lifts-her-tail and sheogorath (the lusty argonian maid and etc) created by valsalia
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One of many reasons that daedric prince Sheogorath should not have access to modern literature. Sure Skyrim is now doomed, but at least the Sleeping Giant Inn has an extra set of scaly hands keeping the place nice and clean, and is very popular with the customers.

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  • MotherFUCKER!
    Imma slay every single one of you deadric assholes, one way or another!
    Yeah that would pretty much my reaction if this happened to me...

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  • awrighty-then said:
    MotherFUCKER!
    "Imma slay every single one of you deadric assholes, one way or another!"
    Yeah that would pretty much my reaction if this happened to me...

    Translated: "I going to reward everyone of you fine dreadric guards with a dessert you con not refuse."

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  • awrighty-then said:
    MotherFUCKER!
    Imma slay every single one of you deadric assholes, one way or another!
    Yeah that would pretty much my reaction if this happened to me...

    They'll just respawn. Daedra are immortal. :(

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  • NegaMajora said:
    They'll just respawn. Daedra are immortal. :(

    Then Ill hack the fucking game, cough cough world, and delete them!
    Whos got da power now?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Also...
    *Looks at my stash of daedra hearts and then back at you.
    You sure about that?

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  • awrighty-then said:
    Then Ill hack the fucking game, cough cough world, and delete them!
    Whos got da power now?! ๏˜‚
    Also...
    *Looks at my stash of daedra hearts and then back at you.
    You sure about that?

    Besides, this isn't even Sheogorath's fault... not entirely.

    According to the lore, the Wabbajack's effects are completely unpredictable. As is befitting an artifact of the Lord of Madness.

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  • NegaMajora said:
    Besides, this isn't even Sheogorath's fault... not entirely.

    According to the lore, the Wabbajack's effects are completely unpredictable. As is befitting an artifact of the Lord of Madness.

    He used it willingly, aware of what could happen.
    Soooo...
    *Mad hacking skillz to delete commenses

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  • Now that is one hell of a curse I wouldn't want to endure but I'd go along for just to see what I'd do since I'm cursed.

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  • anon7653 said:
    soul trap can contain them I think

    Only until you use the gem to enchant something.

    And depending on the type of Daedra in question, you may need very rare, expensive and high quality soul gems.

    Dremora are considered Grand Souls, for example.

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  • ragnars_rock said:
    MotherFUCKER!
    Imma slay every single one of you deadric assholes, one way or another!
    Yeah that would pretty much my reaction if this happened to me...

    How would it be said outloud?

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  • And this is why uncle Sheo would be the worst possible endbringer to Nirn. All the other deadra prince are just noobs hwo could be predictable at somepoint in their great schemes, but Sheogorath? By the Holy Hist, it's a good thing his enjoying playing in the mortal plain. XD
    Also, I like the whole idea about the "You may think straight, but you will still sound and act like a low life." Just nailed it perfectly. ;)

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