Not that i really object to these; but am i the only one who want to see the Eeveelutions in more bad-ass images, and not just as sexual objects?

Not the only one! you see that pic by blackfury of flareon munchin on some fresh,bloody leafeon? That is pretty sweet. IDK about you but i think lucario would look sweet with guns, especially a m134 minigun. I can see it now, the shells flying everywhere, the look of hatered/glory on his face, covered in the blood of his kills, going crazy packin 3,000 rpm into attacking timesplitters, YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH! Frickin more epic than The glitch mob on full blast!