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"Do you like me private?" "No sir!" "Good! You know what liking leads to? "..." "Liking leads to loving, and loving leads to fucking! Do you want to fuck me private?" "No sir!" "Great! Now beat your face!"
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Critical Stiban
MemberYou're welcome...
dracotay
BlockedYou win many internetz
foxleader
Membershow me your war face?!
SpiffyDragon
MemberA shaved furry? The undercoat wouldn't grow back properly!
GreatGonza
Member"DO YOU SUCK DICK, PRIVATE?!"
"NO SIR!"
"BULLLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!"
GreatGonza
Member"Do you like me private?"
"No sir!"
"Good! You know what liking leads to?
"..."
"Liking leads to loving, and loving leads to fucking! Do you want to fuck me private?"
"No sir!"
"Great! Now beat your face!"
Eldritch Alcoholic
Member“It was shortly after meeting drill instructor Fitch that I realized that joining the Marine Corps might have been a bad decision.”
RedactedPaws
Member"You best un-fuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
ChungaWunga
MemberYa' don fucked up private!
tossed
MemberRa... and just letting you guys know. he’s not a Private, he’s a nasty recruit.
Hunter brown
MemberLouder Louder Louder you ain't screaming scream before rip your fucking head off recruit
Private Miller
Member“I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACK SHIT THAT HIGH!”
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