.______.

omg o3o too cute

Ok.... just because you tried your best to flirt talk with me.

You know how long I've wanted to hear something like this?
I mean, I thought I'd have to wait for the Renaissance Fair to come to Brooklyn.

This is too fantastic not to use as an avatar. Lewd cat pones are great.

Godfight57 said:
She meant to say fellatio

It's literally the present/past tense for fellatio... literally saying she's gonna suck your dick :I

Thy pants hath dropped. Awaiting fellatio.

Er... aren't I supposed to buy you a dinner first or something?

Smooth...

embergale said:
It's literally the present/past tense for fellatio... literally saying she's gonna suck your dick :I

so she ment something really good

Awwwwwhh, peewee Luna think's she's threatening.

Must boop ._.

dracotay said:
Must boop ._.

In this case you might have more booping options than using your hands. Just sayin.

I can't even

Whoa, whoa. Not so angry all yah had to do was ask.....

Instructions were unclear, Dick somehow stuck in ceiling fan.

Ok.

"Has't"? As in, prepare my penis for something that's already happening to it?

Jeez, OP, learn your antiquated Middle English singular second-person verb conjugation.

HarryDevil said:
"Has't"? As in, prepare my penis for something that's already happening to it?

Jeez, OP, learn your antiquated Middle English singular second-person verb conjugation.

I was literally just about to post, "Wow, Luna's so embarrassed her Early Modern Equestrian is even worse than normal."

Seriously, that is the worst EME very grammar I've ever seen. Drop the -th's from literally every verb that has it, and make "has't" (WTF?) "have" and we're good, I think.

On a side note, I would have thought this image would have had a Questionable rating. Explicit language, after all.

MalusCorvus said:
I was literally just about to post, "Wow, Luna's so embarrassed her Early Modern Equestrian is even worse than normal."

Seriously, that is the worst EME very grammar I've ever seen. Drop the -th's from literally every verb that has it, and make "has't" (WTF?) "have" and we're good, I think.

On a side note, I would have thought this image would have had a Questionable rating. Explicit language, after all.

If only there was a third person willing to get involved in this conversation, acting like a documentary narrator describing two Anglophiles meeting in the wild for the first time.

i mean ok but im still gonna watch TV. I wont stop you tho, carry on.

"Funny and cute":www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

ConsciousDonkey said:
Er... aren't I supposed to buy you a dinner first or something?

DO THY DARETH OBJECT THY ROYAL HIGHNESS REQUEST!?! (Couldn't resist m8)

SunKnight said:
Instructions were unclear, Dick somehow stuck in ceiling fan.

You owe me a coffee.

SunKnight said:
Instructions were unclear, Dick somehow stuck in ceiling fan.

That comment made my day XD

TyronWB said:
.______.

My exact reaction if she said that to me in real life! XD

Yes Ma'am!

lol
she's too smol though.

You will get ready for the Zib Zab and the Bibbidy Bobbedy and for the most splendiferous puddin pop you've ever seen.

I'm not bringing out my penis for something this small.

ConsciousDonkey said:
Er... aren't I supposed to buy you a dinner first or something?

Lightstorm21 said:
DO THY DARETH OBJECT THY ROYAL HIGHNESS REQUEST!?! (Couldn't resist m8)

Precicely... It sounds like she's already asking for a very specific dinner, if you catch my drift~

ConsciousDonkey said:
Er... aren't I supposed to buy you a dinner first or something?

Normally, yes. But when a princess demands to fellate thy penis, it's generally considered pretty rude to question it.

she so damn cute rofl

With gusto.

Prepare to have thy snootle booped!

I have considered thy proposal of such acts; however I must decline to do as you insist, for thee are not worthy enough to receive the phallus of the Great and Mighty Syderen.

I imagine that this is what it would've sounded like had Shakespeare written porn dialogue.

DRN1337_lucario said:
You will get ready for the Zib Zab and the Bibbidy Bobbedy and for the most splendiferous puddin pop you've ever seen.
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*Bill Cosby Intensifies*

Godfight57 said:
She meant to say fellatio

Fellatio'd?
Doesnt sound right. Good try tho.

Beholdthe ye olde butcherede englishe!

HarryDevil said:
If only there was a third person willing to get involved in this conversation, acting like a documentary narrator describing two Anglophiles meeting in the wild for the first time.

Ah, and here we have the two anglophiles in their natural habitat.
See how their mating ritual involves correcting Shakespeare era Middle English? Watch as they dance to the tune of the TH.

I tried.

Way too funny xD Even with people pointing out unnecessary flaws, the c
omments really add to this

DominaeAlicia said:
Ah, and here we have the two anglophiles in their natural habitat.
See how their mating ritual involves correcting Shakespeare era Middle English? Watch as they dance to the tune of the TH.

I tried.

God damn it, you bet me to it

FurryFuch said:
i mean ok but im still gonna watch TV. I wont stop you tho, carry on.

Why don't you act your age

dropeth
drop

prepareth
prepare

hast
have

And the word "fellate" appears to be a 20th century coinage.

Do your research yo

CelestialRainicorn said:
I'm not bringing out my penis for something this small.

Mine is already ready and waiting.

Laugh out loud, cute, you made me giggle.

Daruqe said:
dropeth
drop

prepareth
prepare

hast
have

And the word "fellate" appears to be a 20th century coinage.

Do your research yo

Read that again... Real slow like...

Lightstorm21 said:
DO THY DARETH OBJECT THY ROYAL HIGHNESS REQUEST!?! (Couldn't resist m8)

*highness'

When flirting goes wrong

HarryDevil said:
If only there was a third person willing to get involved in this conversation, acting like a documentary narrator describing two Anglophiles meeting in the wild for the first time.

MalusCorvus said:
I was literally just about to post, "Wow, Luna's so embarrassed her Early Modern Equestrian is even worse than normal."

Seriously, that is the worst EME very grammar I've ever seen. Drop the -th's from literally every verb that has it, and make "has't" (WTF?) "have" and we're good, I think.

On a side note, I would have thought this image would have had a Questionable rating. Explicit language, after all.

Here we have 2 wild Anglophiles, communicating with each other about "has't" it is a very extraordinary ritual, never seen before. Let us watch, before they notice us.

I tried

Alkawulf said:
Read that again... Real slow like...

Ppl just decide to downvote random comments I swear. Also I don't get your point.

I mean... I'm a girl but... Anything for Luna!

P.S. Try learning something new, effective here, but don't scream this on the streets!

Uhh

Dies laughing

AellaLilis said:
Ah, and here we have the two anglophiles in their natural habitat.
See how their mating ritual involves correcting Shakespeare era Middle English? Watch as they dance to the tune of the TH.

I tried.

Damn it, I read that in zefrank1's voice.

Aww so cute i want hug her

What do you mean "relearn"? Thats the perfect pickup line.

sunka_isna said:

Precicely... It sounds like she's already asking for a very specific dinner, if you catch my drift~

I thought she wanted a 3:00 ramen cup roasted over a spit at midnight then broiled in a century old blessed pot made of iron in a microwave for 24 hours all while said ramen cup was unopened

vinylleaf said:
lol
she's too smol though.

I'm Asian.

sunknight said:
Instructions were unclear, Dick somehow stuck in ceiling fan.

That means you did something right, Now turn the fan on it's highest setting

godfight57 said:
Ok.... just because you tried your best to flirt talk with me.

She flirts well.

She says that then "Luna: wait,what exactly are pants?.. or pantaloons?" (Mlp series has not pants,there,pants are nonexistent)