And now, a Pokemon Safety Announcement:

Wandering around in the wild is a part of your average trainer's daily life, but it's always a serious safety hazard when one goes out into the wild unprepared, especially if you are not a trainer or lack sufficiently leveled Pokemon to keep you safe.

Pokemon are naturally friendly (often too friendly) or shy when it comes to human contact, but one should always be conscious and take proper precautions when encountering a Pokemon you've never seen or know very little about.

Take our average Joe here, he got lost on his way home in the mountains and, not being a trainer, lacks any Pokemon to keep him safe from potentially dangerous encounters. Out of the woods appears a lone Absol, who seems curious of our lost wanderer. After a brief encounter, our friend decides to give the female a few headpats, which turns out to be a grave mistake on his part.

If our poor, unfortunate friend here had a Pokedex™ on him, he would've uncovered that Absol tend to hunt and move in single-sex packs, led by an alpha male/female. The alpha is often recognized by behavior, acting more bold and always being at the far front of the pack. The others lead by example, so if the alpha of a pack becomes infatuated with a human, they may pounce and swarm the unsuspecting victim, usually followed by forcing themselves on the victim for hours on end (It's well documented that most Pokemon have substantial sexual stamina generally exceeding the average human).

Many people have been injured and/or badly wounded by this kind of attack by a variety of different Pokemon, emphasizing the importance of being prepared and staying alert to prevent such an encounter from occurring (unless you've got a rape fantasy or something, ay man i'm not here to judge).

Luckily our average Joe here noticed the encroaching pack, and had some spare Repel™ on him. He used just enough to dissuade the alpha from making any further advancements, and managed to find a trail home, though be warned ladies and gentlemen, not everyone is as fortunate. (Again unless you're into that shit than go ahead I guess)

Remember kids, be prepared!
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I do creative writing in my spare time occasionally, thought I'd try it out for one of my pics to add a bit of extra character. World building tends to help me come up with ideas for new pictures so that helps.

What do you guys think? Should I do more pictures with short stories/PSAs or should I just stick to good ol' fashion smut?