Shoulda stayed home then

Procrasturbation

(Adding Rita Molone tag)

All logic aside, I wouldn't mind being in his situation.

The mouse is right, it'll be messy

BREXIT

Maybe he should try speaking in parseltongue?

1: how do you clean up after this?
2: when someone gets on that seat it's gonna be mighty awkward

wish i could have the same stamina :(

Nightly_Zoro said:
How do you clean up after this?

FEMA? ;-)

Mine.

Now now children, it may seem like his balls allow him to cum all day long, but you are understandably mistaken.

You see, furry genitals are actually much larger than they actually seem, so even if the character claims he's gonna have to be there all day, HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE THERE ALL WEEK.

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lustythehusky347 said:
Now now children, it may seem like his balls allow him to cum all day long, but you are understandably mistaken.

You see, furry genitals are actually much larger than they actually seem, so even if the character claims he's gonna have to be there all day, HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE THERE ALL WEEK.

Public Info Service brought to you by- Certain People ("We over analyze everything")

Beautiful. Shut up and take my upvote!

He needs a bigger dick to get it all out faster.

I don’t know why, but seeing Rita there makes me shift my attention from the porn to remembering how great that movie was.

Lots of Easter eggs in this picture

me after no nut november

Somebody PLEASE! give this canine his title "The King of Nuts".

milkers are powerful tools... until they fill up

Lol the squirrel on the bottom right holding a sign saying "WOULDN'T MIND GOING DOWN THAT PIPE"

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Won't he drown?

someusers said:
that soap is sus...

dont