andrea lexin (european mythology and etc) created by nnecgrau
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  • I'm just glad this tells me that nobody has to get into any awkward positioning for cunnilingus to occur.

    In fact you could be walking down the street and turn the corner and get blindsided by her vagina, potentially.

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  • High_Botanist_Telarn said:
    I'm just glad this tells me that nobody has to get into any awkward positioning for cunnilingus to occur.

    In fact you could be walking down the street and turn the corner and get blindsided by her vagina, potentially.

    This guy... he gets it.

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  • Today in the news folks an unsuspecting man had to get face pulled from a lady dragons naughty bits after accidently running head first into her. As to the mans response to the accident,"Best damn accident I ever had!"The dragons response,"It tickles!Tee hee."

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  • so... it bad when you tell a woman that her butt indeed looks big in that dress... it really bad when that woman is a dragon... but when that dragon has three heads... you fucked

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  • okmaster said:
    so... it bad when you tell a woman that her butt indeed looks big in that dress... it really bad when that woman is a dragon... but when that dragon has three heads... you fucked

    But some ladies actually want you to notice their bodacious booty and that's why they will ask and will change if their pants do not accentuate their beautiful posterior. She might just take it as a compliment and reward you in some friendly way.

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