effects" rule applies, that is, cause then I'd have the funny stories to tell

for example:

"How did it get stuck inside you?"

"I slipped and fell on it"

"You slipped and fell onto a sex toy?"

"...yes"

"It's literally as big as you, possibly a little bigger"

"Well...yeah"

"And you still stand by the 'slipped and fell' story?"

"That's what happened!"

"Well, you are a fox..."

Of course there might be funnier scenarios but this one seemed like the most obvious thing that would happen, possibly even the most common thing considering it's the furry universe I'm talking about

Sorry for the wall of text

LoneNightFury said:
I was just about to respond to that with some factual knowledge about myself, but then laughed at myself and said "how about let's not"

lol

That looks like the moose from this pic series: https://e621.net/pool/show/10771 The description for that said that he used a smaller egg toy before using a huge egg toy, so this is probably the aftermath...

at first I thought this was prostate fondling...