Centuries Ago, Arceus (known as Eve) decided to get shitfaced drunk one day (Normally gods cannot get drunk but are capable of willing it). Unfortunately on that day a warlord on her earth decided to wage war in her name (fifth time this week) Which, as it always had, angered her. But being completely plastered had made her unable to think rationally, so instead of smiting him and his army the normal way, she thought more creatively~

And on that day it was known as “The Day the Moon Fell”

And marks the day Arceus swore off drinking