Yo Idrin! Did you see the new yoga instructor, Ova Desso, on the third floor? I get horny thinking about that fruitbat! Did you think about screwing with that goddess? After me, that is!

Yeah mate. I had sex with a bushytailed antelope slut once...Their holes are similar, and they are nice and tight. They're used to that skinny antelope penis, got it?

I've seen them! Fishpoles, heehee! I think I'm in big trouble with my "big thick bamboo stick." Hehehe!

You'll be sorry, hehe. They hate it. One time, I was fucking the same antelope doggystyle. I got carried away and grabbed her horns, mate. She turned around and stuck them in my chest! I almost died fucking.

So true! So, when they take a guy with a nice thick kangaroo cock, imagine that...all that hard meat in a tight hole! It's the best of both worlds, mate! They'll love you instantly. Just don't grab their horns.

I'd rather get stabbed than wank, heeheehee. I'm going to see if you're telling the truth. Let's see who can stick it in first: Whaddya think? The winner can call himself Mr. Mention!

(Note: Mr. Mention is a Jamaican Raggae Artist known for highly sexual lyrics.)