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Other pilots in my wwII fighter pilot squadron: *paint simple shark mouth nose art on their planes*

Me: *paints an uncomfortably detailed furry vore-art maw on his plane. My wingmen are very concerned. The squadron leader begrudgingly approves as it probably unnerves the enemy as much as it does everyone else*

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  • ...Well that outta put the fear and dread into the enemy....and any other sane person on the planet.

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  • We'd all be laughing.

    But it'd be hard to gobble up Goebbels, ol' Dr. Skeleton was quite boney and wouldn't make for a good meal.
    I remember an EF-2 having a slogan "Ich werde die Fritz Blitzen" (Going to Blitz the Fritz.)

    The EF-2 was effective early in the war, especially when engaging JU87 and 88s, but the landing gear and engine had to be changed to better combat Bf109 and Fw190's.
    The last change was a completely new skeletal design and quality of armor because this variant was jet powered and could slightly exceed the sound barrier in a dive, similar to what the Me262 was capable of.

    The Nazis were in fear of us getting the upper hand because they were just buying time to work on their hovercraft and getting a combat capable one ready.

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