"Take a cruise, see the Fjords!" they said.
"It's the most relaxing trip in the world!" they said.

"SURELY YOU WON'T DIE A WATERY DEATH BECAUSE OF AN UNEXPECTED CENTAURMECH/DRAGON BATTLE."

assholes.

I'm thinking about the people in the car, "sat nav says road blocked ahead, I wonder what that could... Oh, hell..."

Like a taur Pacific Rim(job)

Acolyte said:
"Take a cruise, see the Fjords!" they said.
"It's the most relaxing trip in the world!" they said.

"SURELY YOU WON'T DIE A WATERY DEATH BECAUSE OF AN UNEXPECTED CENTAURMECH/DRAGON BATTLE."

assholes.

At this point as the Capitan of that ship, I wouldn't care what happened, I would just try to get the fuck out of there.

It was at that moment that the cruise line knew they fucked up.

rhyolite said:
I'm thinking about the people in the car, "sat nav says road blocked ahead, I wonder what that could... Oh, hell..."

"*TOOT TOOT* MOVE YO FAT ASS, TRYING TO DRIVE HERE!"

newbkitteh said:
"*TOOT TOOT* MOVE YO FAT ASS, TRYING TO DRIVE HERE!"

found the American tourists XD