"Yeah, why wouldn't I? I am a straight male after all"

Time for a testrun.

of course. You are a gorgeous lady.

Depends do you like bones?

I thought for a second that my screen was acting wierd but it's just a blur effect behind the text :I

no its horible, deplorable, abtorable, macflooricle. oops sorry my bad at rhyming very sarcastic personality took over for a second there. ehem... yes pls

PopsiclePete said:
"Yeah, why wouldn't I? I am a straight male after all"

you know...every time someone said something like this gets isnta downvoted...and makes me think that every1 on this site hates straight people ?O_O...wtf happened to "We don't judge you"...should I feel bad for liking girls or what ?...

*nosebleed*

"yes and i even took mental notes for later"

Si, obvio uwu

Of course I do! The new couch really livens up the room!