The Holy book of instructions?

Now you are in her clutches it's useless to struggle. Just let it happen.

Probably best to just wing it

Best buckle up, cause you boys are in for a wild ride.

"Thou shall not penetrate big boobied demons in the name of the Lawd"
-🅱ible

Whaddaya mean? The Song of Solomon fits this situation perfectly.

dracotay said:
The Holy book of instructions?

Well, the catholic church at least has instructions for about anything. Armed gunman taking hostages during a part of the mass that can't be stopped... they have some kind of rules/procedures for it. Medical emergency in the church? You can bet on it.
Comes kind of by itself with an organisation that old and that big.

Though yeah, the Witnesses are probably a bit more ill prepared.

instead if thinking of a way out of this you should be thinking about the last few precious moments have left while she blows your mind

guys ya done did the deed your souls are done enjoy whats left before she escorts ya elsewhere

I NEEEED MOOOORE

Lucy is a goddess

Dragons4ever said:
Well, the catholic church at least has instructions for about anything. (...)

... and it stressed the fact that "thou shalt come inside, not waste thy seed" :D

"Thou shalt not bed with Succubi".

Lol, just kidding. I made that up!

Does the bible actually say anything about laying with demons? or does it just use a non-human catch all?

sorenxoras said:
Does the bible actually say anything about laying with demons? or does it just use a non-human catch all?

Growing up LDS, I can say for certain that nothing covers this. At all.

Enjoy damn it
Because if that was me
I would sayed #fuckit
plz don't tell me dat this comment was found creepy

dracotay said:
The Holy book of instructions?

"Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth"

Waba said:
"Thou shall not penetrate big boobied demons in the name of the Lawd"
-ible

Fuck the 🅱ible at this point

How can they not know this? “Thou shall not commit adultery” is literally one of the ten commandments.