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Daneasaur
MemberSpike: "What am I? WHAT AM I?!"
Mask: "You're mine, Spike. Until Rarity is safe in your arms... You're mine."
TEN YEAR LATER EDIT:
Mask: "Hey, Hey! What do you think you're doing? We've got a deal, remember?"
Spike: "Let me go! It's over! Our deal was to save Rarity; she's safe now."
Mask: "You sure our deal's over, Spikey? You checked on your girl lately? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Updated
Firice Yinyang
MemberYes.
I agree with this.
Daneasaur
Memberhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6CumuY0BI
Just in case no one gets the references.
ghstkatt
MemberSPLATTER HOUSE SPIKE FUG YEAH!
Vaps the Morph
MemberBut does the mask have Jim Cummings' voice? X3
Leoofmoon
MemberDude I realy hated that games end boss but the game was SO awesome!
Eclipse Lunablade
Member'Iron Will burst in'
Spike: 'readies shotgun'
Mask: Wait, wait, wait I know this guy... Yeah we're screwed.
ArnoldTheWolf
MemberAnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, we're fucked.
BlackJackBad
MemberPaint the walls red!
sethert
MemberITS A GOLIATH!!! SHOOT ITS HEAD OFF THEN LET IT KILL ITS OWN TEAM THE KILL IT!!
cheeze9000
Memberi was thinking the same thing dude (or dudette)
cloud-showers
MemberXD
mrnotsosafeforwork
Memberand then "I'm the conductor of this poop train!"
user 107268
MemberOh gawd!
The Archangel
MemberAnyone else want to see this guy face off against Prof. Genki?
yugijak
MemberEh...I could probably take him in Nicki form...provided I didn't wimp out that is...
spaik1323
Memberужас
Daneasaur
MemberThe last boss wasn't really much of a boss, mostly like the "Protect Kratos' family from Kratos clones" part of God of War, but the reason the main creature didn't stand a chance is explained by the Mask early in the game:
"You give me blood, I give you strength, I make you stronger. Understand? Gooooood..."
And the mask and Rick had been soaking in blood since their battles began... and after slashing and ripping apart all those fresh bodies attacking Jen, Rick and the Mask had enough power to potentially take on Cthulhu.
CerebralInterface
MemberNo way man! Cthulhu has a power level of over 9000 thaums, no way some dude in a blood mask could beat that, AND he has Aquaman and the leviathan backing him up.
Ryuzaki Tritium
MemberPut a Titan in an even bigger Cthulu-shaped Jaeger with antimatter cannons with a little paper umbrella stuck in the top. With THAT you can defeat Cthulu, surely.
Sofi
MemberDon't forget the hilariously oversized martini glass swords.
Creed1000
BlockedCthulu is an old one. When awakened, it destroys the world. It is much more powerful than a kaiju.
Non-Entity
MemberI recognized Splatterhouse, but I think I'm the only one who didn't get the MLP reference... Took me forever to find out.
Daneasaur
MemberI chuckled.
But seriously, you find out that the Mask IS one of the Elder ones and had been "picked on" and enslaved by them. He escaped into the human world and bound with Rick with the sole purpose of cock-blocking one of the Great Old Ones, and you even find out that he made you go through time and space to perform the sacrifices needed to let them out of the Abyss. Of course, while doing that, the mask and Rick end up so insanely over powered that he succeeds in literally sending the Great Old One back to the Abyss.
Ryuzaki Tritium
MemberYes, but you forget the little paper umbrella, stuck in the top of both the antimatter cannons and the Titan itself. THAT is the turning point. If Cthulu had a little paper umbrella stuck in HIS head, then he'd have already destroyed the multiverse.
Creed1000
Blocked...Of course. How foolish of me.
CerebralInterface
MemberOr you know, he'd be dead. A stick jabbing into your brain does kinda make you dead. I guess it would have to be an immortal paper umbrella though.
Ryuzaki Tritium
MemberBut Cthulu is kind of... you know, gigantic. It'd be a splinter to him, but it would greatly boost power by x99999.
Gesus Cummings
MemberAdmittedly badass idea. Kind of a magically created hulk. SPIKE SMASH!!!!!! Bet-ty..er Rar-ity? (hehehe)
Theclarinetist
BlockedI dunno why but this more so makes me think of "The Punisher"
GooberKing
MemberOr a gun, just ask Budd Dwyer.
123thegenesis
MemberFunny, as fuck. Period.
Mari Fox
Member"I'd say I wasn't enjoying this, but that'd be LYING"
McZirus90
MemberEh, I bet it's Discord's voice. That'd make it quite a bit funnier.
SlaveToLust
MemberWas a fun game. And I could see spike doing something like this.
PropheticKaiju
MemberI'd play this
Epitaph200
MemberBest game quote in history...
Maybe joint 1st with:
"I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
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zilar
Memberim going to pet my coca-tell for the rib cage slaughter
PregfurLova
MemberSplatter house cross over. . .
talk about KICK ASS AWESOME!!!!
Drflash55
Member@Daneasaur, that picture has became your signature for longer then I can remember.
Daneasaur
MemberI'm not fickle, I find something that works and stick with it.
Sandile Zymphia
MemberThats good If anyone where to change their pic nobody would remember/recognize them. Once you have one you better stick to it!
Sandile Zymphia
MemberBy the way i find it rather amusing that Every comment here past 3 Is because people clicked your profile pic. Thx for being so consistent your one of the legendarys!
Daneasaur
MemberIt was too good to not have and keep.
user 144912
MemberLOL! That's totally why I got here too XD at first I was thinking that Multiple people had that profile pic, but nope
mlpPwn3lover
MemberAnyone else think of Dad n me when they see this?
CanusLopez
MemberAfter seeing this profile pic so many freakin times in the comments, only after a month or so after watching the gameplay of Splatter House, have I finally got this reference XD
Spergy
Memberdude this game was so fucking fun
Mrhoneyfox
MemberHere, have a +1
crystalkasursal
MemberReminds me of Borderlands
ParaleeZone
BlockedReminds me of delerium
Pitahaya
MemberWhat the...
JesusOfMemes
MemberThis vs Broly. Who would out class each other?
albanytuber
MemberIf the fucking show was more of this, this bloody dragon man beating the shit outta people, I would watch it nonstop. For the entertainment of watching things die >:3
BrightShadow
MemberSpike: "Oh, what? No comment!? I JUST CAUGHT A FUCKING METEOR!"
Discord: "Yeah, yeah, whatever..."
Esitaro3670
MemberI fully support this crossover!
Darkrio
MemberI feel like I know what you're making a reference to and I'm so glad I understand.
K4RN4GE911
MemberMuch love to Daneasaur.
Daneasaur
MemberJust doing my best.
Hardgekookt
MemberShoutouts to the funniest man on this site, you a cool d00d Dane
Daneasaur
MemberThankya kindly.
Pinkamenamadness
MemberSplatterspike
Apophis God of Chaos
MemberI know of someone that is even more powerful than that. And that person is ME, I could simply tell him to cease to exist and he would be wiped from existence, i could even make it to where he never existed in the first place. I am a spirit of Creation but also a being of Destruction.
ShyGuy Lover
Memberthank you
jwm0
Memberis this jim?
Judah123
MemberI'm not a fan of MLP but i love Splatterhouse, and the design for the terror mask taken over Spike is great!
Luzilyo
MemberThe thumbnail reminded me of a flashgame called "Dad'n'Me" and I thought "no way someone actually drew something about this random obscure flashgame that was kinda somewhat popular over a decade ago" and turns out I was right. lol
SpirittTheAlbinoWolf
MemberStill can't see this picture without thinking of Dane, lol. Shoutout to the lad, he's frickin' everywhere
ginkei
MemberBy the way this is a nice horror platformer game.
Nangatai
MemberThis will forever be known as the Daneasaur image.
Daneasaur
MemberImage 132555 : "What am I? WHAT AM I!?"
Daneasaur: "You're mine, 132555. Until this profile is deleted from the internet... you're mine"
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