IT'S A TRAP! the question has no right answer

A question almost as bad as this one :3

“It makes your butt look nice.”

give a good squeeze and say "Does it really matter?"

It makes your butt look
"attractive"

"Not particularly. Your ass sure makes that dress look good, though."

In keidran culture, bigger is more beautiful, according to what Flora has said before. So... Yes, it makes your butt look huge.

I would just point down to my raging boner, and I think that would be enough for an answer.

I would just say she looks great in it.

WselfWulf said:
IT'S A TRAP! the question has no right answer

the questions correct answer is a butt slap

the anwer is to drop down and motor boater

My answer would be "Mmmmm~"

If you tell her it just makes her look attractive or beautiful, she won't believe you and will think you are just telling her what she wants to hear. The correct answer is "that dress makes your butt look so good that I'm tempted to slip you out of it and take you right here and now. But we've got a dinner to go to, so unless you want to be late to our reservation, we can schedule that for later ;)" Followed by a nice firm touch or rub and a smooch. Gets things warmed up for later, because guaranteed she will be thinking about it the whole time ;)

zarthosfox said:
If you tell her it just makes her look attractive or beautiful, she won't believe you and will think you are just telling her what she wants to hear. The correct answer is "that dress makes your butt look so good that I'm tempted to slip you out of it and take you right here and now. But we've got a dinner to go to, so unless you want to be late to our reservation, we can schedule that for later ;)" Followed by a nice firm touch or rub and a smooch. Gets things warmed up for later, because guaranteed she will be thinking about it the whole time ;)

unnecessarily long my dude

WselfWulf said:
IT'S A TRAP! the question has no right answer

No, your big butt makes your butt look big

Your ass looks fucking great. How about that?

I want to worship her feet in those stockings, they are so hawt..

Akirameerkat said:
I want to worship her feet in those stockings, they are so hawt..

I had the same thought

Say "Not to me."

"It makes your butt look so good that I want to get on my knees and dive into it. But this is something we can do after the dinner *wink followed by a soft butt-smack*."

I guess that would avoid this trappy question.

It looks perfect for a 'smack'n grab'

The socks are cute.

Hike the dress up, fuck her brains out until she forgets the question.

i think she looks very pretty :)

OK people listen up good and quick, this is how you defuse the situation.

The only thing you have to say is "It makes you look damn sexy, and that butt look even sexier."

Make her feel like a sex goddess and save yourself from any dilemma of making her feel badd for being that good. So far that's the only thing I can think of that can prevent her from taking her claws to your face.

Complement her! Don’t risk the pain of claws with any other statement.

WselfWulf said:
IT'S A TRAP! the question has no right answer

There is a right answer, just say "it makes your butt look sexy as hell."

That dress does make her butt look big, but in all the right ways.

jrc said:
That dress does make her butt look big, but in all the right ways.

big and sexy. >:)

No.

Your ass is just big.

This dress looks like ada's dress.

Hmm.
Looks like an ass to me.

Not sure though. Gonna have to run some tests.

You only miss the grapple gun to become : Flora Wong, secret agent.

The right answer is to jump out the window the pain from the landing will hurt less then an angry woman from your always wrong answer.

wselfwulf said:
IT'S A TRAP! the question has no right answer

the answer is, "it makes you look beautiful."

wselfwulf said:
IT'S A TRAP! the question has no right answer

GLaDOS:
All right, Paradox time.
It's a paradox! There IS no answer