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High Botanist Telarn
BlockedThat must be a fucking amazing sex machine if the hitachi magic wand has been outright discarded and is pristine and clean.
Scalebag
MemberI have a theory that if you apply the principle of self resonance to a sex toy, the resultung sensation would be otherworldly, as the toy would vibrate at the self resonant frequency of that specific females body.
Unfortunately, i am lacking a girlfriend to test this on...
RustyHauser
MemberBeing Australian, I've seen (and crashed into) my share of kangaroos and wallabies and they still scare me with their feet. I mean, what kind of animal has butcher's knives for toes!?
Wickedgenius13
MemberA cassowary, not to mention a number of others. Roos don't have a monopoly on feet knives, lol.
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