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Go make me a fucking sandwich ....

bend over

demonwolf said:
bend over

Reminds me of a kid that was in my Java class; his name was Ben Dover.

I'll have a coke.

Serve me? Hm..... Chase your tail. :D

How about you bring those eyeballs over here so I can read in the dark.

Meldoron said:
Reminds me of a kid that was in my Java class; his name was Ben Dover.

Let me guess. He grew up to be a major player in the British porn industry?

Never expected my request from hypnochan to make it here. LOL.

You can clean the dishes.

Holy Cow! It's a Death Knight!

Hmm, you are a sexy doggy with a nice body, that will do everthing i say.

So you could... grab a airtank, stick the hose deep in your pussy, and inflate you belly till i say youre big enought.

In other words: Get big and round for me bitch!

You can lose the glowing eyes...

NathanAnderson839037 said:
You can lose the glowing eyes...

Aw how cum?

anyone else read that in reba's voice please tell me im not the only one.

Sexy

Are you pulling my leg?

Well, you could do many things, ma'am. But I think the thing I want the most from you is cuddles and snuggles.