She can't reach it... if you move forward your crotch is gonna move too.. xP

Zantian said:
She can't reach it... if you move forward your crotch is gonna move too.. xP

Stop talking logic into porn. You'll break the 4th wall.

i love the floating companion cube in the background xD

The camera is my favorite part of this picture. :P

portals are different sizes
she cant reach, cant move closer
she enters middle of orange and exits bottom of blue
i can perform autofellatio without portals

I see three portals there...

MarcusNiveus said:
I see three portals there...

three?

canine360 said:
three?

Think about it.

canine360 said:
three?

^
Noob

maybe if the wall was a lil smaller? ;P

I can't believe no one said this yet.
...
That's thinking with portals...

MarcusNiveus said:
I see three portals there...

Really? I see four, now that I think about it.

really theres five ppl

Zantian said:
She can't reach it... if you move forward your crotch is gonna move too.. xP

Actually if the area is small enough you'd be able to do that.

ThatBloodySquirrel said:
portals are different sizes
she cant reach, cant move closer
she enters middle of orange and exits bottom of blue
i can perform autofellatio without portals

are you male or female? because my next comment depends on that information....

kagemitsu said:
are you male or female? because my next comment depends on that information....

Autofellatio... Obvious if you know what it is....

Jordanchup said:
Autofellatio... Obvious if you know what it is....

Masterbating with ones own mouth. Still a mystery I the person Is male or female.

so...much...WIN!!!

I'd like to point out here, that the weighted companion cube has more posts than chell. Just let that sink in.

Spacewolf19 said:
Masterbating with ones own mouth. Still a mystery I the person Is male or female.

Ahhm, fellatio oral sex on a male. Cunnilingus is oral sex on a female. I'll let you figure out the rest.

Eclectric said:
^
Noob

How does one survive one day on a site like this calling others noobs?

Zantian said:
She can't reach it... if you move forward your crotch is gonna move too.. xP

Actually she just has to bend down lower and it would push her head forward a bit

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
Actually she just has to bend down lower and it would push her head forward a bit

Wellll, she could lower the orange portal a bit to make it even easier. Ooo00r, She could move it down on the ground, right under the blue one so she could do some pretty amazing acrobatic headstand stuff instead...

Wait... Chell Johnson? Is Chell the daughter of Cave?