milftails (mythology and etc) created by unknown artist
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  • I love the idea of these laconic little snippets that exhibit personalities that are hard to summarize, but even the best of these are just ill-defined and more constricting than clever.

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  • I can't decide who I like better:
    Venudad "Remember son, ya gotta wrap it before you tap it"

    or Charidad "Someone stole your lunch money? Good. Pussy."

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  • i have no clue im sorta a mix :o hate to say it but i also have no concept of time damn you slow dad :o think i'll be more like venudad lazy as fuck but will take intrest in my kids life :p

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  • They forgot Dragonite Dad! He's the dad who just wants to spend time with his son, but said son never gives him the time of day.

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  • I'd be Arcanine Dude, since I've stopped fights and arguments just by being around. My little sis would be Vulpsis, and my little brother would be a mix of eeveebro and Charmson, since I'm apparently his idol or something, and cuz I'm the only one in my family that will make time to hang out with him...and of course, my little sister has to always tag along...

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  • lucool11 said:
    I wish I had a Dratisis and a Milftails mom.

    ..That really says something about me, doesn't it? -_-"

    Maybe

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