Why do I have the strangest boner right about now!?

She's such a hottie! :-3

boner

I've never wanted to a zebra this bad

"I've got a pussy, you have a dick. So, what's the problem? Lets do it quick. So take me now before it's too late. Life's too short so I can't wait." - Zecora. Whoever gets this gets a cookie.

thebronyvamp said:
"I've got a pussy, you have a dick. So, what's the problem? Lets do it quick. So take me now before it's too late. Life's too short so I can't wait." - Zecora. Whoever gets this gets a cookie.

The day Zecora quotes this band would write MLP history XD

Zebra donut. Zonut.

thebronyvamp said:
"I've got a pussy, you have a dick. So, what's the problem? Lets do it quick. So take me now before it's too late. Life's too short so I can't wait." - Zecora. Whoever gets this gets a cookie.

That would be 'Pussy', by Rammstein. :P

for you see, I'm in need of your seed.

Fill that striped BOOTY!

thebronyvamp said:
"I've got a pussy, you have a dick. So, what's the problem? Lets do it quick. So take me now before it's too late. Life's too short so I can't wait." - Zecora. Whoever gets this gets a cookie.

With a wave of my finger and a flick of my dick one zap from me will kill you quick, so get on your knees to suck and blow But not right now Ive Got to Go!

Are you trying to seduce me Ms. Zecora? (cause its working)

That's good

Really nice! Love the tail

don't normally like Zebras, but I'll make an exception

Bowsette said:
Why do I have the strangest boner right about now!?

What's strange about the boner, is it wearing a sombrero and singing in Spanish?

thebronyvamp said:
"I've got a pussy, you have a dick. So, what's the problem? Lets do it quick. So take me now before it's too late. Life's too short so I can't wait." - Zecora. Whoever gets this gets a cookie.

"With a flip of my finger and a flip of my dick, one zap's enough to kill you quick. Now get on your knees to suck and blow,but not right now i've got to go!"

Zecora really need more art.

tackthefox said:
"With a flip of my finger and a flip of my dick, one zap's enough to kill you quick. Now get on your knees to suck and blow,but not right now i've got to go!"

Why was this flagged as roleplaying? It's literally a quote from this youtube video