european mythology and etc created by zeptophidia
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-- Lithempornè, The Attican Snake Merchant --

Some would say she's one of the finest sculptors around. Others would drop the pretense, and just mumble she's selling petrified body parts. Few are curious or outraged enough to track her down.

For those who actually manage to find her, her lovely little shop of peculiarities is quite a sight to behold - especially for anyone not gay enough to have seen all the varieties of phalli yet.

Of course, she travels around a lot, so it can't be said for sure if she's really from Attica, or someone just had Attican enemies to defame. Roman eagles, Persian dogs and Egyptian cats have all contributed to her merchandise, at some point.

When you do arrive at her doorstep, don't be foolish and think you'll be the hero to put an end to it all. By Ophion, the walls are full of both lesser and greater men who tried, and failed, long before you were even born. Enjoy the sights, peruse her wares...

...And pray to Eris you didn't forget your 20 Drachmae."

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