yeah i have always known this is really why the invented this.

flawless fucking victory

MrBEST said:
yeah i have always known this is really why the invented this.

YEP

oh hey no fair you uploaded it before me x3
I am glad you liked my work enough to upload it =3
thanks <3

Glowfox said:
oh hey no fair you uploaded it before me x3
I am glad you liked my work enough to upload it =3
thanks <3

Portal 2 FTW :3

RedFoxy said:
Portal 2 FTW :3

whut he said :)

Wow, that's clever!!

Now I really wish Portal existed.

What1 said:
Wow, seriously? That's..... Disgusting, from all of the gay pictures I've seen, I find this disgusting, plus it's interfering with my favorite game.

You madden

Great idea and all that jazz, but does it occur to anyone that you can't make portals that small?

What1 said:
Wow, seriously? That's..... Disgusting, from all of the gay pictures I've seen, I find this disgusting, plus it's interfering with my favorite game.

Technically , this counts as masturbation.

Oskenso said:
Great idea and all that jazz, but does it occur to anyone that you can't make portals that small?

These portals were made for self-satisfaction experiments :V think with portals, the big ones wouldt let you suck yourself
no cake for you

seriously? nobody's going to comment on how what is being suggested in this pick isn't possible :l ?
the portals cannot create another dimension on the other side of the portal shot wall in which there is a duplicate of ones self to pull that off
there are 2 of those fox's in this pic , in order for it to be correct he would need to actually be going into the blue port at the top to be able to come out of the bottom one to blow himself......

thats cheating

Not fair, My hair is white now! Ugh I want to go and change it!

He's thinking (or fucking ?) with portals !

now i want the portal gun, D:

Whoever thought of this idea deserves a medal made of solid gold win.

Sorry, you're too late... DarkNekogami already did something like this where his character was fucking himself in the ass... lol.

FerrisOnFire said:
Sorry, you're too late... DarkNekogami already did something like this where his character was fucking himself in the ass... lol.

Now THAT one is impossible - unless you reverse the direction of the outgoing portal.

well sorry but lots of artist has done portal adult fanart FYI I am not the first and not the last one, not even neko, deal with it :3 and enjoy

Glad to see some one else thought of this to

Now your thinking with portals

What1 said:
Wow, seriously? That's..... Disgusting, from all of the gay pictures I've seen, I find this disgusting, plus it's interfering with my favorite game.

I'm not even sure this is site acceotable as gay. Gay is not quite the same as homoerotic. A solo naked guy isn't gay tag-wise for example. Unless he's offering his hindquarters or some such thing.

now your thinking with portals

Dreaded-Warrior said:
Technically , this counts as masturbation.

+ 5 internets :)

Dreaded-Warrior said:
Technically , this counts as masturbation.

Masturbation is SOOOO gay.

This is what foxes do in a test chamber. DO NOT TEST. -GLaDOS

Well besides the fact that portals are man-sized?
You'd have a hell of a time trying to get that right. Unless you stood on a box or some shit. So that's why they call it the companion cube.

now your thinking with portals

Oskenso said:
Great idea and all that jazz, but does it occur to anyone that you can't make portals that small?

Technically speaking one could do this if the portals were placed sideways, Ala razer hydra in portal 2.

That would be the first thing I'd do with a portal gun.

Oskenso said:
Great idea and all that jazz, but does it occur to anyone that you can't make portals that small?

That isn't even the first issue with this. if you stick something through a portal it comes out at the same height on the other portal, meaning his dick should be poking him in the forehead. You can solve this by altering portal sizes so the center of the portal A to center of portal B is equal to the distance of your mouth to your crotch. It can also be solved by placing one portal upside-down but then you'd be sucking an upside-down dick.

chauncey said:
now your thinking with portals

tai-sho said:
now your thinking with portals

Anonymous_Serval said:
Now your thinking with portals

you're

Thyne said:

That isn't even the first issue with this. if you stick something through a portal it comes out at the same height on the other portal, meaning his dick should be poking him in the forehead. You can solve this by altering portal sizes so the center of the portal A to center of portal B is equal to the distance of your mouth to your crotch. It can also be solved by placing one portal upside-down but then you'd be sucking an upside-down dick.

you're

I know I'm late to the party, but you could fix the portal size problem by simply rotating the gun 90 degrees in either direction on its front back axis.

KingSqueena said:
I know I'm late to the party, but you could fix the portal size problem by simply rotating the gun 90 degrees in either direction on its front back axis.

I was suggesting just the sort of thing but like I said, the portal would be upside-down and so would his dick

Thyne said:
I was suggesting just the sort of thing but like I said, the portal would be upside-down and so would his dick

To be fair it'd go down his throat easier that way

EpicWinNoob said:
To be fair it'd go down his throat easier that way

Good point but maybe everyone doesn't want to suck an upside-down shlong.