poor kobold

This is fascinating

HereBeDragons said:
poor kobold

why? he looks like he just had the time of his life x3

Vore - explained.

The explanation is nice, but the attitude makes me wanna krump'em somethin propah.

*Spock voice* Fascinating.

"Get to work, tubby. The people want their porn."

HereBeDragons said:
poor kobold

He did die happy though.

That kiss is so friggin' amazing. Color me jealous of that little Kobold fella.

Lokks like i'm Kobold :D

Here's a nice little song about the desire to be eaten:
https://youtu.be/UBfoMgllphs

And again, I'd fall for him, he's turning me into vore, I swear...

I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice, lel.

sanswuch said:
That kiss is so friggin' amazing. Color me jealous of that little Kobold fella.

FYI, extreme_french_kiss is mostly stuff like that.

Fifteen said:
FYI, extreme_french_kiss is mostly stuff like that.

Ohhh I know :p
Literally one of my favorite tags ever. So glad it's a thing.

I want to kick his ass

Enny said:
This is fascinating

I second that motion.

Spartan117qz said:
And they wonder why people become dragonslayers.

Or, to put is another way, dragon's layers.

The tease is strong on him

So poweful

HereBeDragons said:
poor kobold

Do you have any idea how many people would lovely take his place?

I would

And now I'm into vore.. welp.

This sort of explanation sounds similar to how a deranged serial killer explains why they redress and put makeup on the corpse because in their mind they weren't pretty enough and they could fix it but it required some sacrifices

Maybe that's just me, still pretty hot tho

EightyNine said:
The explanation is nice, but the attitude makes me wanna krump'em somethin propah.

I'll krump with you sweetie-pie!

Yeah no in dnd this is the cannon lore funny enough...

DarkSecret said:
I want to kick his ass

I want to *lick* his ass

Being boiled alive in stomach acid seems like a rather painful way to die

ilovfluffybois said:
Being boiled alive in stomach acid seems like a rather painful way to die

Personally, i have gotten to the point of liking it either way.

eightynine said:
The explanation is nice, but the attitude makes me wanna krump'em somethin propah.

War hammer?

herebedragons said:
poor kobold

If it makes youfeel better you can imagine them respawning afterward to enjoy the experience again

ilovfluffybois said:
Being boiled alive in stomach acid seems like a rather painful way to die

there's another way of digestion, one more pleasant, the gooey digestion, that's the process where you melt like icecream, feeling goopy, your body still attached to you while you sweat like melt in a goopy way, like if you were made of slime, and it's quite pleasant, it's relaxing, or that's what I know, and it's my favorite version of digestion