H. Caldwell Tanner seems to be unaware that Mario was, in fact, a carpenter, originally.

equimanthorn said:
H. Caldwell Tanner seems to be unaware that Mario was, in fact, a carpenter, originally.

plumber*

ExplosiveBlaziken said:
plumber*

ninja*

ExplosiveBlaziken said:
plumber*

Look it up. He was a carpenter, originally. That profession was chosen because it worked with the construction site setting of the original Donkey Kong

equimanthorn said:
Look it up. He was a carpenter, originally. That profession was chosen because it worked with the construction site setting of the original Donkey Kong

also in those glory days he was known as jumpman

mikaroni89 said:
also in those glory days he was known as jumpman

And Donkey Kong was his pet ape, who took Pauline because Mario or Jumpman mistreated him

equimanthorn said:
And Donkey Kong was his pet ape, who took Pauline because Mario or Jumpman mistreated him

But then Mario met Peach and left for the Mushroom Kingdom, leaving Donkey Kong to become nothing more than muscle under the Shadow Don Ganondorf while Pauline became a bartender for King Dedede. Wait, wrong story.

Zurr said:
But then Mario met Peach and left for the Mushroom Kingdom, leaving Donkey Kong to become nothing more than muscle under the Shadow Don Ganondorf while Pauline became a bartender for King Dedede. Wait, wrong story.

Actually, Donkey Kong had a kid, and Mario kidnapped Donkey Kong from the kid. The kid had to save him from Mario. That's the only time that Mario has ever been the bad guy

equimanthorn said:
Actually, Donkey Kong had a kid, and Mario kidnapped Donkey Kong from the kid. The kid had to save him from Mario. That's the only time that Mario has ever been the bad guy

*Whoosh*

He was referring to There Will Be Brawl. To be fair it's a pretty obscure reference.