Does anybody else think his halo looks like an orange slice?

Sweeet Sweeeet heresy

That's just... o__O; ...baaaaa-d. xD -Snickers- n__n;

see it's ok

Hahahahahahahaha! Brilliant.

this is what christians actually believe

Teddy_Mutt said:
awww man.... this is trolling at its max... seriously this is too much... I am not be 100% or even 50% Christian, shit I'm not even religious but I know there's a line, can someone delete this, because I love this site so damn much for it to be ruin like this & to give bible thumpers ammo to do some stupid crap

Are you serious? Bible thumpers would already have enough ammo based on all the: porn, scat, other bestiality images, general furriness, homosexuality, rape, cub, and porn. This single, hilarious image is not going to "ruin" the site.

Ruin this site? This is an accurate, historical account of the true origin of the body of Christ. The Catholics had it right, all along.

That's Jesus' sheepfucking brother, Craig.

Tending his flock, eh? (Oops, I spelled flock wrong.)

RedOctober said:
Are you serious? Bible thumpers would already have enough ammo based on all the: porn, scat, other bestiality images, general furriness, homosexuality, rape, cub, and porn. This single, hilarious image is not going to "ruin" the site.

dudes think about it, all that other stuff is all ready stuff THEY most likely do, but involving the big cheese in it like THIS, this is MOST likely they wanted to say shit & possibly (hopefully not) do something, I'm just saying.... screw it no ones listen to guy.... fine I'll say no more, I'll leave the people & trolls to fucking this site into the ground

Teddy_Mutt said:
I'll leave the people & trolls to fucking this site into the ground

Thanks! Sorry you'll miss out on the ride.

I quite enjoy fucking things into the ground, myself.

Besides, you think "Bible thumpers" even come to this site? I really don't think so. It's a sin to even enter the URL into the address bar.

I find this inaccurate display of a religious icon distasteful and simply unpleasant.

Everyone knows herders screw sheep at the edge of a cliff so that it'll push back. HONESTLY!

Teddy_Mutt said:
dudes think about it, all that other stuff is all ready stuff THEY most likely do, but involving the big cheese in it like THIS, this is MOST likely they wanted to say shit & possibly (hopefully not) do something, I'm just saying.... screw it no ones listen to guy.... fine I'll say no more, I'll leave the people & trolls to fucking this site into the ground

... Alright, rape and child pornography I'll grant you, but I'm pretty damn sure that scat, bestiality and general furriness are definitely not in the repertoire of an average bible thumper. I think you need to get out more, dude.

Teddy_Mutt said:
dudes think about it, all that other stuff is all ready stuff THEY most likely do, but involving the big cheese in it like THIS, this is MOST likely they wanted to say shit & possibly (hopefully not) do something, I'm just saying.... screw it no ones listen to guy.... fine I'll say no more, I'll leave the people & trolls to fucking this site into the ground

You're fucking retarded.

His halo is a lemon.

I approve.

Tag caprine is incorrect. Caprine is goat. Should be ovine if the tag exists. Never let it be said that Jesus is a goat humper. That would be wrong.

This is totally hawt.

Jesus fucking Christ.

SACRILICIOUS

so wait, is that a kneecap, or the sheep's balls? That would make him a gay sheepfucker?

Good God! that is some hard core blasphamy

I'm sure some of you who fancy yourselves as intelligent liberals are probably chuckling over the metaphor here about Jesus screwing over his herd.

I think the picture would have been more accurate to that sentiment if it had the pope or priest fucking a sheep. Because it's always been the *organised religious groups* that take the teachings of Jesus and twist them or outright keep their followers ignorant of them.

Welp.

the truth. all above need to shoot themselves. btw seth putnam is DEAD.

drages said:
I would see the face of the artist at the other side after he died.. nobody can be sure about religions true or not.. but this is something i wont gamble for it..

i think he draw that halo becouse if someone asks him about this he can say, "it was a man with a orange on his head, come on..." but i am not sure this will save him anyway :P.

If there is such a thing as a true religion, then you're gambling anyway, because if you're putting your chips on the wrong one, you're boned anyway.

And you can't put your chips on ALL religions, so no matter which way you look at it, you're up shit creek without a paddle.

Btw, going to a porn site that has bestiality (big no in the bible), homosexuality (abomination, according to the same book) and other things that simply don't fly, you really think that this is what's gonna land you in the sauna of satan?

Yes.

"JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!"

Why Yeshua and not Amaguq, Akna or some other obscure deity? Because it's no fun to create an image like this that doesn't get a reaction, that's why.

Guess this takes a new meaning to Herd Sheep

lol

There is everything wrong with this. I am not one to argue, however there is reason to believe that Christ was actually human, as he died and suffered as a human. Also he could have possibly had human desires, in the whole thing with Mary Magdeline.

And just throwing it out there, MR. BLEAM ANYONE??!!??!!!?!? Holla if you know who he is, and why this picture applies.

Heresy said:
SACRILICIOUS

Good gods, Heresy thinks this is sacrilegious...
Paradox?

notice its a black sheep, soo its saying the one who sticks out who does not conform to the norm....fucked!

if i could vote up this more than once i would

WHAT THE FUCK JESUS

Kavali said:
That's Jesus' sheepfucking brother, Craig.

Epic. Nice to see humour is still alive.. :D

the only offensive part of this is that jesus is white

huh.. So yeah. Metaphore, "Fuck the youngest boy of your flock" to christians eh? Cuz that's definitely a young male sheep.

lol :3

Lir said:
I'm sure some of you who fancy yourselves as intelligent liberals are probably chuckling over the metaphor here about Jesus screwing over his herd.

I think the picture would have been more accurate to that sentiment if it had the pope or priest fucking a sheep. Because it's always been the *organised religious groups* that take the teachings of Jesus and twist them or outright keep their followers ignorant of them.

I'm not ignorance,but some followers are. Look this picture is offensive,but I find no need to care. People are going to have their own opinions and if you argue with them your just as foolish as they are. I'd like a bunch of things that make me seem very un-christian,but that doesn't mean I'm going to go and protest how much I hate gay. I don't even hate gays, my bro is gay. I can't hate anything really....not even those who hate me.......

BishopBlitz said:
Good gods, Heresy thinks this is sacrilegious...
Paradox?

*ahem*: "Sacri-licious" ^_^

Personally I would love if Jesus was like this in the Cannon bible. I prefer a God with a funny mind and doesn't mind a trip around the barn.

Heresy said:
*ahem*: "Sacri-licious" ^_^

Hah, can't see how I missed that.

love this image, all the bickerin aside its just funny, look at the mug on the sheep its all " ahhh bad touch bad touch " just awesome

jewsoos ruined the picture...

I'm not a Christian,but I believe this is actually pretty far off the line... (yeah, comming from someone who just searched for "gay sheep" on e621)...
I dunno, if you get turned on by thhis then alright, but I see this image more into the mocking side of religion, simply to make fun of it (I personally find it funnier than obscene or offensive :3

"But the boss gets caught screwing one sheep and they start calling him 'The Lamb'"

"That's okay, we can spin that in the long run. Wait until after he's martyred."

Hell, here I cum.

I can't get over that sheep's face.

MessmerMage said:
Does anybody else think his halo looks like an orange slice?

I do, that's exactly what I thought as well.

This is so hot, your work is amazing, you are a true professional and very talented. This belongs in a gallery.

Art is infinite.

Draco_2k said:
Subtle metaphor.

Hehehehehe

Who ever made this is gonna burn.

who is this "Jesus" everyone is talking about here ?

I am soooo happy this pic exists, been looking for this kind of pic for a LONG time, it is very!!!!!! hot indeed, I had always hoped that someone would make something like this and I agree with Delvondo Personally I too would love if Jesus was like this in the Cannon bible. I too prefer a God with a funny mind and doesn't mind a trip around the barn.

Wait, is this how we became known as the Lamb of God?

Jesus fucking a sheep. Thanks e6

It's interesting to be wandering around the "sacrilegious" tag and see the different reactions to very similar content. This comment section is relatively tame, while there are others that do a swan-dive straight into the cesspool. More research is needed to see why there's such a disparity.

XD

we had pimp jesus, raptor jesus, asian jesus, black jesus, biblicly acurate jesus and now we also have: Irish jesus

sharpydutchy said:
we had pimp jesus, raptor jesus, asian jesus, black jesus, biblicly acurate jesus and now we also have: Irish jesus

*Welsh

I hope whoever made this dies in a fire and has their dead body violated by pigs

a11 said:
I hope whoever made this dies in a fire and has their dead body violated by pigs

Oh sure: When a pixel-deer fucks a pixel-man, its all good. But if a pixel-man fucks a pixel-sheep? Unforgivable.
You need to relax, buddy.

nimnul said:
Oh sure: When a pixel-deer fucks a pixel-man, its all good. But if a pixel-man fucks a pixel-sheep? Unforgivable.
You need to relax, buddy.

It's Jesus, fucking a goat, i don't think i need to explain why that's objectively wrong

canine_candy said:
It's Jesus, fucking a goat, i don't think i need to explain why that's objectively wrong

but it's not a goat, it's a sheep

Nice artwork. A sheep is an Ovid, not a Caprine though. Caprine is the goat family. Jesus isn't Islamic, he's Jewish.

ruffa said:
There is everything wrong with this. I am not one to argue, however there is reason to believe that Christ was actually human, as he died and suffered as a human. Also he could have possibly had human desires, in the whole thing with Mary Magdeline.

And just throwing it out there, MR. BLEAM ANYONE??!!??!!!?!? Holla if you know who he is, and why this picture applies.

In the Jewish faith, Mary Magdalene was Jesus' wife and they had children. She carried "the blood of Christ" in her womb: the "chalice of eternal life". The star of David represents the sword and the chalice, in other words; cock and pussy. Enjoy this faith shattering truth XD

redoctober said:
Are you serious? Bible thumpers would already have enough ammo based on all the: porn, scat, other bestiality images, general furriness, homosexuality, rape, cub, and porn. This single, hilarious image is not going to "ruin" the site.

To me it's highly important that all artists have freedom of expression. I'm sincerely curious to know how you arrived at the conclusion that this should be removed. No rudeness intended. It's a sincere question

No Jesus No!!! :(

im going to hell...

This is so disrespectful, you mocking the God.

Whoever made this needs to get help

draco_2k said:
Jesus fucking goat.

That's a sheep.

It's fucked up that I laughed at this, but dammit I did XD

That sheep has seen some shit