That is indeed one of many things I would be thinking in this situation, but the biggest is "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!??"

bakeneko said:
That is indeed one of many things I would be thinking in this situation, but the biggest is "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!??"

A selection of thoughts:

"I hope my insurance covers Kiwi beaks"
"Dangit, should've sprung for the solid oak door"
"Well locking the door did a fat lot of good"

What is this ? A crossover episode with Marvel writing ?
*credit roll with that one funky sitcom music*